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    ...naked. hmm...I need to go back to the Guinness replenishment vehicle before.....

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    ...cdevoe starts an inline relay to his firehouse...

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    then E LT gasps in disbelief as he sees me sneaking up to disconnect cdevoe's BEER LINE and reconnect it to the sewer tank connection on the big *** motorhome that is parked beside the big red truck! I hear E LT whisper "quick quick Respect, cdevoe is coming back HURRY he's going to see you!" I quickly finish up and ......
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    ...the IACOJ line up to use the motorhome's head...

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    Driver to make sure that the beer "storage facilities" are adequate for the volume, and that they are properly flagged for ease of draughting....
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    that is drafting...up a contract with Playboy for the Women of the Tundra issue...the girls giggle and run off to fetch their...........
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    ...bunker thongs.

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    .....with nomex suspenders supporting their.....
    Guinness....a meal in a can!
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    warm-ups, after tucking in our turtlenecks, pulling on our heavy sweaters and zipping up our parkas ......
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    A raven appeared and squaked "Never More"

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    "squaked"? Oh no.... it's an earthquake!
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    QUICK!!! GET THAT GUINNESS TRUCK OUTTA HERE BEFORE THE BUILDING COLLAPSES!!

    Wwwwhhheeeeeewwwwww, that was a close call.....
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    ...Out of nowhere, FDNYRR arrived with his huge ****...
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    and asked "is this the place where they are auditioning new talent for the Kellogg's Corn Flake commercial?"
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    .........and greatly disappointed that it's actually KFC where parts are parts and pieces are pieces, he quickly downs a pint of Guinness and trods off towards the.................

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    Seaport district of Manhattan, to drown his sorrows with a bucket of ale and lift his spirits by viewing Tempie and Cheffie's lingerie in the IACOJ section of Jeremy's....
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    FDNYRR lifts his Guinness in salute to the wall, ready to take a drink when all of a sudden sirens are heard approaching, lights flashing and in walks his ladycaptain wife. She marches over to him and grabs his **** and says ......
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    "Hhhiiiii Big Fella. Do you mind if I borrow your "Haligan"? We are short on big tools at the...."
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    hey...someone tried to steal "Corny" and planned on having a huge chicken bar-b-que...you should no better than to...
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    bring your **** Corny to the bar!!!
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    Having had WAY too much ale, Cheffie staggered to the seawall of the East River. All that fine ale was now chum. Fortunately, Kiwi followed along to see she was all right. As she expectorated he...
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    and he said "Cheffie, you have to add those fire engine red lacey panties to the IACOJ corner at Jeremy's!
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    LMFAO! What a cute picture!


    .... as she expectorated Kiwi, trying to be helpful, grabs onto the back of her skirt so she doesn't fall into the river, but instead he ummmm accidentally flips her skirt up, showing Cheffie's undies to the world, just as FDNYRR's ladycaptain wife's big red truck pulls out of the parking lot of Jeremy's, with FDNYRR and his **** Corny trailing behind .........
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    At the Bar, cdevoe has fallen asleep. Little did he know, his nails were soaking in Polmolive. Perhaps it was a little too warm...
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    **Which is proof that once again ye shall not be the first to pass out at a party - that is a priceless photo, wonder who the "subject" is?**

    ... a little too warm...

    ...and as he slept, images of fine ales being transported by large red vehicles flashing bright coloured lights danced in his head...
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