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    Quote Originally Posted by MalahatTwo7
    They Are Whackers!!!! Runnnnnnn......
    Noooooooooooooo...swim, swim for your lives. The toilet is overflowing and political rhetoric is flowing at a fantastic rate. Keep your head up and your wits about you.

    Then dial 12X-46XX for..............
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    Quote Originally Posted by Itsmy6
    FORREST RUN!!!! Yelled jenny behind me right before she...

    tripped over her drug paraphanalia and............
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    poked herself with one of her used needles causing her to OD. She survived and ended up sharing a hospital room with bubba who was in for...

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    poked herself with one of her used needles causing her to OD. She survived and ended up sharing a hospital room with bubba who was in for...
    a cranial rectal inversion. One news got out that it was a free procedure there was a rush to receive treatment. Luckily.............
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    There were enough medical staff on duty to cover the influx. However several news agencies on site noted that there seemed to be a low number of politicians.....
    If you don't do it RIGHT today, when will you have time to do it over? (Hall of Fame basketball player/coach John Wooden)

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    Quote Originally Posted by MalahatTwo7
    There were enough medical staff on duty to cover the influx. However several news agencies on site noted that there seemed to be a low number of politicians.....
    ....willing to admit......

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    Quote Originally Posted by E229Lt
    ....willing to admit......
    that they are repeat customers and come for the procedure a few times a week because they enjoy it so much, leading one to believe ...
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    both fundamental orrifices of a politician produce the same.....
    Psychiatrists state 1 in 4 people has a mental illness.
    Look at three of your friends, if they are ok, your it.

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    both fundamental orrifices of a politician produce the same.....
    extraneous excess' from their body.

    Mentally thanking the powers that be that no firefighters were scheduled for the inversion, the WOT............
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    Carrried on with their nefarious ( ) plans to increase the size of the hot tub and........
    If you don't do it RIGHT today, when will you have time to do it over? (Hall of Fame basketball player/coach John Wooden)

    "I may be slow, but my work is poor." Chief Dave Balding, MVFD

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    his mouth tasted like buttermilk and mashed potatoes covered with......

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    Wow! Amazing to see that this post is still going.
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    Wow! Amazing to see that this post is still going.
    Which was enough to summon a giant pink bunny with sunglasses, beating a drum.

    In true New Orleans style, he was followed by...........
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    a funeral procession, Mayor Nagin, the former FEMA director, a jazz band and.......

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    your dog and after they all went and....

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    Piled together in a heap, snoring fit to drown out any band.
    Fortunately.........
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    I got to chat with the ROOKIE yesterday (are ya reading this Bou)

    Way good. over at IACOJ

    You Missed. ROTFLMFAO.

    Keep up with the play young fella.

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    Green eggs and ham......
    are only acceptable on St. Patrick's Day. They will NOT be fuzzy or have the capacity to make scientists and doctors take special note of them.

    A good polar bear steak however, is a different story................
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    Talking continued

    fortunatley..... President Bush showed up with a load of.........

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    Quote Originally Posted by lvwrench
    fortunatley..... President Bush showed up with a load of.........
    ....Uncle Dick's Halliburton stock.....

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    ...a corn beef sandwich and a Guiness stout. Meanwhile Dick Chenney, Bush's wife and daughters strolled through the streets looking for......

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    ...the Easter Bunny. However, Cheney found him first...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIfe5pHgvHw

    and the Bush twins...
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    ...took aim and shot a street performer. The mime lay there, but continued to...
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    Portray a person in obscene pain..... Silently.

    Some nutter was asking him if he was "Saved" instead of rendering First Aid when...
    Psychiatrists state 1 in 4 people has a mental illness.
    Look at three of your friends, if they are ok, your it.

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    The nutter was run over by a steam roller drivien by Tammy Fay.

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