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    Lord I need another Scotch...


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    I'll pour two Mikey

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    Default How 'bout a drink

    Shot of Jamesons' and a Pint of Harp for me

    now about those lacey bits...
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    There was enough lace in the bits in that picture to cover each of us WOT

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    Loo,
    I Laughed. I Cried, I'll read it again and again! LOL

    I didnt know you were a poet! LOL. That truely was a good one. And BTW I do get them back when I ask nicely!

    I am in the process of stoking up the fire as we speak. And, dont worry I will keep 27 away from it. I guess being a boy scout actually did pay off. 2 matches and a s**t load of gasoline was all it took to get the fire lit! Anybody bring marshmallows for toasting?
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    After that last picture I REALLY need a drink. Help......

    Lewiston- I have plenty of marshmallows here, (and graham crackers and chocolate). How about we toss some chestnuts into the fire and let them roast too?


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    2 matches and a s**t load of gasoline was all it took to get the fire lit!


    Hmmmmmm, THAT sounds like our training officer/resident training burn lighter!!!!

    To the world you might be one person, but to one person you just might be the world.

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    Hi sorry I'm late. You have NO IDEA how hard it is to get tinsel to hang straight.

    Josh... I think your membership was confirmed a few months ago. I'd be honored for you to escourt me.

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    Talking

    (sneaks up behind George as he stands by the buffet table and plops a santa hat on him). So I guess a perfectly respectable kiss on the cheek under the mistletoe is out of the question?

    For the buffet.....

    The aromas of shallots and garlic while they saute, then she adds an assortment of fresh wild mushrooms, diced roasted tomatoes, basil, oregano, rosemary,freshly pureed tomato sauce, some red wine and lets it simmer. In the oven, the sourdough baguettes bake along with cloves of garlic for the garlic butter. The pasta is boiling and the freshly grated Parmesano is ready.

    A salad of mixed baby greens, cucumber, jicima, baby carrots tossed with a sherry-balsamic vinaigrette.

    On the other burner, a pot of Chief Reasons, Spicy knock you on your buns hot Chili. The thick spicy chunks of meat and beans simmerering slowly.....


    Tempie, welcome to the party. But now I need a date.
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    Hot Buttered Rum anyone?

    I've also uncorked a '77 Taylor Fladgate Port for the occasion.

    Sherry, I'd be honored. With a name like Sherry, you belong with the bartender.

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    Sher wanders over to the bar, sees there is mistletoe hanging from the bar over drk, gives him a big SMOOOOOOOCHHHHHHHH on the lips, sits down on the stool next to him and asks,"you watching the Flames and Colorado game?"
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    I will guard the bottle of Port. For those who don't drink it, you have no idea what you're missing....Now on with the festivities..I will be the one with the Santa Claus lampshade on my head..

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    as the music dies down the attending members of the I.A.C.O.J. are sipping their drinks and sharing idol conversations and "battle stories." When all of a sudden....

    THE DOOR BUSTS OPEN

    FF26 comes in with a keg of Guinness on his shoulder and full case of the best rum Bacardi has to offer under his arm.

    MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!!!!

    Just then, Respt plays the next song..... Let the Good Times Roll by the Cars....

    Guess what everyone, I cashed in the empties that where left behind at my bachelor party and there was enough to pay for this evenings beverages. So, the drinks are on the house.!

    << hooks up the foam inductor to the Barcardi and then to coke machine... cracks it WIDE OPEN and starts to pour pre-mixed drinks!!!!
    "No one ever called the Fire Department for doing something smart..."

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    WOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOO

    Lifts her glass in greeting to 26! *Gasps in surprize* looooooook there's mistletoe over Jason too *wicked evil grin* SMOOOOOOOOOOOCCCCCCCHHHHHHHH on the lips Merry Christams back at ya!

    LMFAO 'bout time you got here I thought I was late! Did ya get lost on the way???? hehehehe
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    Dear Robin,
    I will pick you up soon ..................promise a nice night out. I have hear nothing offical and respect it as such. I will be well dressed and leave you a private message tomorrow. Josh
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    Originally posted by CollegeBuff
    If anyone needs me, I'll be organzing an Explorer detail to fill and prepare the hottub.

    If, by some Christmas miracle Jiffy shows up, send her on in.

    Be carefull near the hottub there's ice around there, Our friend Collegebuff happend to slip on patch of ice and fall in, He's okay folks but we're getting him inside before he catches cold

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    Robin!!!, better late than never.

