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    Default LadyCapn-Santa's Little Helper!

    Lady:
    In case you have forgotten, I have a mole on my.....well, YOU know where the mole is. HE is an imposter.
    Lt: make mine bloody and stir it with your best cigar. I've got the first round and keep them coming after that. Wait a minute; I just heard a fart in the wind. My mistake; just beer boy scratchin' at the window.
    NO ONE IS GONNA SPOIL THIS PARTY. BMI IS OTJ.
    Throw your keys, pagers, badges, IDs and clean undies in the box on the bar.
    WOOHOO!


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    and the soiled ones in the tip jar.


    I'll regret saying that in the morning

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    Ooooooooops, you are right Chief, I forgot about that sweet lil ol mole right on the tip of.....

    Well folks, Merry Xmas to all, and as my gift I come bearing the best Cuba has to offer, but please excuse me while I remove them from their hiding place.....wouldn't be prudent to be caught smuggling now would it?

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    All of this party talk is making me thirsty, and hungry and hor... well nevermind that. My shift ends at 07:00 ; can'twait to join you!
    "We shouldn't be opening firehouses in Baghdad and closing them in New York City."

    IACOJ

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    Sure is quiet in here.

    No alcohol drenched diatribe.

    Law Enforcement presence has arrived. Backup enroute.

    BTW: Shouldn't I be eligible for some kind of award for ridding the forums of an evil scourge?

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    Hey I could use a date for this party too!. I'm wearing my best black lacey bits.

    Mr. Wendt- I nominate you for a Purple Hydrant for ridding the forums of the evil scourge.

    Now, the mistletoe is hanging over the buffet table The chef would like a kiss or two if you want to be feed.

    Oh Stayback how about another one.
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    Twas the night before Christmas
    In a Crusty old Forum
    I sat at my ‘puter
    In search of a quorum

    When out on the street
    There arose such a clatter
    I sprang from my keyboard
    To see what was the matter

    When what to my wonderous eyes did appear
    But devoe out driving and drinking a beer

    He skidded and screeched
    Then what did I see
    His car neatly wrapped
    ‘round an old maple tree

    Respect, Cheffie, Tempie, Pfire were there
    The snow gently glistened
    In the locks of their hair

    Now Kiwi was lost
    In a land way down under
    In search of a Lamb
    To pillage and plunder

    Sub Green remained locked
    In the fight for a raise
    You can’t feed the family
    On nothing but praise

    The Captain from Lewiston
    Was out shopping the malls
    With his new wife who had just
    Severed his balls

    Gonzo shopped too
    His only pretense
    Was to not buy a gift
    That cost more than three cents

    Steamer showed grit
    As he laughed through the pains
    Of knowing the champs
    Would be Hurricanes

    Stayback was fast
    To get out of line
    With our Ladies of Tundra
    Who showed the STOP sign

    We gathered
    We Drank
    We laughed and we shouted
    We hugged and we kissed
    Who would have doubted
    We were brother and sister
    We answer the call
    We help out the strong the weak and the small

    The party is great
    We’re all having fun
    Then we stop ‘cause we know
    Something has to be done

    We paused for a moment
    To remember our Bothers
    Who laid down their lives
    In the service of others

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    The tree is decorated and everything is ready for the IACOJ Christmas Tree Lighting ceremony

    Will be there be an IACOJ Secret Santa gift exchange?

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    Talking the buffet is open...........

    Spicy glazed pecans

    Crostini with mushrooms, roasted garlic and tomatoes

    Mini pizzas
    An assortment of toppings....tomato,s mushrooms, garlic, spicy sauteed shrimp, roasted red peppers, olives, your choice,and cheese of course, fresh grated parmesan, hot melted mozzerella

    Sweet and sour chicken wings

    Carmelized onion, apple and brie tartlets

    A platter of assorted cheeses, crackers, olives, roasted bell peppers

    Smoked salmon rolls with a sour cream herb filling

    Crab cakes with a red bell pepper sauce

    Shrimp with a spicy fruit salsa

    Crispy chicken wontons with an apricot-curry sauce

    Mini chocolate caramel tarts with roasted bananas

    Grilled marinated vegetables served with fresh mozzarella

    Cookies-----

    we have chocolate shortbread, lemon bars, reindeer shaped cookies, elf shaped cookies, thumbprint cookies, cinnamon cookies

    I wonder if they make a fire engine shaped cookie cutter? I will have to see if I can find one.

    Now I need a drink, is the bar open yet?

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    Cheffie;

    You know I love you, but I am a traditionalist. If this is a firehouse meal......THERE IS NO MEAT AND NO PASTA!

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    E229
    "We paused for a moment
    To remember our Bothers
    Who laid down their lives
    In the service of others"

    A moment of silence for all those who gave their lives. You will live in our hearts forever.


    Awesome poem 229. There should be an award for this. The mistletoe is right here over the buffet.

