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    cement!!!!

    Now why is there a bucket with cement here? Simple, because ....
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    Guido and the boys were making a new pair of shoes for StayBack because...
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    his wooden ones from Holland were wearing out. So Guido, being the nice guy he was, decided to make cement shoes for Stayback. In return, Stayback...
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    asked, "Did you see the reflecting sign and did it show you the colors that are real?"

    In response, the man who bears the name of a hooked nose chicken said, ....
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    "Ask the frog freedom kissing the pig". Of course, you think this is an insane idea because everyone knows that
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    .......kissing pigs eventually leads up to.......

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    a terrible aftertaste of bacon in your mouth. The only sure-fire way to get rid of that taste is
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    ....switch over to kissing....

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    a sheep! Unfortunately, you have to wait for Kiwi to finish...
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    .. shearing them because he needs a new coat for those lonely days when he needs to...
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    .......to make wool for his....

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    ... Cowichan Sweater. He did such a good job he...
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    decided to make underwear out of wool as well. Unfortunately, his willy had a reaction to the wool and started breaking out with rashes. Shocked and scared Kiwi ran to the local...
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    Pub...To ask the all knowing bartender for advice.
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    took off the wool thong he was wearing and showed Kiwi where he went wrong. The bartender, however, didn't know of a cure for Kiwi so Kiwi woke up the passed out drunk at the end of the bar for advise. The drunk...
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    ....screamed out in horror, yelling....My name is cdevoe and I am....

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    ON DUTY... Leave me alone! So you turn to the guy at the other end of the bar - he reminds you of someone...
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    who often tells horrible puns. Your drinking buddy tells a story about the evening he once spent in a college residence hall with minimal furnishings. He begins,

    "It was a stark and dormy night."

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    .. in a land far away ...
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    a group of rebels fought an evil empire that...
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    ...is operating a Mutt mill...
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    This group of rebels has been desperately seeking to restore their communications so they can call in for back up from the BMI to destroy the Mutt Mill. However, force has been to strong with the evil empire. For years they've been bogged down in the trenches. By a twist of fate, they stumble upon a young wanna-be Jedi named....
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    Luke Staybacker and his trusty droid Cee-Dee-Vee-0. With Luke's fire engine red lightsaber he cut and sliced his way to....


    could we have the beginnings of the Intergaltic Association of Crusty Old Jedis...
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    ...every bar,lounge,tavern and nightclub in the Tri-State area so they could...

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    find cheap beer and sleazy women so they can...
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