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    Default Rest assured...I am the one and only...and I'm here to stay!!

    ** preceeded to the firehouse doors by two midgets in tuxedos lead by dobermans, a rolled out red carpet flanked on each side by seven trumpet-playing virgins in white sheer gowns**


    Greetings to all!!! I must say it's wonderful to be back fulltime. **looks around** Hey....what the?? What happened here??? OMG!! There are women's undergarmets tied to the mirrors on the engine...HEY!! Why are there beer cans everywhere? Is that a haz-mat team in the restroom? What the HELL?? And who's that passed out in the tiller? DAMMIT!! WHY DOES MY TURNOUT GEAR SMELL LIKE VICTORIA'S SECRET? OMG..OMG..OMG..IT'S BEEN DYED PINK!!!!!!!!!!!! ACK!!! SHEEP IN THE KITCHEN??!! KIWI!!!!! 26...27..........26........27........!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 26................27!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Talking he's back

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    It is such a pleasure to see you back in action. Things are not the same without you. Welcome back


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    Stayback,

    Make sure you read ff26's thread. He was getting so worried about your absence that he activated the RIT protocol. Nice to have you back.
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    Welcome home Stayback. Can you tell that WE MISSED YOU?? FF26 and I carried the torch for you during your absence. Hope we did a good enough job for you.
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    Thank you so much dearest Cheffie...now why am I finding body glitter all over the kitchen counter???
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    Carried the torch and then some, my Northern friend.
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    Hey 27...don't be a sniffin' around the seven virgins..you have them flustered. Now the midgets on the other hand....
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    By the way, what type of corporal punishment do you have in mind? Some of these guys would probably enjoy it, especially if livestock are involved. Must...get....back....to....work....
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    THANK GOD,

    I SAW THIS ARTICLE AND BEGAN TO REALLY WORRY!!!!!

    Wayne Co. Authorities Find Man's Body Bound To Stop Sign

    POSTED: 7:17 a.m. EDT June 25, 2002

    GOLDSBORO, N.C. -- The body of a 39-year-old man was found wrapped in clear plastic and bound to a stop sign in Wayne County.

    Authorities say Tony Wayne Smith may have been the victim of a practical joke, but they don't suspect his death was the result of foul play.

    Smith was found Sunday morning by a passer-by at the corner of N.C. Highway 111 and Mince Hill Road outside Goldsboro.


    Wayne County Sheriff's Captain Jerry Best said Smith was at a party with relatives and friends either late Saturday night or early Sunday. Best says there's a possibility that Smith was bound and placed against the stop sign as the result of a practical joke at the party he was attending.

    Best says he won't make a final determination as to the cause of death until he receives an autopsy report.

    Copyright 2002 by The Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed.
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    This just goes to show how far the integrity of America's road signage has gone to hell. First an outright assault on a decorated fire officer and now..............MURDER!!!!! What next?

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    Hey CJ, you asked about "Corporal Punishment". Hmmm funny choice of words, in my "other life" I am a Corporal working for the Navy. So I guess that means wet noodles and blindfolds or soggy sheeps wool and a bridle or some such like that....???

    And Stayback, after your lengthy absence, who needs the virgins? - too tired to do much damage right now anyway, what with Guinness/Bacardi truck MVA's, raids of the henhouse but to name a few. And of course trying to keep 26 from knocking over the flag pole AGAIN!
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    Great to have you back, Stayback.

    Now that we have that resolved...where the heck is Mongo?
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    Welcome back Stayback! Now we have to throw a party for you!

    And I could have sworn I saw Mongo drinking from the keg last night!
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    Welcome home, loud cheering from under the horizon.
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    Sorry about the body glitter. I thought we got it all. I was trying to cook dinner for everyone, and it just got rather hot and steamy in there with all sorts of things going on. Good thing you are back. And you are back this time I hope? We will have to throw a party for you and I promise to behave myself (just don't leave again)

    and just where is our esteemed VP Mongo?
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    Motown you hiding Mongo under your kilt?

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    Motown you hiding Mongo under your kilt?
    Motown, and I wondered why you would not come to San Fran.

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    And neither of them here to defend themselves.

    Chef - I could put on a dress and a Motown mask if you need a stand-in.

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    Motown and Mongo, You know I am kidding ...
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    LMFAO ...... I knew I'd be laughing my head off through this whole thread!

    Welcome back StayBack!! You think you would have been able to keep things under control if you'd been at the party, but I'm thinking you would have been right there in the thick of things, from climbing the flag pole ahead of 27 to helping 26 with his little explosives prank, to tripping Kiwi as he ran down the hallway after the sheep to making sure the hose was aimed in the right direction during the wet t-shirt contest!! So if you were there ...... WOULD YOU HAVE DONE THE DISHES???? hehehe

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    GRIT AND THE CHEF,

    Grit I have come to expect jokes about the kilt from you .but now you have dragged down the Chef as well!!!!!! I will have you both know that there is nothing worn under my kilt nor is there any room to hide anything.
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    Motown
    I will have you both know that there is nothing worn under my kilt nor is there any room to hide anything.
    All I will say is hmmmmmmmm.......email to follow

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    Default REAL MEN WEAR KILTS

    PRE TATTOO FETISH
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    and what else do real men do?

    nice picture Motown.

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    STAYBACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Welcome To the Jungle, we had some fun and games... as you can probably tell... got some great pics as well... can't post them though The webteam probably wouldn't like it. I think FOX was working on making a movie of the week based on the party we had while you where gone.

    Ok, I admit, I had the RIT put into action, but I was begining to worry about you... I mean, you said a few days and it had been a week (may have only been a few hours, since my watch battery died I have a hard time remembering what day it is....).

    You have to look at the bring side... your gear might be pink, there might be unmentionables hanging from the mirrors of the engine, the bathroom might take a few hundred years to de-tox, and the flagpoll will probably never be the same gain, but we HAD A GREAT TIME.

    Maybe next time we have a party you will be around to enjoy it.

    Oh, on a side note, we are still missing 200 feet of 1/2 in rope (or is 1/2 inch of 200 foot rope).... superchef???

    If you are wondering why there are sheep hoof prints on the ceiling... well, I will let Kiwi explain how that happened...

    Another good thing to come out of the party is that we know the station can withstand an earthquake...

    once again,

    WELCOME BACK STAYBACK!!!!!!!!

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