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    George- as the song says "we have only just begun...."

    These are just the snacks............have to give you lads something to nibble on to start with......



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    Lou..............great new spin a season favorite. It is truly touching. Cheffie if Robin isnt available can I pick you up ?
    IACOJ both divisions and PROUD OF IT !
    Pardon me sir.. .....but I believe we are all over here !
    ATTENTION ALL SHOPPERS: Will the dead horse please report to the forums.(thanks Motown)
    RAY WAS HERE 08/28/05
    LETHA' FOREVA' ! 010607
    I'm sorry, I haven't been paying much attention for the last 3 hours.....what were we discussing?
    "but I guarentee you I will FF your arse off" from>
    http://www.firehouse.com/forums/show...60#post1137060post 115

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    Talking

    Open the door....PLEASE...I promise I'll put my shorts back on. OH...thanks StayBack...twas getting cold out there!

    Now...in honor of Cheffie.........A chorus paying tribute to her fine talents!! (Culinary...and others!)


    - Food, Glorious Food
    [Men]
    Is it worth the waiting for?
    If we live 'til eighty four
    All we ever get is gru...el!
    Ev'ry day we say our prayer --
    Will they change the bill of fare?
    Still we get the same old gru...el!
    There is not a cust, not a crumb can we find,
    Can we beg, can we borrow, or cadge,
    But there's nothing to stop us from getting a thrill
    When we all close our eyes and imag...ine

    Food, glorious food!
    Hot sausage and mustard!
    While we're in the mood --
    Cold jelly and custard!
    Pease pudding and saveloys!
    What next is the question?
    Rich gentlemen have it, boys --
    In-di-gestion!

    Food, glorious food!
    We're anxious to try it.
    Three banquets a day --
    Our favourite diet!

    Just picture a great big steak --
    Fried, roasted or stewed.
    Oh, food,
    Wonderful food,
    Marvellous food,
    Glorous food.

    Food, glorious food!
    What is ther emore handsome?
    Gulped, swallowed or chewed --
    Still worth a kin's ransom.
    What is it we dream about?
    Wat brings on a sigh?
    Piled pieahes and cream , about
    Six feet high!

    Food, glorious food!
    Eat right through the menu.
    Just loosen your belt
    Two inches and then you
    Work up a new appetite.
    In this interlude --
    The food,
    Once again, food
    Fabulous food,
    Glorious food.

    Food, glorious food!
    Don't care what it looks like --
    Burned!
    Underdone!
    Crude!
    Don't care what the cook's like.
    Just thinking of growing fat --
    Our senses go reeling
    One moment of knowing that
    Full-up feeling!

    Food, glorious food!
    What wouldn't we give for
    That extra bit more --
    That's all that we live for
    Why should we be fated to
    Do nothing but brood
    On food,
    Magical food,
    Wonderful food,
    Marvellous food,
    Fabulous food,

    [Ladies]
    Beautiful food,

    [Men]
    Glorious food


    Let the Winter games of the IACOJ begin!!!! Ladies...remove all lace and STAND BY!!
    Proudly serving as the IACOJ Minister of Information & Propoganda!
    Be Safe! Lookouts-Awareness-Communications-Escape Routes-Safety Zones

    *Gathering Crust Since 1968*
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    NJ-I am touched. Thank you for the tribute

    You can come remove my lacey bits if you want to! Besides you were supposed to sign them.



    Weruji If Tempie is not available and NJ does not get here first...

    I should warn you though, 26 taught me all kinds of ways to ties knots at his bachelor party.

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    If anyone needs me, I'll be organzing an Explorer detail to fill and prepare the hottub.

    If, by some Christmas miracle Jiffy shows up, send her on in.

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    Now the party can really get rocking, the tunes have arrived!!!! Sorry I'm late, my invitation got lost in the mail I guess! Typical Canada Post

    In honor of the season, the first song will be "Holy S**T Its Christmas"! (I'll try to post the song here when I've finished downloading it)

    Artie since you are already married, will you adopt me for Christmas??? That eggnog looks absolutely scrumptious!!! And your poem was AWESOME!!!!

    Now .... what's this about Beer Boy getting banned??? Well done George!! I missed it! Now THAT'S a Christmas present!!!

    *Clink* Cheers everyone!

    Heyyyyyyyy I want some kisses toooooo!!!!!! That looks fun!!! hehehe I think this Christmas get-together promises to rival 26's Bachelor Party!!! *wicked evil grin*
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    September 11th - Never Forget

    I respect firefighters and emergency workers worldwide. Thank you for what you do.

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    RAY WAS HERE FIRST

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    If it's all the same to you, I'll be over here by the food. All the kisses and lacey-thing-taking-off I do is reserved for the lovely Mrs. GeorgeWendtCFI.

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    I brought the entertainment.....hands off !
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    Note to self: Do NOT read the Off-Duty threads within 2 hours of eating (much less WHILE eating.

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