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    "Which side is the pump panel on?" .... He then turned and walked toward Cheffie with the intent to..........
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    ....They went thataway!. Motown grabs 26, throws him into the cab of the engine, leaps into the driver's seat and takes off after "Hell's Granny's" letting out an old and frightening Celtic war cry! As the engine disappears around the corner.....
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    ...we hear the haunting strains of MOTOWNS beloved bagpipes, playing...........
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    Malahat looks up at everyone from the creeper his is laying on, with oil/grease marks on face and wrench in hand... "I hope they don't mean to go far, I was just in the middle of ......
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    dropping the driveshaft and pulling the transmission......
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    As he stands up, and brushes off his hands, Malahat pulls a snap ring out of his teeth, shaking his head and says, "Yep they ain't goi'n too far at all without this in the driveline. Well I guess if Motown is driving then....."
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    .....then that's alright cuz he never was crazy about pedal drive anyhow. Malahat pondered on it while he scratched his head. And suddenly it came to him like a bolt of light, he wasn't he suppose to be over at......

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    ....the "Silver Slipper", which is a rather notorius bar in the "cultural" district....He wondered if he'd have to dress up like the indian or the construction worker tonight...so he decided to...
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    YYYYYYYYY .m.c.a...with his good buddy NJFFAS16 who volunteered to dress up as.......
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    ....which drew the Women of the Tundra back into this thread just as a tumbling tumbleweed came tumbling by. Confused.....

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    ....by his sexuality...Malahat didn't know whether or not to go to the bar, or watch the Women of the Tundra perform...
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    ......but he was distracted, after several pints of Guinness by a raving beauty unlike any he'd seen........
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    ...Ummm...hehe... ..so the Women of the Tundra performed for themselves.....Malahat was focused on this beauty who was holding a.........
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    .....drive shaft.... drive shaft. He was transfixed. He was in awe. He was in.....
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    absolute rapture of her beauty, and that fact that she was quite obviously "mechanically inclined".... As he stammered....
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    ...... how he'd never seen a woman handle a shaft in quite that manner before .... and how.....
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    how she knew exactly how much torque to use when turning the wrench to "tighten" the nuts......
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    A voice yelled out from Jeremy's "Free Hot Dogs, all you can eat"
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    Can I get my "extra crispy" with hot mustard please?
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    Cause Bubba, I can eat as many as I want and never ever put on..
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    ....a blonde wig because...........

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    ...The Abruzzione Family is always watching Johnny, and dey know about da money....DEY KNOW ABOUT DA MONEY JOHNNY!!!! It's time for you to.....
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    ...lighten up.

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    ....causing the members of the IACOJ to break into waves of spontaneous cheers as they...
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