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    ...cheap plastic beads. After the parade, someone pointed out that the WOT had been in attendance and seemed to have collected substantially more beads than anyone else. When someone asked why that was, they quickly changed the subject to......
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    what kinda of jumbalya do you like ? spicy ?not spicy ? Hot sausage, no sausage ?and then _______________________
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    ....Quickly vanished into the setting sun, leaving everyone to wonder what had they just..................
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    ...seen. Were they really WOT's or only wannabe's? The question was inanswerable. Attention was then turned to what to eat for supper. the majority voted for.........................

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    some good old fashioned gumbo while watching the latest version of nuns gone wild hoping not to see themselvs and upset mother superior. Meanwhile _____

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    at band camp, the penguins all decided to skinny dip but Boris and Natasha stole their tuxedos. The naked and distraught called none other than...
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    ...James Bond to investigate the case of the missing tuxedos. While the nude penguins were skinny-dipping, Bond took special note of Natasha and told her "while Mother-Superior is away, nude penguins will..."

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    play horseshoes while trying to hide the shrinkage factor, because it is far too ______

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    ...difficult to play horseshoes with no shrinkage...
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    ...the penguins however, decided instead to...
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    ..........order up a big sardine and beer milkshake and discussing the possibility of having Kathleen Sullivan, in spandex, in a hot tub filled with warm Jello, in the meantime, Janet Reno stumbled back up, having consumed way too much Guiness with the nuns. Meanwhile the WOT were watching.............
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    ...bootleg "Gilligan's Island" DVD's dubbed (poorly) in Norweigan. Meanwhile, James Bond and Natasha had quietly left the scene in an Aston-Martin convertible, taking with them the tuxedos. It was sometime before Boris realized they were gone. When he realized what had happened he was beside himself, which can be quite a shock if you've never experienced it before. "I feel like I'm looking in a mirror" he reflected. The two Borises then determined that they would hunt down 007 and Natasha Fatale if it took them to the end of this thread. They enlisted the assistance of the tuxedo-less FABULOUS penguins and formed a posse (I said POSSE. Stop that.) to recover their purloined formalwear. They boarded the party barge and......
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    and began to head upstream like salmon in search of the astin martin convertible. When the penguins began to sing " the ships aground on the shore of this uncharted " ________

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    sea of love," the twin motors ominously stopped. The party barge slowed to a gentle drift back from whence they came. Boris and his other brother Boris were still searching for Natasha and Bond, James Bond. In the end, the collective Borisesesesees found them trying to figure out how to tie a cummerbund. When apprehended, all Bond, James Bond and Natasha could say was, "___________________________."

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    ...""cummerbund" is a funny word, isn't it?" The Borises were not amused. They snatched the pilfered partywear from Bond, James Bond and left in a huff. The Huff, a rather dull underpowered little Pottsylvanian import, was not nearly as fine a machine as the Aston Martin, Bond noted. At any rate, the penguins were glad to have their tuxes back, so that they could resume partying in earnest. One of the nuns had brought a king cake, this being Mardi Gras and all, and generous portions were distributed all round. Janet Reno got the piece with the baby, which of course meant that.......
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    she is still fugly even with the icing from the king cake smeared all over her rather large _______

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    ego and upcoming book deal that will fully explain _____________
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    ...her life story. It will include comments that deal with the incidents no-one ever know about including cancelled passports, visas, driver's licence and voting privaleges. Pictures have been forbidden in the book due to a number of lawsuits alleging....

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    her discrimination against penguins for the tuxedo trademarks and fair housing.........which led to________________
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    ..........a small riot breaking out with one of the leaders of
    F.A.B.U.L.O.U.S. Leading the whole darn thing. In the mean time Mini-me was behind the fire truck taking a ................
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