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    all the while, with Easter Sunday fast approaching.......


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    a search was on for a replacement for the dearly departed Easter Bunny. Many applied...
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    but not many were qualified, so............

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    when the dust finally settled,they decided.............

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    well DUH .......call in the Easter Penguin .......who was throughly verse'd in____________________
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    hiding eggs. Of course in oreder to do that the penguins needed the temerature lowered to.....
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    ...somewhere around absolute zero - especially to hide this baby (which was the real reason the Easter Bunny quit)...
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    But then suddenly, as the temperature dropped........

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    it started snowing. And the penguins headed______
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    on a quest to find Lorna Doone, who it is told, was far wiser than Fig Newton. Little did they know ---

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    Lorna Doone is allergic to fig newtons and chocolate eggs. So they gave her baskets full of green beer which was....
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    more than enough reason to drop the silly quest, drink beer and ---

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    they got so drunk that they had to..................

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    give up their seats at the Jerry Springer show, which made them....

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    .....the stars of the show when it was determined that they were brother and....

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    sister having an affair together with.............

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    ........Janet Reno, who had wised up to what those silly penguins were about to pull off...........
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    Cool Janet's Back,,,AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!

    declared that prohibition should be reinstated immediately to prevent accidental brother/sister affairs from starting. This sent the Courts into a tizzle which...........

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    ...is kinda like a Twizzlers, but not as tasty. Meanwhile, back at the show...
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    there was a fine german shepard bitch nuzzling thru the garbage to see if she could find ..........

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