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    Got out the REAL tools of the trade to clean up this mess:

    Mop buckets, polishing rags, toilet brushes.

    Then it was time to light up a cigar and ponder.....
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    .... how these imposters could have EVER been mistaken for the true women of the Tundra when they were so clearly ......
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    INFERIOR !!!!!
    Peeing in store aisles, passing out on sidewalks, brazenly flashing our national animal under their clothes.........

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    something like this
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    Or this.. Meantime back at the bar...
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    The monkey was complaining to the Malahat crew, who said...
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    Hey look the truckies brought their mouse along. After a few more beers..
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    ...it was decided to introduce the mouse to the monkey...
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    ...who promptly took the Monkey under his "wing", and with beer in .... paw(?)... proceeded to introduce the IACOJ clan to the Monkey.

    The Monkey was so in awe of Motown and his reclaimed 'Cycle that....
    If you don't do it RIGHT today, when will you have time to do it over? (Hall of Fame basketball player/coach John Wooden)

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    he went to the nearest ATM, pulled out a card belonginf to Domald Trump and withdrew a lotta moolah.....
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    He dunked his nuts in Motown's beer! "Well, monkey, that'll be the LAST time you do that," Motown snorted, and threw the monkey....
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    ...up against the wall, where he then proceeded to punish it by pummeling it with blows. Kiwi asked "Hey, Motown! Do you have permission to beat that creature?"

    Motown replied, "Yes, because it's mine! I always spank my monkey when it's bad..."

    The crowd...
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    ...started to see the monkey was familiar. Was he a Chief? A Commander and Chief?...
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    Due to double vision the gaurd dog (called Chuck) had to visit
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    .....when a booming voice loudly commanded "get on up Chuck ya sure aint for knowing if'n them thar imposters done had thar heads hanging down in that thar water bowl". Chuck turned and saw that there by the bar.......

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    stood the REAL WOMEN OF THE TUNDRA .... Tempie, PFire, LadyCapn, Cheffie (honorary) and Respect, all talking about how we'll show those imposters how REAL women drink!!! No peeing in the liquor store aisle (OH ... MY ... GOD!!), no sprawling spread-eagled on the sidewalk outside the bar in our party dresses, and we'll try really hard to keep our knees together when our pics are being taken!!

    Now its time to ......
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    ....finish watching the hockey game. The Seattle Seahawks (well they sure ain't a football team) were getting whooped by.......

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    the Boston Bruins!
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    Meanwhile the animal rights activists were getting rowdy outside the Grill section of the bar, chanting..
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    .....No Leather Helmets No Leather Helmets. When suddenly out of the mist, wearing that darn mysterious blonde wig and eating a jar of pig knuckles, appeared.....

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    ....Bob Barker and a hairless prostitute named Heidi...they decided to......
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    begin an inpromptu version of "the Price is Right"....
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    ...When they were rudely interrupted by a group of men dressed as the Lewis and Clark Corps of Discovery. The men, dressed in goat-leggings quickly made a circle around Heidi, thinking for some reason she was Sacajawea, began screaming at the top of their lungs..."Indian Whore...Indian Whore...Indian Whore...." She quickly beat them down in bloodied heaps of flesh...reminding them that she was.....
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    ... so much more. And after she finished her thrashing, she and Bob (who was still eating from his jar of pig knuckles) continued with their game.

    Meanwhile, our Women of the Tundra....
    If you don't do it RIGHT today, when will you have time to do it over? (Hall of Fame basketball player/coach John Wooden)

    "I may be slow, but my work is poor." Chief Dave Balding, MVFD

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    Get it up. Get it on. Get it done!

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    decided it was time for the imposters to leave, as they showed them out the door..
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