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    I DIDN'T DO IT ... I DIDN'T DO IT!

    Penguin niblits sound a lot like roasted chestnuts.... But then one has to ask: Do penguins have niblits?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MalahatTwo7
    But then one has to ask: Do penguins have niblits?

    Yes. right next to their tiblits.

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    Tiblets is the affectionate name for very young Tibetians.

    Do not cook them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FlyingKiwi
    Tiblets is the affectionate name for very young Tibetians.

    Do not cook them.
    Tiblits are a garnish!
    Not to be confused with parsley; the affectionate name for very young parsons!
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    Meanwhile...
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    game of honey dabbing twister.

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    Come along and try and eat all the honey. However, some one else came in with a barrel of baby oil and then ..........
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    Come along and try and eat all the honey. However, some one else came in with a barrel of baby oil and then ..........
    Malahat jumped into the games without hesitation

    The uppermost thought in his mind was.....................
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    French Bikinis.......
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    French Bikinis.......
    Which we all know require waxing in the most tender of places.

    The polar bears cringed at the thought and ........
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    Quote Originally Posted by ROOKIELZ
    Which we all know require waxing in the most tender of places.

    The polar bears cringed at the thought and ........
    Opus led the happy dance with all of the other penguins.
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    ...use some of the mud to put on top of his head instead of shaving cream. It seems shaving cream tends to...
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    Quote Originally Posted by MIKEYLIKESIT
    ...use some of the mud to put on top of his head instead of shaving cream. It seems shaving cream tends to...
    ...attract pigeons and men in leather halter tops.
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    A special tool called Haligan used by FarFarters everywhere.

    Handy for prying apart WOT's and Penguins when they have done to much....
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    Quote Originally Posted by FlyingKiwi
    A special tool called Haligan used by FarFarters everywhere.

    Handy for prying apart WOT's and Penguins when they have done to much....

    Home woodworking and gotten themselves into a sticky situation.

    Along came a religious maniac and pronounced that the time for all of us was near. Unfortunately, he was drunk and high so.............
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    we drank some more beer
    then a knock on the door.....

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    ...slowly we turned...

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    till we could see....

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    a bright light coming from beneath the door and we opened the door only to find.....

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    Somebody left the bathroom light on and didn't flush the toilet. I was about to scream when i heard...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Itsmy6
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    dragged down the toilet by a hairy monster with bad breath.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ROOKIELZ
    dragged down the toilet by a hairy monster with bad breath.

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    a strobe light instead of a search light. Maybe it's because...

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    They Are Whackers!!!! Runnnnnnn......
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