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    Case of Guinness, having heard a rumour there were Kiwis out and about.

    (Hehe, thats 1000)
    Psychiatrists state 1 in 4 people has a mental illness.
    Look at three of your friends, if they are ok, your it.


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    But before the barkeep could get it for him, the Flying Kiwi swooped gracefully into the storage area and procured all the Guinness for himself! Not to worry though, the boys from down under do share! As Kiwi passed out the Guinness............






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    And wished all the Crusties "Bloody Good Health" as they took lusty swigs of their favourite drop.

    The Penguins were keeping an eye on the supplies tent for Kiwi, and caught a MUTT trying to steal BEER. He was covered in flashing lights, sirens, and scanners. So it was not hard for them to track him down.

    As he was handed over the Crusties...
    Psychiatrists state 1 in 4 people has a mental illness.
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    ___his pucker factor greatly increased as he knew that the "crusties" took no prisioners. Oh the humanity!!! What would be his final dispositon? He received a clue about the time that__________
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    They picked him up and marched off to the pool. Certain death awaited. He Screamed, "don't throw me in the water! I'll be electrocuted by my pager and scanner batteries!. But, to no avail............
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    the mutt was tossed. Amazingly, he never struck the water. The Hand of God scooped him up. A big boming voice said "not to fear, Brother and Sister Crusties, for I have better plans for this mutt! The mutts eyes opened wide with.....
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    fear, as Mini-Me was standing over him holding a pair of...
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    Bib overalls. With a menacing look in his eye, Mini-me commands the mutt to put the overalls on.
    The crusties laugh so hard they discover they are "dry" and the guinness flows again. Mini-me puts the mutt on a collar and chain, drags him over to CALFFBOU and presents the mutt with a flourish.
    The crusties are beside themselves with hysterical laughter.
    The penguins continue their guard duty which has been duly authorized by their union (F.A.B.U.L.O.U.S.).
    Some of the non-crusties, (including this writer) scoop up the lights and sirens intending to auction them off and donate the proceeds to________________________.


    Note: I was scooped but carry on with the story folks!

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    .........Helping Our Own. They will be able to outfit 198 Fire trucks with lights, radios, and pagers! The Mutt was then..........
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    ...dragged in front of the armed guard penguins and....
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    ...they took aim - they had to aim high because...
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    those dang musket balls were made of real iron back then, ya know. It takes real talent to account for wind and gravity when shooting a musket.

    Alas, it was all in vain because a non-union penguin suddenly dashed to the fore, grabbing that stupid mutt. The mutt was then borne away to__________________________.


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    Thumbs up .................

    a never ending line at the DMV. In front of the MUTT was a sly dog-catcher. Behind him came Bill Murray looking for gopher guts and................


    ** I love the nuns with guns, hehehe , make my day!
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    ...outside, the non-union penguin was "dealt with" by a member of F.A.B.U.L.O.U.S. ... Meanwhile, back at the party....
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    the Crusties engage in a lively debate over the various merits of ______________________________ _______.

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    Nuns shaving their legs.............
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    ...With their "father's" razor! Of course, by that time, the wine had been brought out. Sorry, that should perhaps read "whine". The mutt begging for mercy had crawled up to the Nuns. They took a long, hard look at him and decided to ______________________________ _____.

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    beat them with the infamous wooden ruler .........right across their _________
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    Cool From the frozen north to the hot south...

    right across his frozen digit(s) . He screamed in bloody AG-O-NY and cried Momma! They put the mutt and the non-union penguin in a leaky row boat with Paris and Nicole in the South Pacific to suffer the heat, my god, the heat..............

    *ONLY a nun could get away with hitting another nun with a snowball!


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    ..............was terrible, if only they had a cold guinness and an ice chest to put the penguin in, as penguins don't wear deodorant, and the non-union penguin was in sure need of some since Paris and Nicole were............


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