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    ...To the tune of the Juice Newton megahit "Angel of the Morning". Now Captain Gonzo had gathered the W.O.T. to unveil his new plan of action for the Christmas Party...He started by saying........
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    "Santas Guinness Tanker will be over there, The Grill over here.". The WOT responded with the DUD's (Down Under Division) to set up the gear when...
    Psychiatrists state 1 in 4 people has a mental illness.
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    ...everyone started wondering what the hell the deer meant by "ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US"...

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    It was noticed cdevoe had left his big red truck behind
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    Juice....man..that "Got Milk" campaign shot her career to hell. Could you've only imagined "Got Juice?"


    E229 -- I think it's "deer" for "Hey I'm too drunk to type!"
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    ....meanwhile back at the ranch a increasingly loud (doppler effect don't cha know) siren was heard in the background. The W.O.T., perked up from their......

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    Started singing Meatloafs "All revved up and no place to go" the smart turnout gear so impressed everyone that...
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    ...they took it off.
    The W.O.T. were in a frenzy, they had just learned that the one and, thank God, only Beer Boy had been banned. A brief discussion of his entitlement to a purple hydrant ensued...then quickly ended...

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    A new award was named in his dishonor...
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    ......LadyCapn quickly realized that this award had commonalities with the imposters and their liquor aisle activites. She hurriedly summoned the rest of the W.O.T. by activating the hairspray beacon.(not to be confused with the bluehair beacon) After an emergency conference on the beach in Maui (now was that a conference they had or....) they quickly donned mysterious blonde wigs and, escorted by our esteemed leader Capt Gonzo, headed for the land of the Great Tumbleweed Conflagration fully well intending to..........

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    make a stop in the Keystone State, raid StayBack's chicken coop and refrigerator....abduct StayBack from the vigil being held at the old firehall...and head west to the conflagration. As they passed through St. Louis...StayBack looked up at the huge "Arch" and exclaimed..
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    "Dude, where's my firetruck?"

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    "No...seriously guys, where's my firetruck? Awww...c'mon guys..." When suddenly someone shreeked......
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    ...NO KITTY THIS IS MY POT PIE...
    Why do I *always* have to be the calm one?
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    ..screamed the WOT as they attacked the fat naked people with forks..........

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    when suddenly from out of the darkness the wail of a distant siren is heard. Pray tell, what is that sound? Why, it's Steamer and his tiller (it sounds like that when rammed into a deer).

    Then, another sound, the bleeting of scores of sheep. Ohio had rounded all them furry critters and herded them towards the party. ((he had always wanted to be like the Good Shepard and get the flock out of there). Kiwi raised his head, shook it slowly, and saw them coming. "Score of sheep", he thought, "Score with sheep?". Slowly he stumbled in their direction and ....
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    ...EWE all know what happened next...



    (couldn't resist)

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    ...fear not though. The WOT sensing the dire straits facing Kiwi, quickly intervened (RIT) and returned him to the path of righteousness. The WOT stopped suddenly in their tracks. WHat had they just done? Had they really returned Kiwi to the path of righteousness? Out of the blue blazes appeared the GREAT BOOK OF ENCRUSTEDNESS. They quickly scanned (noooo they scanned, not sped read. Evelyn Woods is NOT a WOT. She's merely an imposter) for guidence regarding the leading astray of a Crustie. The meaning of the chapter was clouded by ambigouity (what a crock, we ALL know they the WOT were just REALLY drunk-that means ****ed Kiwi) so RsptFromCalgary whipped out her phone from her, well her, look it's her bra phone. She just couldn't make the shoe phone thing work with those spiked heels okay? Anyhow, she whips out this bra phone and quickly dials Capt Gonzo. After obtaining clarification as to the meaning of THE GREAT BOOK OF ENCRUSTEDNESS she breaks the news to the others. Kiwi had never been on the path of righteousness. Suddenly knowing not what to do, the Women of the Tundra........

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    ....broke out in song. "There's a lady who's sure...all that glitters is gold...and she's buying a stairway to heaven....when she gets there she knows......

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