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    Quote Originally Posted by EngCo29
    And so your saying theres more sidewalks in Canada than in the United States?
    I think there is more of everything here, with the exceptions of Canadians, snow and empty space.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dave1983
    I think there is more of everything here, with the exceptions of Canadians, snow and empty space.

    The Rental Monkey stopped...and pondered how the thread veered off into the direction that it had taken. Beer...Sidewalks.....Canada....?

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    Malahat, you will hate me for doing it, cause it just shows you to be a genuine thread killer.....but..... BUMP!
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    Sorry, I have to disagree with you Patty. Artie's thread has been going since 2002. Don't despair, it just goes into hibernation every once in awhile, it won't ever die
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    Ruin my fun why dont ya?

    I was just trying to ruin someone's self esteem.
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    For all the life of me, i cant see a firefighter going to hell. At least not for very long. We would end up putting out all the fires and annoying the devil too much.

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    The mystic answered and said to go find the one called "The philly phanatic" (dont dog on my spelling, its 430 im the morning) and......
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    Quote Originally Posted by PattyV
    Ruin my fun why dont ya?

    I was just trying to ruin someone's self esteem.
    Nah .... just bustin' your chops
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    Why do you bust the chops - they're SO much better basted with butter, garlic, and organo, and grilled.....
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    Did the Donald ever find his check card? Last I recall, he was in a park with his pants down...
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    looking at his ....
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    Mickey Mouse underwear, stained with...........
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    ........that she was laughing at his "wee willy" and he threw a rock at her, but missed and hit...........
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    ...Rental Monkey and Hot Monkey Chick who were involved in hot monkey relations...Rental Monkey turned and....
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    ..........Called for JR (Janet Reno) who grabbed Donald by the ear, dragging him out in the parking lot to scold him. The pair soon came to a sreeching halt as they found E229LT at the back of his BRT, fresh off his flight from England and a little green around the gills from too much...........
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    sushi...He had ordered sausage, but they didnt understand his accent. He should have known something was wrong when they served it with chips and malt vinegar. After chucking all over the Donalds shoes, he looked up and said...
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    "Processed Sushi anyone??" At which point Donald ...........
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    Default It's not dead yet, but wait....that's not what he said!

    ..............replied, sure why not? The thought of this very act that Donald was about to partake in caused the rental monkey to proclaim "Where the hell is Stayback? He's supposed to be back with my?".....................
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    .........backcomb my abundance of body hair and do the dance of the werewolf so that .........
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    stayback doesnt have any more run ins with a stop sign. of course...
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    For all the life of me, i cant see a firefighter going to hell. At least not for very long. We would end up putting out all the fires and annoying the devil too much.

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    There might be better Things To Do In Denver When You're Dead......or was that Pennsylvania?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MalahatTwo7
    There might be better Things To Do In Denver When You're Dead......or was that Pennsylvania?
    It was TRANSYLVANIA, you twit. But it would be that there might be better things to do when you're...UNDEAD.
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