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    Default I.A.C.O.J. Christmas Party......

    Mr. President, all preparations have been made...as soon as you make the declaration...the IACOJ Christmas Party will begin.
    May we never forget our fallen, worldwide.

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    Can I wear my lacey things to this party?

    ps. Mr. President give the word so I can start preparing the food.


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    This should be an interesting party!
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    Artie, keep your fantasies to yourself!
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    I will never look at Santa the same way again.
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    MY EYES!!!!! I'M BLIND!!!!!
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    Please tell me that wasn't really Chief Reason posing for the picture?
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    Default NOTE TO SELF...

    Do not read forums immediately after eating.

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    can the almost wanna be's come too ? is there a line at the door ? Anyone I know the bouncer ?
    IACOJ both divisions and PROUD OF IT !
    Pardon me sir.. .....but I believe we are all over here !
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    can the almost wanna be's come too ? is there a line at the door ? Anyone I know the bouncer ?
    Members ears will be checked at the door for skin loss.

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    Talking I'll need therapy

    That was more that I ever want to know about the big guy!

    But this just in:

    The FAA has anounce that Santa is missing....
    In route to the IACOJ party..........
    Anyone with information should contact the North Pole ASAP.....
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    I offer this libation.

    ARTIE’S EGGNOG

    1 cup coconut milk
    1 cup sweetened condensed milk
    1 cup evaporated milk
    1 cup Meyers rum,
    1 cup Bailey’s Irish Cream
    1 cup Captain Morgan Spiced Rum
    8 egg yolks, well beaten
    Ground cinnamon and nutmeg to taste and for garnish
    Beat the egg yolks and mix in the milks. Place in a saucepan and heat slowly stirring constantly. As mixture begins to thicken, turn off heat, add the booze and spice and keep stirring. Turn heat back on medium and stir until just short of a simmer.
    Pour into a big-assed pitcher and chill.
    Serve with glasses or it will run through your fingers.

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    HO!....HO!.....HO!.....

    You'll shoot your eye out.....HO!.....HO!....HO!....
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    Beer Boy is sorry, but he can't make it. He sent along this Christmas Carol he performs at work for all to enjoy though:

    http://sherm.20megsfree.com/burgerking.swf
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    Artie That eggnog sounds so awesome, I may just fly right back to NYC. This time I will just come kidnap you and take you to Jeremy's.

    Thanks for brightening my day today.

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    I am sure that Beer Goof is in the holiday spirit ! Working 9-5 at the Mayfield Whopper Doodle !!!
    IACOJ both divisions and PROUD OF IT !
    Pardon me sir.. .....but I believe we are all over here !
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    Default It's time for the pah-teee!

    Put in for vacation time, shut off the pagers...the IACOJ Christmas party has begun!

    The women of the tundra are lining up under the mistletoe!

    Cheffie and Tanker the grill chef are preparing a feast!

    Artie is manning the bar!

    Adze is decorating his bag with a holiday motif!

    Tempie is wearing a dress made of tinsel!

    FF26, malahat 27 and PFire are padding the stop signs for Stayback!

    Dalmatian 90 is drizzling Galliano over crushed ice ...making edible yellow snow!

    Steamer is checking ID's while he can still see straight!

    The esteemed members of the BMI are providing security until they start enjoying a few cold ones!

    Winchester (Steamer's Chocolate Lab) will take over the ID and security detail when the house starts rockin'!

    To the rest of the IACOJ...welcome to the party! Happy Holidays!
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    Where's the cheese and crackers? Need something to go with this Xmas Drink i am holding.
    09-11 .. 343 "All Gave Some..Some Gave ALL" God Bless..R.I.P.
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    Tempie , do you need a date ? Maybe I could scmooze the Captain into gaining membership for Chirstmas ? let me know .........Weruj
    IACOJ both divisions and PROUD OF IT !
    Pardon me sir.. .....but I believe we are all over here !
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    "but I guarentee you I will FF your arse off" from>
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    Why Cheffie, what's that green stuff over the doorway? Could it be mistletoe?? (smmmmmoooooooooooooooooochhhhhhhhhhhhh) I guess it was!!! Line up the WOT!!!
    May we never forget our fallen, worldwide.

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    Default LadyCapn-Santa's Little Helper!

    Lady:
    In case you have forgotten, I have a mole on my.....well, YOU know where the mole is. HE is an imposter.
    Lt: make mine bloody and stir it with your best cigar. I've got the first round and keep them coming after that. Wait a minute; I just heard a fart in the wind. My mistake; just beer boy scratchin' at the window.
    NO ONE IS GONNA SPOIL THIS PARTY. BMI IS OTJ.
    Throw your keys, pagers, badges, IDs and clean undies in the box on the bar.
    WOOHOO!

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    and the soiled ones in the tip jar.


    I'll regret saying that in the morning

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    Ooooooooops, you are right Chief, I forgot about that sweet lil ol mole right on the tip of.....

    Well folks, Merry Xmas to all, and as my gift I come bearing the best Cuba has to offer, but please excuse me while I remove them from their hiding place.....wouldn't be prudent to be caught smuggling now would it?

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    All of this party talk is making me thirsty, and hungry and hor... well nevermind that. My shift ends at 07:00 ; can'twait to join you!
    "We shouldn't be opening firehouses in Baghdad and closing them in New York City."

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    Sure is quiet in here.

    No alcohol drenched diatribe.

    Law Enforcement presence has arrived. Backup enroute.

    BTW: Shouldn't I be eligible for some kind of award for ridding the forums of an evil scourge?

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