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    ...along with Steamer, who he knew had started his own personal war against deer and all who would support them...
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    ...in his new campaign "Reindeer....the OTHER white meat"....
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    ....so with his bucket of clams and his drink with the little umbrella thing in it he.......

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    Cedvoe's pager went off, and being that he only had 12 beers, and passed out once, he thought I am ok to go I can function, and....

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    ......with a funny warm sensation left over from his soak in Palmolive (nooooooo Madge didn't have anything to do with it) he grabbed another drumstick (darn but those thing are BIG) and pint and..........

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    ....ran out the door (which was still closed) and went to follow the fire trucks. Once arrving on scene, he cried out, "I'll save the day" and commenced to pee on the fire until it was out. Luckily no hard liquor was consumed in the process so a flashover did not occur. Once the 12 story balloon type building was put out, off he went as fast as a speeding silver bullet (coors light i think) and looked on his radar to find the next major emergency. With such a clatter his beeper went....
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    "nik-nok" because the battery had run low, and with not a single re-charger in sight...
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    ...so he grabbed the rear bumper of a passing engine and went body surfing through the snow....
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    Fortunately a little pink rabbit was going past beating his drums...... and going and going and going and..
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    And so cdevoe let go of the engine's bumper and went out of control, slamming into the bunny. An EMS unit showed up, and seeing that cdevoe was "under the influence", they called...
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    for a shovel, because the rabbit had gone flat.

    After the Police had run a breath test on hime, the broke into a version of "Hopeless C Devoted to youuuuuuu."

    Meanwhile back at the bar...
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    Cheffie was showing the "Jakes" the item of clothing she planned to donate....at which point StayBack decided to take things into his own hands. To everyone's delight, he proceeded to...
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    ...donate his own bra. Alas two more Women of the Tundra had succumbed to the ale buckets. They were...
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    outside on the curb....displaying their wares. StayBack figured they were getting cold, so he offered to......
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    ...use the pink rabbit pelt to keep them warm. Seeing that the fur was too small he then preceeded to...
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    Have the REAL "Women of the Tundra" pick the imposters sorry asses up off the curb after pathetically failing the 'bucket o beer' initiation. Suggesting that the "Women of the Tundra" inflict substantial humiliation upon the imposters with the aid of the rest of the IACOJ, for misrepresentation.

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    would be punished severely...in what could be termed as "inhumane punishment", it was decided they spend the rest of their lives debating "BeerBoy"...in the pros and cons of alcohol in the firehouse.
    Then, back at the bar, the phone rang...it was





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    Pfire. She wants Tempie and me to wait for her to get here to help punish the Women of the Tundra imposters!!!!! Shameful misrepresentation!!! What's that racket I can't hear PFire on the phone anymore??? OMG its MOTOWN on his Harley and he's .....
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    making One Hell of a Ruckus with the MOTOR-CEECLE of his!

    BUT WAIT, WHAT'S THIS? O. M. G. !!! The Tattoed Hooligan is wearing his kilt a la Regimental and a sequined.....
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    THONG!!! Which so shocked firefighter26 he ......
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    ...ran to IACOJ headquarters to report the incident. He was unable to get in the door because...
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    ...while attempting to remove the "Women of the Tundra" impostors, Stayback accidently dropped one just behind the door, thereby jamming it closed temporarily.

    However, Motown with his awesome...
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    powers of observation .... noticed the door said "PULL" not push, so he PULLED the door open and found that not only was one of the imposters blocking the door ......
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    she had also unloaded.....
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    but the web team lay in wait to have a group intervention.

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