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    -bump went the bat as the yeti swung and connected with penguin after penguin...
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    MY GOD!!

    This thread is still alive?????


    OK, I will bite........


    ......After bashing all the penguins, the Yeti turned to the Farmers and said.........
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    "Now you know why there are no Polar Bears at the South Pole"

    "Why?" said the Farmer.

    The Yeti replied sagely (not the herb, you fool) "because all the Penguins beat them up."

    With that the Yeti picked up his meger belongs and...

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    ...started thinking about the New Year ahead and decided..
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    Post He decided too.........

    to start a zoo filled with polar bears, penguins, golf-ball passing dogs, hairy monkeys, shaved monkeys, hairy camels, shaved camels, but a complete lack of octagonal road signs.

    (just read all 58 pages, thanks for the laughs!)
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    ...but ironically, the opening day festivities were marred by a terrible accident when the supper-pumper collided with a small, eco-friendly electric park maintenance vehicle. The cause of the accident was attributed to a complete lack of octagonal road signs. Fortunately there were no serious injuries, but the event so traumatized the animals that the dog spontaneously passed several Titleists, and most of the camels required an extensive CISD session....However, everything worked out allright in the end, because.....
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    ...Inspector Harry Palm had been searching this thread for clues for quite some time. Hidden in the pages were clues to one of the most ingenious plots to expose rampant corruption and deception on the Men's US Olympic Swim Team. Inspector Palm had discovered that penguins were being cleverly disguised as swimmers for the US team. When faced with the evidence and the thought of going public, Inspector Harry Palm was heard to say...
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    ...."Where in the world did they get Speedos that size?". Oh, well, thought Inspector Palm, it's irrelevant. There are more important questions to be answered...Who is behind this nefarious plot? What happened to the REAL swimmers? and , Will the penguins be able to pass the drug screening in time to compete? Just then , a sound behind him caused him to turn with a start......
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    "I have a dream. It's not a big dream, it's just a little dream. My dream — and I hope you don't find this too crazy — is that I would like the people of this community to feel that if, God forbid, there were a fire, calling the fire department would actually be a wise thing to do. You can't have people, if their houses are burning down, saying, 'Whatever you do, don't call the fire department!' That would be bad."
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    and who appeared ? all the actors who ever played James Bond .......they were looking fo their ________________
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    itsey
    bitsey
    teeney
    weeney
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    yellow
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    bikinis


    Fortunately, Weruj1 managed to maintain his composure and direct their attention over to the.........

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    the fact that only Bond "GIRLS" and WOT should wear yellow polka . bikinis. For anyone named James to wear them would be quite silly. So Weruj1 loaded them into the mildly damaged supper pumper driven by Woody and they all went to the Smoothie King and...........
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    searched for the guy who hosed him on the "Emergency" TV Show DVD's. When all of ____________________
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    ...the James Bond imposters (for imposters they were...well, most of them, except for Sean Connery, who was the only REAL James Bond out of the lot of them) recognized their dilemma, i.e. all these itsy-bitsy-teeny-weeny-yellow-polka-dot-bikinis lying about unoccupied, they realized that something must be done. Yes, for Queen and country, "Rule Britannia" and all that, they must take action. But sadly, they realized that all the original Bond girls are, what, in their 50's or 60's by now? Not exactly bikini material. There was only one thing to do....the WOT must be summoned........
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    WOT reporting for duty! I'm feeling a tad conspicuous and I require an attentive escort. With my luck they will send....................

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    ...Austin Powers, who sauntered into the Smoothie King looking suave in his oversized medallion and purple velvet smoking jacket (really, it was actually smoking (...there had been a rather embarassing incident with the Swedish "enlargement pump", see, and ....well, let's not get into that....)At any rate, his arrival caused no end of consternation among the James Bond contingent, who looked up from their vodka martini smoothies (shaken, not stirred, of course). Attentive escort, you say? "Yeah, baby! Are you randy? You fancy a shag?" Fortunately for RookieLZ, just as Powers was about to "get his mojo workin'".........
    Chief Dwayne LeBlanc
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    "I have a dream. It's not a big dream, it's just a little dream. My dream — and I hope you don't find this too crazy — is that I would like the people of this community to feel that if, God forbid, there were a fire, calling the fire department would actually be a wise thing to do. You can't have people, if their houses are burning down, saying, 'Whatever you do, don't call the fire department!' That would be bad."
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    She was rescued by a gentlemanly firefighter who scooped her into his arms and got her safely to a fine restaurant. They celebrated by ROOKIE treating her brave man to a meal of......................

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    salmon........the other PINK meat.....
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    After a fine meal of salmon, the other pink meat........

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    ...ROOKIE paid for the meal with her new, never been used WOT Special Edition MasterCard (the one with the holographic moose on it). Then she was escorted by her hunky new firefighter friend out to a waiting limousine, which, oddly enough, was fire engine red. She slid into the sumptuously appointed limo, nestling into the plush leather seat (of course, leather!) The interior was tastefully decorated with all manner of firematic memorobilia. There was even Guiness on tap. Clearly this was a ride made for a firefighter. The sleek limo slid away from the curb and headed to.........
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    "I have a dream. It's not a big dream, it's just a little dream. My dream — and I hope you don't find this too crazy — is that I would like the people of this community to feel that if, God forbid, there were a fire, calling the fire department would actually be a wise thing to do. You can't have people, if their houses are burning down, saying, 'Whatever you do, don't call the fire department!' That would be bad."
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    Cool Have fun with this one, HA HA!

    .......a signup session of Fear Factor where the three challenges would include one bikini, a Titelist golf ball, twin fiddles, a butter churn with a crack in it, a Slinky, and one snowshoe accompanied by a singing seal.
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