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    Cool I'm no longer a major!!!!!!!!!!!

    I'm no longer a major...I've finally joined the ranks of the 1000+ club...is that anything like the mile-high club?
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    Exclamation WAY TO GO!!

    nice jobe, adze! your input on these forums have been and will continue to be very much appriciated and looked forward to.
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    Default Re: I'm no longer a major!!!!!!!!!!!

    Originally posted by Adze
    I'm no longer a major...I've finally joined the ranks of the 1000+ club...is that anything like the mile-high club?
    Yeah...without trying to get your clothes back on in an airplane restroom!
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    In celebration, everyone should go visit www.bbfd.org !!!

    (CollegeBuff thinks I'm desperate for hits...gee...what's gives him that idea?)
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    He'll be insufferable now......

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    I stopped by for about 30 seconds brother. Don't know if that counts as a hit or why you need them, but if your that desperate I'm sure we can work out a deal that I stop by so many times per day for ya!

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    Promoted from major Nuisance to General Disaster!!!!

    Couldn't resist.

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    well, as long as you get past the banner so you get to http://www.bbfd.org/index2.asp

    That way it will increment the counter. I don't need them...just want them!
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    Wait a second ALS...only 30 seconds? Guess you didn't like the site

    if not, any suggestions for improvement.
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    Alright...now that you ****ed, uh, passed over 1000...

    Maybe you could take that bag off your head?
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    NJ, is this better?

    ------------------------------------------------------

    Boy: Whew! You sure gotta climb
    a lot of steps to get to this
    Capitol Building here in
    Washington. But I wonder who
    that sad little scrap of paper is?


    I'm just a bill.
    Yes, I'm only a bill.
    And I'm sitting here on Capitol Hill.
    Well, it's a long, long journey
    To the capital city.
    It's a long, long wait
    While I'm sitting in committee,
    But I know I'll be a law some day
    At least I hope and pray that I will
    But today I am still just a bill.


    Boy: Gee, Bill, you certainly have a lot of patience and courage.
    Bill: Well, I got this far. When I started I wasn't even a bill, I was just an idea.
    Some folks back home decided they wanted a law passed, so they called
    their local Congressman, and said, "You're right, there oughta be a law."
    Then he sat down and wrote me out and introduced me to Congress. And I
    became a bill, and I'll remain a bill until they decide to make me a law.


    I'm just a bill
    Yes I'm only a bill,
    And I got as far as Capitol Hill.
    Well, now I'm stuck in committee
    And I'll sit here and wait
    While a few key Congressmen discuss
    and debate
    Whether they should let me be a law.
    How I hope and pray that they will,
    But today I am still just a bill.


    Boy: Listen to those Congressmen arguing! Is all that discussion and debate about you?
    Bill: Yeah, I'm one of the lucky ones. Most bills never even get this far. I hope they
    decide
    to report on me favorably, otherwise I may die.
    Boy: Die?
    Bill: Yeah, die in committee. Ooh, but it looks like I'm gonna live!
    Now I go to the House of Representatives, and they vote on me.
    Boy: If they vote yes, what happens?
    Bill: Then I go to the Senate and the whole thing starts all over again.
    Boy: Oh no!
    Bill: Oh yes!


    I'm just a bill
    Yes, I'm only a bill
    And if they vote for me on Capitol Hill
    Well, then I'm off to the White House
    Where I'll wait in a line
    With a lot of other bills
    For the president to sign
    And if he signs me, then I'll be a law.
    How I hope and pray that he will,
    But today I am still just a bill.


    Boy: You mean even if the Whole Congress says you
    should be a law, the president can still say no?
    Bill: Yes, that's called a veto. If the president vetoes
    me, I have to go back to Congress and they vote
    on me again, and by that time you're so old...
    Boy: By that time it's very unlikely that you'll become
    a law. It's not easy to become a law, is it?
    Bill: No!


    But how I hope and pray that I will,
    But today I am still just a bill.


    Congressman: He signed you, Bill!
    Now you're a law!
    Bill: Oh yes!!!
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    I think Adze recently sustained a concussion he isn't telling us about.....

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    Why would you say that? Can a Bill get a concussion?
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    Funny thing is my old history teacher knew that song by heart and had a picture of the bill from school house rock on his desk.

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    ADZE....you DA MAN!...and I like the bag better.....has a better fit I think!
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    Well, I was thinking it was time I unmasked myself...are you saying I am too ugly for your eyes? Or do you just have a problem with the American system?
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    Ohhh, now I see the light...get the picture...understand the connection. Bill!

    Short for Willy? No, couldn't be that. Wilbur? No, he was the guy with the horse. William? No, he wouldn't Tell. George Will? No, he wouldn't either.

    Hmmm, maybe Bill is one of those "inside the beltway" people. Then again...Bill might have inside knowledge of Monica...but he skirted the issue.

    Congressional Bill? Yeah, that's the ticket. I put the motion on the table to reconsider.

    Adze...unmasked. What a handsome guy, huh?
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    Originally posted by NJFFS_A16
    Bill might have inside knowledge of Monica...but he skirted the issue.
    Excuse me, but I have seem to have missed the target...of that joke.
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    that's all i have to say NJ

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    Originally posted by HFDEXP777
    that's all i have to say NJ
    That's why he's the Minister of Information and Propaganda
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