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    Talking You know you've been a dispatcher too long....

    You know you've been a dispatcher too long when...


    You have forgotten what it's like to eat a warm meal.
    You spend more money on fast food than utilities.
    You answer your home phone, "Dispatch."
    You consider patience a weakness, not a virtue.
    Your idea of a good night involves someone getting shot, chased or dismembered.
    Holidays are when everyone gets drunk and beats up their family members.
    You get impatient listening to people tell a story, you just want the facts.
    You see stress as a normal state of life.
    You inform your teenage driver, "I will always know."
    You think it's funny when a regular client kills himself while breaking into a business.
    You can only tell time on a 24 hour clock.
    Your response to, "I pay your salary!" is "I want a raise!"
    You can eat a hamburger in 4 bites and 3.5 seconds.
    You believe stupidity should be painful.
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    Talking Here's another joke...

    A couple of rednecks are out in the woods hunting when one of them suddenly grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't appear to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911.

    He gasps to the operator, "I think Bubba is dead! What should I do?"

    The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy and follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead."

    There is a silence, and then a shot is heard.

    The guy's voice comes back on the line, "Okay, now what?"
    NREMT-P\ Reserve Volunteer Firefighter\Reserve Police Officer
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    Experts built the Titanic, amateurs built the Ark.

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