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    ...ran to IACOJ headquarters to report the incident. He was unable to get in the door because...
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    ...while attempting to remove the "Women of the Tundra" impostors, Stayback accidently dropped one just behind the door, thereby jamming it closed temporarily.

    However, Motown with his awesome...
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    powers of observation .... noticed the door said "PULL" not push, so he PULLED the door open and found that not only was one of the imposters blocking the door ......
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    she had also unloaded.....
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    Get it up. Get it on. Get it done!

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    but the web team lay in wait to have a group intervention.

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    ...diet beer in all the taps.
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    This bartender would not stand for diet beer. He removed the kegs, had the imposters clean his pipes and...

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    ...go stand outside in the snow in "Hooters" shirts and shorts. And everytime an IACOJ member walks by the imposters must yell out, "Forgive us for we have sinned. We are not worthy to be encrusted." And while saying this they must also do...
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    ...what FDNYRR's **** and cdevoe's rabbit were doing in the parking lot.
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    The four imposters were lined up for all to see. It seems the second one had already left a little something at Jeremy's...
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    Which, of course, Jaybird missed because he was too busy having a lunch drink with devoe. DAMN!! NOTHING COOL EVER HAPPENS TO ME!!!! Instead, it was EastKyFF who found.....
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    ......the Women of the Tundra flagging the Guinness truck to the curb....just what is that that they're using to flag him over with? ..............

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    ...while jr. drank his 8th beer of the afternoon.........

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    .....while thinking out loud "I ain't ever seen electrical tape used like that" and then he stumbled past.....

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    ...the mens room, where he learned, not only don't bears sh*t in the woods, they don't pee there either.
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    Tanker walked into the men's room and slipped on the "deposit", left on the floor by the bare a**ed bear...and hit his head on the stall door. He was knocked out cold for a few seconds. When he came to....Flying Kiwi was standing over him....holding his
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    Guinness, which Kiwi managed to catch in mid-air without spilling a drop as Tanker dropped to the floor unconscious. Tanker peered up at a blurry Kiwi and asked him .......
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    ...to kindly return his beer as he needed it to get the four images of everything he saw reduced to two....
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    And here I thought it was only Artie who was seeing four instead of two HAHAHAHA
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