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    the halls of the castle rang out as a trio of badasses yelled, "bring out your dead!"
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    Suddenly, there was a large bang as the doors to great hall flew open, and there in the doorway stood...
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    Quote Originally Posted by NFD-Firefighter View Post
    Suddenly, there was a large bang as the doors to great hall flew open, and there in the doorway stood...
    Chuck Norris. He said "I don't care how a swallow carries a coconut. Because I created birds when I was bored." Chuck Norris then...
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    Quote Originally Posted by RyanEMVFD View Post
    Chuck Norris. He said "I don't care how a swallow carries a coconut. Because I created birds when I was bored." Chuck Norris then...
    sat down to eat a fine dinner comprised of...
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    Pork rinds and collard greens

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    because Chuck knew eating pork rinds would prevent him from getting the swine flu. But then he remembered he doesn't get sick ever. So he stood up and said....
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    Quote Originally Posted by RyanEMVFD View Post
    because Chuck knew eating pork rinds would prevent him from getting the swine flu. But then he remembered he doesn't get sick ever. So he stood up and said....

    Where's the Beef!

    All of a sudden...
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    a heard of cattle came thundering through the castle because, as we all know, when Chuck Norris calls your name, you gottah come running! Carried on the back of one of the cows...
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    Quote Originally Posted by NFD-Firefighter View Post
    a heard of cattle came thundering through the castle because, as we all know, when Chuck Norris calls your name, you gottah come running! Carried on the back of one of the cows...

    ...was 20 baked potatos, 5 lbs of green beans, a bushel of corn, ten dinner rolls and ten apple pies.

    But before Chuck Norris could sit down to eat this wonderful meal...
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    Quote Originally Posted by PaladinKnight View Post
    ...was 20 baked potatos, 5 lbs of green beans, a bushel of corn, ten dinner rolls and ten apple pies.

    But before Chuck Norris could sit down to eat this wonderful meal...
    a giant raptor swooped in and...
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    Quote Originally Posted by NFD-Firefighter View Post
    a giant raptor swooped in and...
    ... slaughtered all the cows before....
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    chuck norris could turn them into N5As. Sadly, along with his Cairns contract, Chuck also lost...
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    Quote Originally Posted by 6Duron1 View Post
    chuck norris could turn them into N5As. Sadly, along with his Cairns contract, Chuck also lost...
    ...his temper. His booming voice could be heard all through the valley. it waqs so loud that...
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    Quote Originally Posted by NFD-Firefighter View Post
    ...his temper. His booming voice could be heard all through the valley. it waqs so loud that...
    ... it made all the nuts fall from the trees. That made the skwirlies happy but...

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    Quote Originally Posted by firecat1 View Post
    ... it made all the nuts fall from the trees. That made the skwirlies happy but...
    in all their excitement, they forgot to get dressed. The sight of squirrels running around naked was so shocking that...
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    Quote Originally Posted by NFD-Firefighter View Post
    in all their excitement, they forgot to get dressed. The sight of squirrels running around naked was so shocking that...
    Chuck swallowed his teeth.

    Then the earth shook violently as the skies opened up and...
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    Quote Originally Posted by PaladinKnight View Post
    Chuck swallowed his teeth.

    Then the earth shook violently as the skies opened up and...
    it did not rain, becuase we agreed earlier in the thread that it was not a dark and stormy night (if I remember correctly. I should probably go back and check my facts. Anyway...). Instead, great big balls of cheese fell leaving...
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    Quote Originally Posted by NFD-Firefighter View Post
    it did not rain, becuase we agreed earlier in the thread that it was not a dark and stormy night (if I remember correctly. I should probably go back and check my facts. Anyway...). Instead, great big balls of cheese fell leaving...
    huge craters in the courtyard. Each crater was...





    (Facts? We don't need no stinkin' facts. Why let a few facts get in the way of a great story line).
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    Filling up with custard and curds. The stench was............

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    was like an aphrodisiac to Rosie O'Donnell who came thundering in like a hungry herd of...
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    Quote Originally Posted by RyanEMVFD View Post
    was like an aphrodisiac to Rosie O'Donnell who came thundering in like a hungry herd of...
    anteaters. At the sight of Rosie, Chuck...
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    Quote Originally Posted by NFD-Firefighter View Post
    anteaters. At the sight of Rosie, Chuck...
    ... ran away, screaming like a little girl. That's when...

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    the world ended, since Chuck had never screamed before. A loud boom...
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    Quote Originally Posted by NFD-Firefighter View Post
    the world ended, since Chuck had never screamed before. A loud boom...
    beckoned the beginning of the second Big Bang. But out of the ashes arose....
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    Quote Originally Posted by RyanEMVFD View Post
    beckoned the beginning of the second Big Bang. But out of the ashes arose....
    Joaquin Phoenix from Ladder 49. He addressed the newly formed planets by saying, "...
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