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    ... Whisked him away from the clutches of the Evil Thread Killer who was last seen in the "Is This Like Yellow Snow" thread.

    There was grave danger because............
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    ... Whisked him away from the clutches of the Evil Thread Killer who was last seen in the "Is This Like Yellow Snow" thread. There was grave danger because.........
    First the reporter must pass through the hallowed halls of the dead horse forums. In order to successfully navigate the dead horse forums the reporter will.............
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    Quote Originally Posted by ROOKIELZ
    First the reporter must pass through the hallowed halls of the dead horse forums. In order to successfully navigate the dead horse forums the reporter will.............

    Have to brave the 40-year-old fruitcake that the penguins forgot in the attic. (it was almost as old as the Fig Newtons...) Then they'll have to navigate....
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    Have to brave the 40-year-old fruitcake that the penguins forgot in the attic. (it was almost as old as the Fig Newtons...) Then they'll have to navigate....
    a bunch of drunken, unruly polar bears who have just been given the terrible news that all the alcohol has disappeared. A reporter's press pass was found inside one of the beer boxes leading the polar bears to believe that the reporter has inside knowledge of just what happened to their beer.

    The polar bears realized the reporter was still in the hall and with a blood curdling battle cry, they closed in on the hapless reporter.

    Video captures of the scene showed....
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    Beer boxes, bear fur and hapless reporter bits flying everywhere. Amidst the yelling and screaming there was heard...................
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    Beer boxes, bear fur and hapless reporter bits flying everywhere. Amidst the yelling and screaming there was heard...................

    ....a sultry voice inquiring, "Excuse me sir, but would you have any grey Poupon?"

    The crowd parted to reveal......................
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    Quote Originally Posted by ROOKIELZ
    ....a sultry voice inquiring, "Excuse me sir, but would you have any grey Poupon?"

    The crowd parted to reveal......................
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    Quote Originally Posted by ROOKIELZ
    ....a sultry voice inquiring, "Excuse me sir, but would you have any grey Poupon?"

    The crowd parted to reveal......................
    ....Bou and Gonz in polar bear costumes fighting over which is better, leather, pleather, or plastic...and then from the shadows came..
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    Quote Originally Posted by pfd4life
    ....Bou and Gonz in polar bear costumes fighting over which is better, leather, pleather, or plastic...and then from the shadows came..
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    ........ shouting "WHO IN THE HELL RESURRECTED THIS THREAD ........ AGAIN!?!?!?".........
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    Quote Originally Posted by PFire23
    ........ shouting "WHO IN THE HELL RESURRECTED THIS THREAD ........ AGAIN!?!?!?".........
    ...IT WAS I, said ChicagoFF, NO THREAD SHALT EVER DIE IN MY PRESENCE!!...and with that, all was silent in the firehouse, not a klaxon was sounding, not a Q siren was screaming, just the sound of mice clappering amongst the floorboards, nesting in your 3/4's for a midnight suprise..just when all was silent, the CAD printer sprang to life, the kaxon sounded, the flourescent lights flickered rousing those who slept amongst the rusty squeaky bunks, and...
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    With a clatter and bang of cylinders firing their prescribed order, to the scream of the Q, and Flight of the Valkyrie blaring from the loud speakers, the Big Red Chariot, with full crew burst out the doors...............
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    ....luckily the Chariot was motorized as the horse was dead....

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    Quote Originally Posted by E229Lt
    ....luckily the Chariot was motorized as the horse was dead....

    The BRC tried to pass MOTOWN on his bike, but MOTOWN ....
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    whipped over in front of them, knocking the penguins out of the sidecar of the motorcycle. As the BRC went bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump Motown was left wondering how many penguins could fit in a side car and why he was....
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    ..riding a motorcycle with penguins and what kind of charges can be filed for penguin theft. But of course he thought........
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    ....TO HELL WITH 'EM! He turned the corner and out of nowhere came a........
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    ...............Nomex speedo with reflective striping and N5A new yorker shouting "You'll never catch me alive!!!!!!" and Mini me is behind him giving the bird to............
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    None other than Trojan Hearse herself, who promptly responded by............
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    The HMC, who has been conspicously absent of late. I heard tell that Tanker was .....


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    Default Let's get this back on track ... LOL

    The HMC, who has been conspicously absent of late. I heard tell that Tanker was .....
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    ..............Roast some penguin niblets for him, but the penguins overheard and wanted to know.........what the h#ll is a penguin niblet? They stood in awe as cheffie replied...........
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    Talking on penguin niblits...

    ........hard on the outside and soft on the inside.
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