You know you've been a dispatcher too long....
You know you've been a dispatcher too long when...
You have forgotten what it's like to eat a warm meal.
You spend more money on fast food than utilities.
You answer your home phone, "Dispatch."
You consider patience a weakness, not a virtue.
Your idea of a good night involves someone getting shot, chased or dismembered.
Holidays are when everyone gets drunk and beats up their family members.
You get impatient listening to people tell a story, you just want the facts.
You see stress as a normal state of life.
You inform your teenage driver, "I will always know."
You think it's funny when a regular client kills himself while breaking into a business.
You can only tell time on a 24 hour clock.
Your response to, "I pay your salary!" is "I want a raise!"
You can eat a hamburger in 4 bites and 3.5 seconds.
You believe stupidity should be painful.