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    ....After 3 really long swallows from his glass Tanker was able to "re-adjust" his vision at which time he completed the business for which he came to conduct.

    After which he....
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    ...stumbled outside. He saw a few babes eyeing Motowns Harley. "Which one of you wants to straddle a real machine?" he asked. Their reply was unanimous...
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    In their expression of love to him, they waved and smiled, and then...
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    ...hot wired MOTOWN's Harley and rode off.

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    As tanker stood there, numb with disbelief that someone would take Motowns Harley, Cheffie came out and offered him.........
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    a ride on mowtown's bike. Seems the old ladies are working for her. Tanker staggers over and says, "...
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    a large tip black felt marker with which to sign away his sorrow at not being able to stop the Grey Haired Hooligans. Startled, Tanker looked around for something on which to write, when Cheffie presented him with....
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    ....one of her lacy unmentionables just as a wild eyed, kilt wearing Motown came out of the bar with fire in his eyes looking for his bike...
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    ...as Tanker grabs cheffie with one arm and her unmetionable in the other hand, and leaps out of MOTOWNS way as he.............
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    Just then FF26 steps out from behind the Shiny Red Engine, with bright blue cap flying from his shoulders and with a loud, proud and booming voice says.... "
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    "Which side is the pump panel on?" .... He then turned and walked toward Cheffie with the intent to..........
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    ....They went thataway!. Motown grabs 26, throws him into the cab of the engine, leaps into the driver's seat and takes off after "Hell's Granny's" letting out an old and frightening Celtic war cry! As the engine disappears around the corner.....
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    ...we hear the haunting strains of MOTOWNS beloved bagpipes, playing...........
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    Malahat looks up at everyone from the creeper his is laying on, with oil/grease marks on face and wrench in hand... "I hope they don't mean to go far, I was just in the middle of ......
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    dropping the driveshaft and pulling the transmission......
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    As he stands up, and brushes off his hands, Malahat pulls a snap ring out of his teeth, shaking his head and says, "Yep they ain't goi'n too far at all without this in the driveline. Well I guess if Motown is driving then....."
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    .....then that's alright cuz he never was crazy about pedal drive anyhow. Malahat pondered on it while he scratched his head. And suddenly it came to him like a bolt of light, he wasn't he suppose to be over at......

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    ....the "Silver Slipper", which is a rather notorius bar in the "cultural" district....He wondered if he'd have to dress up like the indian or the construction worker tonight...so he decided to...
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    YYYYYYYYY .m.c.a...with his good buddy NJFFAS16 who volunteered to dress up as.......
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