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    ....the cadillac quickly weaved it's way through the forest of fiber-optic Christmas trees which lined the avenue. Cheffie meanwhile rumaged through the kitchen and whipped together a....

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    a dozen lemon merringe` pies ...........
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    .....and four dozen Alice B. Toklas brownies.......

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    .....all of which were promptly gobbled up by RuPAul and the naked fat people with forks as Captain Gonzo and the WOT looked on in horror.......

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    right as N2DFire came to save Cheffie from the horrible sight....
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    N2DFire reached down, carefully removed Cheffie's thong, then slid it over her head...in an attempt to cover her eyes. Cheffie resisted, as she had never really seen
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    The horror of Ru Paul and naked fat people with forks
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    ...the horrible sight caused her to scream "Oh, the humanity!"....
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    ...........Meanwhile at a firehouse on the other side of town, the probie, up to his elbows in "da suds" said,"..................

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    ....I can't wait to get toned out for that polar solvent fire!....
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    Meanwhile Stayback decided to pick another fight with a STOP sign, resulting in..
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    ...a nasty case of Haltoctaganaphobia, which we all know can only be cured by dipping your...

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    ....pole in the rare "honey de la Cheffie" resulting in almost immediate relief to inflammation...........

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    I don't have anything good to post here, but somebody better get this thing out of the "Boogie Nights" vein in a hurry.
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    Wohoo shouted someone from the back of the pack, 10 pages and we have beaten the following thread..
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    Hey! That isn't..... Could it be? No..... But, then again, maybe it is.......
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    That's one Halloween Party that is totally out of control!
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    .....visions of RuPaul bagan to recede into a misty purple haze as the souped up Greyhound bus pulled to the curb. As the strains of Johnny Cash's "Circle of Fire" reverberated up and down the street, a rumbling noise was heard. The fastidious forked fat folks looked to the east where they saw.........

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    ...a stampeeding herd of mutts led by BeerBoy. The smell of fear was thick in the air. It's stench hung like cheap drapes. As the town folk ran into their humble homes and double locked the doors the forked fat folks joined up in the mutt melee. BeerBoy quickly led the mob to the local firehouse. He directed the knuckle dragging heathens to drag a extra large capacity Frigidaire into the truck bay. BeerBoys mutts quickly filled the fridge with Billy Beer and Lucky Lager. With his evil laugh echoing for hours and a cold one in his hand, BeerBoy drove out of town in search of the next firehouse. As fate would have it at that very moment driving headlong into a confrontation on the highway with BeerBoy was..........

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    Santa Claus, the Town Council, its insurance carrier, and ther rest of us who got totally pi**ed ............... all of a sudden ........
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    ...someone screamed "OH MY GOD THEY KILLED KENNY!"...
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    .....as an abnormally large vulture flapped it's wings and lifted from the ground. BeerBoy, with an evil smirk on his face and glaring at Santa.....

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    ...said "there shall be no thread longer than the beer ban it's about time (hickup)"...
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