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    ...MUPPET?
    Who is "Fozzie" and why does he want to get some chicks?
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    "Robo-Squirt 69"? It's the latest and greatest in self-propelled, fully automated 6 inch monitors. It'll out-shoot, out-hose and out-run anything on the planet. And when you're not using it to fight fires, it switches over to shooting Guinness at 1250 per min, from the onboard 500 gallons. (We had to limit the water/foam capacity by a large factor to make room. )

    So Stayback, with his emergency blanket and bunny slippers in company with the Neadle Point "Bluehaired Babes" (they keep him well fed with milk and cookies (a la Malahat Style ) was able to unburden himself of the nefarious Signs of Stoppage and those Nasty Forked Fat Folks, and so with a twist of the winder key and a flick of his......
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    ...cigarette..(damn, when did I start smoking again?)...I hopped up in that old Ward LaFrance (my dept. still has a Ward) and taught Mike Stoker a thing or two about how to drive one. Mandy and Barry Manilow were riding tailboard as they received the call to respond to...
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    (A very biiig Ward....not too many Ward Pumper/Tankers around. She can be a b!tch to drive until you get the hang of it)
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    A person stuck in a tree, the call had been placed by a concerned cat...
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    ...who had recently left his cool digs in Ladder 8's(not is real name) refrigerator to take his first emergency response call. Jon "Big Jake" Waine said "Hey, we need a nickname for our new guy. How 'bout Big Pussy?" It stimulated spirited conversation until the guy in the tree yelled "I'm still up here and I ain't comin' down until you get that furry little buzzard with the crook in his beak here. He owes me a meal and a Guiness. I want it San Francisco style and I want it served by beautiful ladies from Canada. Otherwise, get out your sleepin' bags; it's going to be a long night."
    Stayback looked at the others in disbelief. "Can you believe this nutcase, I mean, customer or victim. What are we calling them now? Hey, Ryan, you goin' to finish that sandwich?" So the call was put in to Gonzo, who, upon arrival said ".....
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    "Break out the Robo-Squirt 69, some chairs and guinness for everyone, this is gonna be fun."

    After removing the moron from the tree (only used 200 gallons on that one), the crew proceeded to...
    Psychiatrists state 1 in 4 people has a mental illness.
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    Jeremy's to continue with preparations for the upcoming New Year's bash. Rumour has it that the Robo-Squirt 69 was going to be used to initate some sort of T-shirt contest.... not sure if it was to be water or Guinness... The W.O.T. are thought to be behind this rumour...??????
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    ....meanwhile, the Women of the Tundra swung by Yosemite Natl Park where they liberated the Ward LaFrance from Emergency. at least it wasn't scraped when the TV show ended, probably makes quite a few runs still So the WOT arrived at Jeremy's in high fashion, looking for......


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    ...The entire Toronto Maple Leafs hockey team. There they are, huddling together in a little mob, wearing only......
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    Their helmets and a smile, carrying a crying towel. Their "suspenders" were hung on the wall in the Fine Style of Jeremy's, mixed in amongst the W.O.T. displays.

    It was at this time that our Esteemed El Presedente made a fine entrance, aboard his trusty....
    If you don't do it RIGHT today, when will you have time to do it over? (Hall of Fame basketball player/coach John Wooden)

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    Get it up. Get it on. Get it done!

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    And Crusty, BIG RED. Everyone raised their glasses (for a better look) and said "CHEERS Cap, we only have to get to the next page to win!!!"

    The Cap Lifted his leather in salute and replied...
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    And seeing how we still have two days until the end of the year, the thoroughly blitzed crusties (see the Christmas Party thread) wobbled off into the night to....
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    ....pay homage to their trusty (and overworked) dispatchers!
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    The trusty dispatchers are witnessed doing their jobs most excellently, clad only in lacy.....
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    Headsets...
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    Suddenly, the most excellent dispatchers ripped the lacy headsets off their heads, when they spied entering the room, the Women of the Tundra (Oh how I long to be a Woman of the Tundra...will you allow a Woman of Ontario to be an honourary member?).

    Happy New Year, Happy Festivus, Happy (fill in holiday/celebration here) they cried....Where is Captain Gonzo?


    The most excellent dispatchers replied....."he's outside, running around in his...........
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    Designer Bunker Gear... ya know the ones. Bright probie yellow with "electric" trim, and a blue flasher on his....
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    ...'67 Pontiac GTO. The blue flasher complements the metallic midnight blue muscle machine with matching leather interior-tucked and rolled! The dice hang conspicuously from the rearview mirror and the 8-track tape is kicking out some Grand Funk Railroad. Women of the Tundra are using this fine chariot for a backdrop for their next calendar, when off to the west, they hear the distinctive roar of a V-Twin. Could it be? Yes, it is; none other than .....
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    ....Superchef, putt-putt-putting her way over in a 1972 VW microbus.
    "Look what I've brought you" says she, "BBQ'd road-kill,with sauteed sweet potatoes in creme fraiche, kept oh, soooo warm on the engine block"!

    With that, she whipped open the hood/trunk (I can never remember where the engine is in a VW), and bouncing out from under it was a.....
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    ...a brand new bouncing baby.....






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    "I may be slow, but my work is poor." Chief Dave Balding, MVFD

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    Get it up. Get it on. Get it done!

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