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    ... wrestle in the mud. The fountain nearby provided plentiful amounts of water. I realized that the mud was coming from all the divets I was creating trying to hit the dog with the 7 iron. I admit watching the six of them in the wet, dirty, brown mud just made me want to...
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    ...clean these thoughts up a little. I got a 5 gallon can of High-Ex foam and...

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    ....dumped it in the booster tank. I then let fly with the 1000gpm fog tip and washed the whole gutter-minded lot down. The we all went to Pour Jim's and....




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    ...waited for cdevoe to buy us all a round as we were off duty....
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    ......keeping our palms across the top of our glasses of course since that monkey was still around........

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    suddenly I heard a piano playing in the background it all
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    de jevu all over again, but wait, we have been there before.

    The monkey came around the bar again offering everyone nuts, claiming he could not go outside as it was cold enough...
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    freeze the balls off a brass monkey on this dark and stormy night. I noticed that the monkey was wearing a...
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    "Tin Cup". I was shocked to say the least, when I realized that the "brass" colour was really....
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    ...a nasty rash. Not wanting anything to do with those monkey viruses, out the door I went. And the wind howled and in the distance I could see...could it be??? IT WAS! A tumble weed and it was in flames...

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    and it said, "Go back inside, drink more beer. There will be a structure fire in 42 minutes. Go on, drink up. Ok, what do I have to do make you understand about drinking. It's alright to drink. You were made with a liver for a reason." I comtemplated my next step carefully...
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    ...My first step was to turn around.... and a second and a third... back into the bar I went....

    That damn Monkey up on the bar counter, drinking from my beer again. (HAAA, the joke is on him this time... Before I left the bar, I had dipped my......)
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    Get it up. Get it on. Get it done!

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    ...banana in the deep luscious head.

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    ...and given it a good swirling around...boy wasn't the Monkey gonna have an ugly taste in his mouth.

    As I ordered up a fresh pint of God's Nectar, I contemplated both my perplexing golf problem, and the delema of my neighbour.

    For the golf thing I was thinking....
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    Get it up. Get it on. Get it done!

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    A minute passed. Then another. Then, another minute. Then... another minute passed. Then another minute passed. And another. A further minute passed quickly, followed by another minute, when suddenly, a different minute passed, followed by another different minute. And another. And yet another further different minute. A minute passed.

    I glanced at my watch. It was a minute past. This was it. A minute passed. After a moment, another minute passed. I waited a minute while a minute passed quickly past. And then, a minute which seemed to last an hour but was only a minute... passed.

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    And then something really stranged happened.... a really different minute passed...

    But I digress... (in a totally new minute) a thought came to me. I was looking at the Monkey, watching him dip his thing in the beer, when it came to me, the answer to all questions:
    If you don't do it RIGHT today, when will you have time to do it over? (Hall of Fame basketball player/coach John Wooden)

    "I may be slow, but my work is poor." Chief Dave Balding, MVFD

    "Its not Rocket Science. Just use a LITTLE imagination." (Me)

    Get it up. Get it on. Get it done!

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    Then the monkey broke out in song.....
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    Time passes quickly when you're having fun. Suddenly, there was a gasp in the bar. The room went silent. Standing at the door was the greatest golfer of all time....TIGER WOODS!

    He came in and sat down between me and the monkey. What brings you here...I asked the golf great? He laughed, looked at the monkey and said...
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    ...did you see that burning tumbleweed out there.

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    "Is that a Monkey on the bar, or are you just glad to see me? No seriously...."
    If you don't do it RIGHT today, when will you have time to do it over? (Hall of Fame basketball player/coach John Wooden)

    "I may be slow, but my work is poor." Chief Dave Balding, MVFD

    "Its not Rocket Science. Just use a LITTLE imagination." (Me)

    Get it up. Get it on. Get it done!

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