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    Talking It was a bright and sun shiny day......

    IT WAS A BRIGHT AND SUN SHINY DAY AT THE STATION AND SUDDENLY.............
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    . . . The new probie walked into the house, carrying not only four half gallons of circle container ice cream, but also the whitest cloud the crusty old vets had ever seen . . .

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    AT which point the Department Chief walked in and told leatha4ever that he had been appointed to the newly created position of "Story Killer" in the Prevention Bureau
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    But wait, said the probie, as he set the ice cream down on the kitchen table. I've got to run out to my volvo and get ...
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    VOLVO? what kind of probie owns a VOLVO? What are they paying these newbies these days, anyway?

    ....to get my bright and shiny new turnout gear.

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    The wax you use on that Volvo of yours. These trucks need some brightening. Oh and while your at it bring us all sunglasses so we can look at that gear with out blinding ourselves.
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    I don't use wax...I use Zaino Brothers Car Polish... and I doubt that the Chief will buy any becauseit's expensive and he's a cheap....
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    S.O.B. ................. Salty ol Boy that is..........who's been around longer than.......

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    ...the stain on Monica's dress. Perhaps longer. It seems to me that horses were still pulling steamers around when our crusty chief first arrived at the firehouse. He carried the bucket and cleaned up the horse manure, only to bring it into the kitchen, where a crusty old cook used it for....
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    Pie filling. He thought it gave it some flavor and texture when all it really did was...
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    When he returned, the Crusties asked the new Probie, "So what do you want to be around here?"

    The probie replied, "I wanna be like you, oobeedoo, I wanna walk like you, oobeedoo, I wanna talk like you, walk like you, oobeedoo!"

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    ....p.o. everyone so they done run him off.(Oilfield talk there)A message was sent out for Cheffie to come take over. Cheffie, being rather sensible, summoned the rest of the WOT so that she wouldn't have to..............


    amazing thing them being able to clone Clinton from a single blue dress wasn't it?

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    Be the only one in the kitchen in a bikini. So the WOT...
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    SAYS NOOOOOOOOO WAY BECAUSE ITS -18C and snowing!!!!!!! And Cheffie would probably prefer if I stayed out of her way in the kitchen, so I'll just go set up the stereo somewhere instead

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    Hot tub in the works. I will be on "The Sober Team" being I don't drink anymore.
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    Heck I'll setup the scanner so we dont miss any calls. I dont mind riding calls being I cant drink
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    ...scanner? That'll just interfere with the stereo! We're PARTAY'N!! Sides, Jose don't mix well with scanners. We gotta get the hottub set so that we can get the WOT out of their parkas! With that mission in mind, the Crusties.....

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    Talking hot tub on wheels

    ...tanked up the super-pumper-tanker-woo-woo and realizing it's almost time for Mardi Gras, grabbed up the WOT and headed south for beer, food, and women losing their tops for beads with the hopes of educating the WOT in a great American tradition!! I meant sucking heads of course! (That's crawfish for you gutter minded guys!)

    The WOT, Chief Gonzo and the other crusties were singing happily over the roar of the engine speeding along the highway. The WOT were eager to conquer the bayou and the men were eager to see the WOT wearing nothing more than beads when they heard someone scream...
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    ...the lyrics is in French? Country music with the lyrics in French? Hooaahdee we be for sure nuff in Weezee-anna don't cha know? The Crusties all turned their heads and looked at the WOT....

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    ...as they performed some ancient fertility dance from the long lost days of Babylon....
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    in walked two of the local law enforcements finest with a look of disgust and anger on their faces. They were upset because a schedule union meeting at Dunkin Donuts was cancelled because.......
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    The donuts ovens were not lit and their were no more jellys left.
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    ....were dispatched to a car in the ditch. As the officers arrived they found cdevoe staggering on the side of the road, He said, "Ossifers, I'm a frankfurter, iaaaam resphonding to an emrshency, can you hold my....



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    capnstanm1, no respectable WOT would even think of stopping at Dunkin Donuts! Tim Hortons will be the Official coffee shop of the WOT.

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    Question pager?

    (Hold my pager? Drink faster!!)

    ...asked the officers to "hold my boxers. They got all wet and sticky when I was....
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