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    Quote Originally Posted by dmfireproof
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    .......little fuzzy monkey that made a lot of static electricity when Rental Monkey started to.......................
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    ...plunge the toilet, but that only dislodged a humongus........
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    Hairball that smelled of banana and rum. After which Rental Monkey sidled up to the bar and asked Skyraider to mix up one of her...
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    ........best 'worst case scenario' drinks. So she reached behind the bar and.......
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiefReason
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    ...my bunkers. I called Dr. Denton about an idea I got....

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    Quote Originally Posted by E229Lt
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiefReason
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    Quote Originally Posted by snowball
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    ...dash of my AMC Pacer. The Dash Lazer rotated so fast that it drilled a hole in my dash. I missed the part in the directions for installation that said to reinforce the dash with 1/4 inch plate steel.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RspctFrmCalgary
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    who were on the Break-out discovered that when you (as a non-tunnelling creature) try to tunnel.......
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    Quote Originally Posted by RadRob
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    the vague shape of a sick 3 legged donkey...
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    ...........or was it an ***, only Al Gore would know for sure! Knowing this the penguins sent................
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    Quote Originally Posted by arhaney
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    Quote Originally Posted by RadRob
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