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    Subject: A Celebrity Passing

    It is with the saddest heart that we must pass on the following news:

    Please join us in remembering a great icon of the entertainment
    community.

    The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and
    complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was
    buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to
    pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the
    California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain
    Crunch. At the Pillsbury-al, his gravesite was piled high with flours.

    Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man
    who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show
    business, but his later life was filled with turnovers.

    He was not considered a very 'smart' cookie, wasting much of his dough on
    half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still, as a
    crusty old man, was considered a roll model for millions.

    Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough; two children, John Dough
    and Jane Dough; plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his
    elderly father, Pop Tart.

    The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
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    You sure got a "rise" outa me, lol
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    LMFAOOOO Ryan .... thought for sure Stayback must've been lurking around
    September 11th - Never Forget

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    Once again more fun than studying for my EMT class!
    Why do I *always* have to be the calm one?
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    Just about anything (except maybe a root canal or passing a kidney stone) is more enjoyable than studying for an EMT class.
    Chris Minick, P.E., Firefighter II
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