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    ....then there is a POP and then a CRASH as Stayback is squirted out of the BOA's clutches thanks to the batter and goes flying through the air until he lands on cdevoe and spills his double beer mug tactical tupperware helmet on the snow. Picking himself back up Stayback say....
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    "don't you know you're not supposed to eat yellow snow??" ..... Stayback steps back and shakes his head in disbelief as ........
    To the world you might be one person, but to one person you just might be the world.

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    As he prepares to makeSNAKEBURGERS!!! He attacks the boa with a weedeater he borrowed from Tempie, who uses it for........
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    May we never forget our fallen, worldwide.

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    (Good snake=Dead snake...I HATE snakes. "Oh Stayback, don't kill snakes...they eat bugs!!" Now which would I rather have bite me?...hmmmmm....DIE SNAKE DIE!!!)
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    And while Stayback was disembowels the snake, the Gerbils and other creatures break into a line dance of....
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    "I may be slow, but my work is poor." Chief Dave Balding, MVFD

    "Its not Rocket Science. Just use a LITTLE imagination." (Me)

    Get it up. Get it on. Get it done!

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    ..."Breaky Snakey's Heart"....As ChiefReason said "Halt!...Here comes....
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    a stampede of naked fat people carrying spears and dinner
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    ...ALL HAILL, ALLL HAILL... HERE COMETH OUR ESTEEMED LEADER....

    LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I PRESENT TO YOU.... EL PRESEDENTE, CAPT GONZO!!

    All hail the Chief!
    If you don't do it RIGHT today, when will you have time to do it over? (Hall of Fame basketball player/coach John Wooden)

    "I may be slow, but my work is poor." Chief Dave Balding, MVFD

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    The Women of the Tundra quickly race to our esteemed President with a robe to cover his royal assets and a Guinness to wet his whistle ... all the while wondering how their leader ended up with the group of naked fat people with forks .....
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    pork chops anyone?
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    They wondered why they had to hail the Chief when he was only a $.03 Captain.

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    Default You guys owe me........

    Thanks! That's two pairs of underwear I've ruined from laughing so hard while reading this thread. OMG.....you guys and gals are a scream. I stand in awe! LMAO!

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    TC, I heard they are on sale at K-Mart if you need more.
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    Blue light special right?.....*groan*

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    Blue Light Special? See the Jr/Explorer threads...
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    Lt you are correct, he is only a "0.03 Capt", however just like a Navy Commander being called "Captain" aboard his own vessel, so is Capt Gonzo like a "Chief" only better cuz we only pay 0.03 for his.

    Oh and by the by... those "blue light specials" at K-Mart are not doing well here, on account of our last K-Mart closed down and became "Zellers" about 4 yrs ago..... ooooppssss....

    So who's up for chops? I hear that Tanker 'Q's up a mean streak, along with some help from Cheffie's awesome spread of....
    If you don't do it RIGHT today, when will you have time to do it over? (Hall of Fame basketball player/coach John Wooden)

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    Get it up. Get it on. Get it done!

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    savouri delacisies (SP*)

    Tanker reached behind the BBQ and produced TCFire's awe..
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    Default OMG this is so funny ...........

    of the awesome cleavage ................er cleaver......and then I invited ALL the IACOJ to the Chirstmas party at ..........
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    ...the Great Tumbleweed Conflagration, where Steamer had managed to get two deer into the braising water...
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    ...and the deer yelled "ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US"...
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