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    Tiger gave the monkey the "once over."

    "Your date needs a shave fella...." he said, grinning. "But I'm actually here to meet Anna Kournikova....she'd like to smack a few balls with me." I turned to the bartender and asked....
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    The bartender didn't hear me. He gazed out into space...smiled and said..."If Anna's gonna come in here and smack balls, I'm gonna get in line now. Does she prefer fuzzy ones...or dimpled?" Even the monkey got in line. As for me...I
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    ...went outside to see if Tiger really drives a Buick when suddenly...
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    The biggest gosh darn firetruck with Class A and B foam, Purple K, Cab mounted Thermal Imagers came screaming over the hill. I yelled to the one guy on the piece, "Hey aren't you.......

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    ...Capt Gonzo, and what in the world are you doing driving that thing naked! To which he replied, "...
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    ...I'm not Gonzo. He's in the bathtub and I just saw Anna Kornikova go in there
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    in to which the entire membership of the IACOJ rushes in! Soon there is a shudder, than a roar, E229lt yells, "Run for the door!". It's to late, and the floor comes tumbling down...
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    ...Gonzo grabs for his shirt. It's obvious to all he has never let the sun hit his body. Anna is a wet, soapy mess. The "Women of the Tundra" escort her out...Damn!
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    out to a lengere(sp?) store where they take turns...
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    ...trying to spell lingerie. It's futile. They leave Anna and return to the trapped members of the IACOJ. A finer looking RIT team was never assembled.

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    .....cheffie's garter and.....
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    the monkey by his...
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    ...organ grinder. A cheer went up from the crowd. Then Respect found Gonzo's......

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    ...Big Johnson_____________________T shirt, oh my goodness Respected cried, could our man Gonzo still be...
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    ...naked. hmm...I need to go back to the Guinness replenishment vehicle before.....

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    ...cdevoe starts an inline relay to his firehouse...

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    then E LT gasps in disbelief as he sees me sneaking up to disconnect cdevoe's BEER LINE and reconnect it to the sewer tank connection on the big *** motorhome that is parked beside the big red truck! I hear E LT whisper "quick quick Respect, cdevoe is coming back HURRY he's going to see you!" I quickly finish up and ......
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    ...the IACOJ line up to use the motorhome's head...

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    Driver to make sure that the beer "storage facilities" are adequate for the volume, and that they are properly flagged for ease of draughting....
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