    Here's a little something I wrote for you, our "Poet Laureate" to sing
    To the tune of Jingle Bells:

    A month or two ago
    I thought we set the date
    We said by 8 oíclock
    But you just walked in late

    I think I understand
    The tinsel in your hair
    But why have you got mistletoe
    Inside your underwear?


    OHHH, Jingle Balls, Jingle Balls
    Jingle to and fro
    Watching all the Crustys outside
    Making yellow snow-oh
    Jingle Balls, Jingle Balls
    Jingle one, two, three
    Why donít you come over here
    And Jingle Balls with me

    We went into the snow
    Iím really glad you came
    I really am amazed
    The way you wrote your name

    You should have had more drinks
    Your nameís a little shy
    My bladder isn't full right now
    So Iíll just dot the ďiĒ


    OHHH, Jingle Balls, Jingle Balls
    Jingle to and fro
    Watching all the Crustys outside
    Making yellow snow-oh
    Jingle Balls, Jingle Balls
    Jingle one, two, three
    Why donít you come over here
    And Jingle Balls with me
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    2 matches and a s**t load of gasoline was all it took to get the fire lit!
    "Now THAT'S A FIRE!" (Eddie Murphy, from "Eddie Murphy Raw")

    So I guess a perfectly respectable kiss on the cheek under the mistletoe is out of the question?
    As long as we keep our eyes open and both feet on the floor!

    ,"you watching the Flames and Colorado game?"
    Oh man! We're watching minor league hockey?

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    OUCH! Nasty, George, nasty!

    Gives Robin a kiss on the cheek, Merry Christmas hon, nice dress hehehe but don't get too close to the fire!

    Here's a little something I DIDN'T write

    Adult night before christmas

    Twas the night before Christmas, and Geez it was neat,
    The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat.

    The doors were all bolted, and the phone was off the
    hook,
    It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook.

    Momma in her teddy, and I am in the nude,
    Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube.

    When out on the lawn there arose such a cry,
    That I lost my boner and poor momma went dry.

    Up to the window I sprang like an elf,
    Tore back the shade while she played with herself.

    The moon on the crest of the snowman we'd built,
    Showed a broom up his ***, clean up to the hilt.

    When what to my wondering eyes should appear,
    But a rusty old sleigh and eight mangy reindeer.

    With a fat little driver, half out of his sled,
    A sock in his ear, and a bra on his head.

    Sure as I'm speaking, he was as high as a kite.
    And he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right.

    Whoa ****head, whoa *******, whoa Stupid, whoa Putz,
    Either slow down this rig or I'll cut off your nuts.

    Look out for the lamp post, and don't hit the tree,
    Quit shaking the sleigh, 'cause I gotta go pee.

    They cleared the old lamp post, the tree got a rub,
    Just as Santa leaned out and threw up on my shrub.

    And then from the roof we heard such a clatter,
    As each little reindeer now emptied his bladder.

    I was donning my jacket to cover my ***,
    When down the chimney Santa came with a crash.

    His suit was all smelly with perfume galore,
    He looked like a bum and he smelled like a whore.

    "That was some brothel," he said with a smile, "
    The reindeer are pooped, and I'll just stay here
    awhile.

    He walked to the kitchen, himself poured a drink,
    Then whipped out his pecker and ****ed in the sink.

    I started to laugh, my wife smiled with glee,
    The old boy was hung nearly down to his knee.

    Back in the den, Santa reached in his sack,
    But his toys were all gone, and some new things were
    packed.

    The first thing he found was a pair of false tits,
    The next was a handgun with a penis that spits.

    A box filled with condoms was Santa's next find,
    And a six pair of panties, the edible kind.

    A bra without nipples, a penis extension,
    And several other things that I shouldn't even
    mention.

    A **** ring, a G-string, and all types of oil,
    A dildo so long, it lay in a coil.

    "This stuff ain't for kids, Mrs. Santa will ****,
    So I'll leave 'em here, and then I'll just split."

    He filled every stocking and then took his leave,
    With one tiny butt plug tucked under his sleeve.

    He sprang to his sleigh, but his feet were like lead,
    Thus he fell on his *** and broke wind instead.

    In time he was seated, took the reins of his hitch,
    Saying, "Take me home Rudolph, this night's been a
    bitch!"

    The sleigh was near gone when we heard Santa shout,
    "The best thing about sex is that it never wears out!"
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    i submit this as my white elephant gift. it's a half keg refrigerator. hope some one enjoys it.
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