It was a dark and stormy night....

**CommDiva** · 12-31-2002, 02:13 AM

This is getting silly, everyone knows that baby kiwi birds don't bounce!

But imagine if this one did, then it would bounce (boing, boing, boing) its way over to.......

**NJFFSA16** · 12-31-2002, 08:04 AM

the island of Maui...where he could see the Women of the Tundra dressed in their very finest birthday suits...and from there he could bounce on over to...

**jaybird210** · 12-31-2002, 08:45 AM

WHAT!?!?

If I were a kiwi, and I saw WOT in birthday suits, I would stay RIGHT WHERE I WAS.

Come on. I know this is a silly post, but let's not get carried away.

**ChiefReason** · 12-31-2002, 09:44 AM

MEANWHILE ; THE LEAGUE OF JUSTICE IS PREPARING FOR....

**Ohiovolffemtp** · 12-31-2002, 12:45 PM

Syndication on cable channel 41.

In their first episode, they visit Cheers where the fat guy at the end of the bar launches into a tirade about firefighter arson. While he's going on and on, the guy across from him in the postal worker uniform reaches for his.....

**ChiefReason** · 12-31-2002, 12:58 PM

...his wallet, so he can show everyone a picture of his mother.
MEANWHILE; BACK AT THE HALL FOR THE LEAGUE OF JUSTICE, OUR SUPER HEROES PREPARE FOR...

**ARFF26** · 12-31-2002, 06:25 PM

....Wednesday, which is after all the day they wash their underwear. Alas, the purple thong was no where to be found.THE HALL FOR THE LEAGUE OF JUSTICErumbled with the sounds of the arguement over whether cellophone was an appropriate substitute for the purple thong. Visions of flatulous forked fat folks wearing sequined purple thongs and mysterious blonde wigs while walking (on leash of course) tumbling tumbleweeds eminated throughout the HALL FOR THE LEAGUE OF JUSTICE. SO left with the prospect of wearing dirty underwear on Wednesday, the super heros.........

Personally I think that they're (the super heros with the dirty underwear) rather disgusting. Where are the Women of the Tundra? Will they come save us? CommDiva, we know that you're not an Imposter, however we don't know if you're situated as well for lacey things as the WOT, can you fill in until their arrival?

CommDiva, at the New Years Party Tempie said that you ARE a Woman of the Tundra, congratulations! See you at the next Sunday night meeting eh.

**ARFF26** · 12-31-2002, 06:30 PM

...hey wait a minute, weren't the WOT modeling their birthday suits in Hawaii? Guess they haven't any lacey things left to shed. Now we're in quite a pickle, will our Super Heros be able to save us? Capt Gonzo should we........

**Ladder8** · 01-01-2003, 11:32 PM

...should we relish the thought of going to Hawaii, or should we....

**Ohiovolffemtp** · 01-02-2003, 05:47 AM

get up from our recliners, stagger to the fridge for another Guiness, grab a bag of chips, slump back down and continue .....

**NJFFSA16** · 01-02-2003, 05:56 AM

watching college Bowl Games...with their gratuitous shots of skimply clad cheerleaders...and guys on the field playing with their....

**ChiefReason** · 01-02-2003, 11:47 AM

....sideline markers. It's third and nine on the Notre Dame thirty yard line. NC State is moving the ball at Will. You see, Will only has one.......

**ChiefReason** · 01-02-2003, 11:51 AM

MEANWHILE, BACK AT THE HALL OF THE LEAGUE OF JUSTICE, the Super Heroes are checking their picks against the pool's big board. There is a lot of good-natured ribbing going on, when suddenly the phone rings. It is the Women of the Tundra. They are in Hawaii and have just discovered that something is missing. It's not their make up kits, their blow dryers or even their return flight tickets. My God, they are missing their......

**CJMinick390** · 01-02-2003, 11:55 AM

...itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka dot bikinis! (With apologies to Bryan Hyland).

**ARFF26** · 01-02-2003, 07:31 PM

.....so it was evident that a volunteer was needed to bring them some new lacey things from Frederick's of Hollywood, well ok, Victoria's Secret will do in a pinch. Yet they waited and they waited and they waited some more. It seems that there was a wee bit of trouble. It wasn't in getting any Crustie Jakes to go to Hawaii to see, err help the WOT but rather it seems that none of us were to willing to get them anything to cover up with. Ain't we just soooooo bad?. So the Women of the Tundra.......

**CommDiva** · 01-02-2003, 11:05 PM

.....said "the hell with it, it's way too cold up there in the Tundra....let's go commando!!!" And with that, they whipped out the camouflage paints, daubed some all over their.....

**MalahatTwo7** · 01-03-2003, 03:27 AM

Chief, I'll supply the W.O.T. with what they require from Victoria's Secret. I know where the shop in Broadway Mall, in San Diego is... (just gotta get there first - but thats another story).

I am sure that I will be able to provide them with the necessary "itsy bitsy" bits to do the job. Oh and the paints.. well we will leave those for .........

**ChiefReason** · 01-03-2003, 09:56 AM

...Sherman Williams; Sherwin's evil twin brother. Sherman had aspired to be a union painter, but he refused to wear painter's pants as "too gosche". He preferred bibs because they would not reveal a very prominent butt crack when he bent over. Bibs were against the union by-laws, so Sherman was not accepted into the union. He did, however, manage to get into a card club. His favorite card game was.....

**MalahatTwo7** · 01-03-2003, 12:00 PM

Strip Poker, but that is another story... he was very good at the game though - you have to be if you wear only bib overalls.

Wwhile he was assisting the W.O.T. with their "painting", there were reports that when they ran out of the funky bright colours, use of other media, such as chocolate, whipped cream and jello were put to use.

This apparently allowed for the ladies who where awaiting their Victoria's Secret packages to arrive. (Sorry ladies, transport has been somewhat of a bugger to arrange - but I am working on it - HONEST.)

So the use of alternate coverings......

**Ohiovolffemtp** · 01-03-2003, 01:06 PM

... fell to the IACOJ Salvage and Overhaul Corps (SOC). These grey haired firefighters, with their years of experience, showed that the phrases "one firefighter throw" and "two firefighter throw" weren't just for tarps anymore.

Once the WOT were safely tarped, the IACOJ SOC proceded to ....

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