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    Mickey Mouse underwear, stained with...........
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    milk that shot out of Clara Belle cow's nose when she laughed and he thought .....
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    ........that she was laughing at his "wee willy" and he threw a rock at her, but missed and hit...........
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    ...Rental Monkey and Hot Monkey Chick who were involved in hot monkey relations...Rental Monkey turned and....
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    I have lost my mind..has anyone seen it? it's not worth much..but it's mine

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    ..........Called for JR (Janet Reno) who grabbed Donald by the ear, dragging him out in the parking lot to scold him. The pair soon came to a sreeching halt as they found E229LT at the back of his BRT, fresh off his flight from England and a little green around the gills from too much...........
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    sushi...He had ordered sausage, but they didnt understand his accent. He should have known something was wrong when they served it with chips and malt vinegar. After chucking all over the Donalds shoes, he looked up and said...
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    "Processed Sushi anyone??" At which point Donald ...........
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    Default It's not dead yet, but wait....that's not what he said!

    ..............replied, sure why not? The thought of this very act that Donald was about to partake in caused the rental monkey to proclaim "Where the hell is Stayback? He's supposed to be back with my?".....................
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    ...grooming brush, for it is this time of year when the moon is full and it's the season of the witch when the demons call upon me to...
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    .........backcomb my abundance of body hair and do the dance of the werewolf so that .........
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    stayback doesnt have any more run ins with a stop sign. of course...
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    For all the life of me, i cant see a firefighter going to hell. At least not for very long. We would end up putting out all the fires and annoying the devil too much.

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    There might be better Things To Do In Denver When You're Dead......or was that Pennsylvania?
    If you don't do it RIGHT today, when will you have time to do it over? (Hall of Fame basketball player/coach John Wooden)

    "I may be slow, but my work is poor." Chief Dave Balding, MVFD

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    Quote Originally Posted by MalahatTwo7
    There might be better Things To Do In Denver When You're Dead......or was that Pennsylvania?
    It was TRANSYLVANIA, you twit. But it would be that there might be better things to do when you're...UNDEAD.
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    ...... jumper cables? I found them next to the bed frame right beside the bag of feathers. Would you mind if I......

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    Quote Originally Posted by dmfireproof
    ...... jumper cables? I found them next to the bed frame right beside the bag of feathers. Would you mind if I......
    ...hook them up and take a little spin? I have a car that runs on static electricity. I bought it in Bedrock from a guy with a ...
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    .......little fuzzy monkey that made a lot of static electricity when Rental Monkey started to.......................
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    ...plunge the toilet, but that only dislodged a humongus........
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    Hairball that smelled of banana and rum. After which Rental Monkey sidled up to the bar and asked Skyraider to mix up one of her...
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    ........best 'worst case scenario' drinks. So she reached behind the bar and.......
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