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    ...she backed up to see what she had hit. When she realized what it was, she ran over him again just to be sure, all the while yelling...
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    "You wouldn't save my mascara, you wouldn't save my mascara!!!!!" With that said, Tammy Faye Baker melted into a black puddle and went away forever and 'ever, freeing ....
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    .... Bill Clinton, who was afraid that she too would produce a stained dress and a cigar from his humadour. Suddenly Hillary and Chelsea came down the street hollering at......

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    "...You're not my Father! You're not my Father!"
    If you don't do it RIGHT today, when will you have time to do it over? (Hall of Fame basketball player/coach John Wooden)

    "I may be slow, but my work is poor." Chief Dave Balding, MVFD

    "Its not Rocket Science. Just use a LITTLE imagination." (Me)

    Get it up. Get it on. Get it done!

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    From around the corner came Rumsfeld and Candaleza Rice followed by the entire Louisianna National Guard shouting,"on the ground you.........

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    From around the corner came Rumsfeld and Candaleza Rice followed by the entire Louisianna National Guard shouting,"on the ground you.........
    hunk of burning love!"

    The entire nasty spectacle was broken up by the wailing of a Q and.............
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    .....dealers from all of the fire truck, rescue and accessory manufactures looking for a large government contract that would......

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    .....dealers from all of the fire truck, rescue and accessory manufactures looking for a large government contract that would......

    ensure that every member of every department had all the correct fitting gear and the best equipment that was possible for that single moment in time.
    Unfortunately, I woke up from this pleasant dream and discovered a penguin trying on my coat and a polar bear trying to stuff his fat, hairy feet into my boots.

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    .... out of my gear you sleezy creatures or I'll sick my attack beaver on you. After cleaning the......

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    .... out of my gear you sleezy creatures or I'll sick my attack beaver on you. After cleaning the......
    hair out of my boots (it was quite a job), I gathered my precious gear and headed for the nearest fire station for a cup of the best coffee I ever drank.

    To my total surprise, I discovered a
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    Prosecutor Charged With Walking Around Naked in HAMILTON, Ohio -- Rather than a business suit, an Ohio prosecutor was allegedly walking around a government building in his birthday suit.
    If you don't do it RIGHT today, when will you have time to do it over? (Hall of Fame basketball player/coach John Wooden)

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    As it turns out the suit was designed by the loser of the last Project Runway show and we also found out that the guys birthday wasn't for another two months so we all went down to the bar for a......

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    As it turns out the suit was designed by the loser of the last Project Runway show and we also found out that the guys birthday wasn't for another two months so we all went down to the bar for a......
    relaxing cup of tea. We were sitting around telling the most incredible (read bs) stories when..................
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    a loud piercing scream was heard from the ladies washroom ....



    (poor Rook, the world is conspiring against her and she's just about given up on ever getting that cup of coffee OR the relaxing cuppa tea.)
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    Along came Malahat with 24 of "REAL" beer, and a bottle of McClellands, calling out, "Ok Boyz 'n Girlz, which way to the hot tub?" And "Would some one PLEASE get this freak'n pink tu-tu wear'n, beer swill'n penguin off ...."
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    "Its not Rocket Science. Just use a LITTLE imagination." (Me)

    Get it up. Get it on. Get it done!

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    Malahat abruptly stopped talking in mid-sentence when ANOTHER loud piercing scream was heard from the ladies washroom ..... at which time ....
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    he pulled up his pants and walked out into the.....
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    ... center of the bar floor with his finger caught squarely in zipper of his pants and declaring that the woman in the washroom had stolen his....

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    ...cucumber. As a vegetarian, beating his meat was not an option. Oh, he'd occasionally mash his potato and shred a carrot or two, but what he enjoyed most was peeling a ...
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    .... a green Kiwi fruit or a ripe navel orange but he just could not get the knack of peeling a......

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    .... a green Kiwi fruit or a ripe navel orange but he just could not get the knack of peeling a......

    an apple in the office while being reprimanded for calling an action "dumb". It can lead to harrassment charges when the other person thinks that they are an action instead of a person. Go figure?

    The best thing to do is..........................
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    ...lead when in doubt or transform into......

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    ...lead when in doubt or transform into......
    a pile of trembling jello in order to ensure survival.

    This is best achieved by .................
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    ....watching all of the "Survivor"series reruns and Clint Eastwood films. After several days of this he decided.....

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    Clint stood more chance of winning survivor with his .45 Magnum, than the "survivors" did...

    Later on he realised that..
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