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    Quote Originally Posted by galebagram2u
    the pengins started to move theır heads back and forth... the beat was getting to them... yet whıle shaking. papa penguin uttered one word... why.........
    ... wanting to know "why" he had bavarian creme filled solid waste in his face ... Seems he can't remember because he ...

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    ...had just blown a seal...

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    Jeez Lt, that is a NASTY joke.

    It was a Gasket.
    Psychiatrists state 1 in 4 people has a mental illness.
    Look at three of your friends, if they are ok, your it.

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    It was a Gasket.
    The smaller, more attractive cousin of the seal in mention...
    "There are only two things that i know are infinite, the universe and human stupidity. And im not so sure about the former."

    For all the life of me, i cant see a firefighter going to hell. At least not for very long. We would end up putting out all the fires and annoying the devil too much.

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    was heard to ask, "So, is this what happens when you blow a seal.....errr....gasket?" when he opened his web browser and found:

    Federal Government Operating Status in the Washington, DC, Area

    Posted on December 9, 2005 at 12:00 AM

    the following message applies only to Friday, December 9, 2005

    "Federal agencies in the Washington, DC, area are OPEN under a DELAYED ARRIVAL/UNSCHEDULED LEAVE policy. Employees should plan to arrive for work no more than 2 hours later than they would normally arrive, and employees who cannot report for work may take unscheduled leave."

    This Means . . .

    Employees should plan their commutes so that they arrive for work no more than 2 hours later than they would normally arrive. Employees who arrive for work more than 2 hours later than their normal arrival time will be charged annual leave or leave without pay for the additional period of absence from work.
    Employees who cannot report for work may take unscheduled leave for their entire scheduled workday.

    Emergency employees are expected to report for work on time.
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    The web site he found was not the "Penguins Gone Wild" as he hoped for, so he simply...

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    Quote Originally Posted by RadRob
    The web site he found was not the "Penguins Gone Wild" as he hoped for, so he simply...
    ...repaired the blow up seal and had his...
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChiefReason
    ...repaired the blow up seal and had his...
    ...computer blown...
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    ... up by ....
    September 11th - Never Forget

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    The "Polar Beer Virus".

    An exceeeeedingly nasty virus patented by a group of itinerant Penguin Programmers, based losely around one polarising philosophy.

    "SOUTH IS BEST"
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    Look at three of your friends, if they are ok, your it.

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    The group were also closely associated to kiwi birds. Their binding power coming from the fact that they both were upset by the lack of power to fly...whilst people are watching...
    "There are only two things that i know are infinite, the universe and human stupidity. And im not so sure about the former."

    For all the life of me, i cant see a firefighter going to hell. At least not for very long. We would end up putting out all the fires and annoying the devil too much.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PattyV
    The group were also closely associated to kiwi birds. Their binding power coming from the fact that they both were upset by the lack of power to fly...whilst people are watching...
    ...they act like nothing's going on. But when not being watched, they hold and comfort each other in a way that...

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    Quote Originally Posted by RadRob
    ...they act like nothing's going on. But when not being watched, they hold and comfort each other in a way that...
    ...only Oprah would understand. Dr. Phil wrote a book about it entitled...
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    .............."When Santa's away, the penguins will play!"...............
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    The Polar Bears on hearing about this book did the Unthinkable, which is Known by the Unknowing .....
    If you don't do it RIGHT today, when will you have time to do it over? (Hall of Fame basketball player/coach John Wooden)

    "I may be slow, but my work is poor." Chief Dave Balding, MVFD

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    Un-named Psychic who was unable to read anyway. Within the book there was a coupon for.................................
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    Quote Originally Posted by ROOKIELZ
    Un-named Psychic who was unable to read anyway. Within the book there was a coupon for.................................

    ... a free month's supply of ...

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    ..............computer codoms, to protect your computer from........
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    ... TROJANS, and a variety of other nasties guaranteed to fry your computer.
    Unable to secure a computer condom, there were all sorts of unprotected surfing going on, resulting in...................
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    .. folks loosing their mother boards - not to be confused with......
    If you don't do it RIGHT today, when will you have time to do it over? (Hall of Fame basketball player/coach John Wooden)

    "I may be slow, but my work is poor." Chief Dave Balding, MVFD

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    Get it up. Get it on. Get it done!

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    ...bread boards, which is a horse of another................
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    stable altogether.
    Having stolen $26,000 worth of beer, the polar bears were drinking, belching, scratching and generally having a heck of a good time until...................
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    .....the penguins came home to roost in the ................
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    In the Firehouse, which is what Penguins are known to do. However on this particular occasion...............
    If you don't do it RIGHT today, when will you have time to do it over? (Hall of Fame basketball player/coach John Wooden)

    "I may be slow, but my work is poor." Chief Dave Balding, MVFD

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    Get it up. Get it on. Get it done!

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    on this particular occasion
    they dragged home an outsider.
    It was the dreaded local reporter who had gone undercover to expose the alcohol consumption in the fire service. What a silly reporter: did he really think that the penguins would just sit drinking beer, belching and letting him get it all on film? Certainly not.
    At the first whiff of danger the penguins got the reporter firmly in their collective grip and..................
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