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    ...diet beer in all the taps.
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    This bartender would not stand for diet beer. He removed the kegs, had the imposters clean his pipes and...

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    ...go stand outside in the snow in "Hooters" shirts and shorts. And everytime an IACOJ member walks by the imposters must yell out, "Forgive us for we have sinned. We are not worthy to be encrusted." And while saying this they must also do...
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    ...what FDNYRR's **** and cdevoe's rabbit were doing in the parking lot.
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    The four imposters were lined up for all to see. It seems the second one had already left a little something at Jeremy's...
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    Which, of course, Jaybird missed because he was too busy having a lunch drink with devoe. DAMN!! NOTHING COOL EVER HAPPENS TO ME!!!! Instead, it was EastKyFF who found.....
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    ......the Women of the Tundra flagging the Guinness truck to the curb....just what is that that they're using to flag him over with? ..............

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    ...while jr. drank his 8th beer of the afternoon.........

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    .....while thinking out loud "I ain't ever seen electrical tape used like that" and then he stumbled past.....

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    ...the mens room, where he learned, not only don't bears sh*t in the woods, they don't pee there either.
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    Tanker walked into the men's room and slipped on the "deposit", left on the floor by the bare a**ed bear...and hit his head on the stall door. He was knocked out cold for a few seconds. When he came to....Flying Kiwi was standing over him....holding his
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    Guinness, which Kiwi managed to catch in mid-air without spilling a drop as Tanker dropped to the floor unconscious. Tanker peered up at a blurry Kiwi and asked him .......
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    ...to kindly return his beer as he needed it to get the four images of everything he saw reduced to two....
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    And here I thought it was only Artie who was seeing four instead of two HAHAHAHA
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    ....After 3 really long swallows from his glass Tanker was able to "re-adjust" his vision at which time he completed the business for which he came to conduct.

    After which he....
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    ...stumbled outside. He saw a few babes eyeing Motowns Harley. "Which one of you wants to straddle a real machine?" he asked. Their reply was unanimous...
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    In their expression of love to him, they waved and smiled, and then...
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    ...hot wired MOTOWN's Harley and rode off.

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    As tanker stood there, numb with disbelief that someone would take Motowns Harley, Cheffie came out and offered him.........
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    a ride on mowtown's bike. Seems the old ladies are working for her. Tanker staggers over and says, "...
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    a large tip black felt marker with which to sign away his sorrow at not being able to stop the Grey Haired Hooligans. Startled, Tanker looked around for something on which to write, when Cheffie presented him with....
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    ....one of her lacy unmentionables just as a wild eyed, kilt wearing Motown came out of the bar with fire in his eyes looking for his bike...
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    ...as Tanker grabs cheffie with one arm and her unmetionable in the other hand, and leaps out of MOTOWNS way as he.............
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    Just then FF26 steps out from behind the Shiny Red Engine, with bright blue cap flying from his shoulders and with a loud, proud and booming voice says.... "
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