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    Default Sticky: Honey, fly strips, jelly, duct tape, glue, Maple syrup, Def Leppard (Pour...

    Sorry, everytime I see a WT sticky...it prompts me to think that this would be a funny thing to see. I JUST CAN'T HELP MYSELF...O.K??? I'M ADDICTED TO ALL THAT IS RIDICULOUS!!SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!
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    ....AND WHY, OH WHY DID I CAPITALIZE "MAPLE"??? IT'S NOW TRAPPED IN THE TITLE....OOOHHHHHHHHH...WHY WAS I EVEN BORN?????????????????


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    Originally posted by StayBack500FT
    ....AND WHY, OH WHY DID I CAPITALIZE "MAPLE"??? IT'S NOW TRAPPED IN THE TITLE....OOOHHHHHHHHH...WHY WAS I EVEN BORN?????????????????
    WHY WAS I EVEN BORN?????????????????

    ***Sits sobbing in the corner, eating his crayons***
    Why were you "born"? Well I honestly cannot answer the "born" part... cuz well I don't know your parents... However, to answer regarding your "presence", well you are "here" to give us all a twist of humour in anotherwise dull work day. Da Rev, Tanker and I spend wwwaaaayyy too much time chatting when we all should probably working, and then you make posts like this one and the Fairy Tale. When we read them, we know that inspite of some fast moving current events, for the most part, all is well in the world, and that is good. So on that note, I would like to add...

    Quote of the Day (3 Apr):
    If you reject the food, ignore the customs, fear the religion and avoid the people, you should just stay home. James Michener

    Quote of the Day (2 Apr):
    I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it. Gary Shandling

    Today's Joke (3 Apr):
    A man lunching at a Chinese restaurant noticed that the table had been set with forks, not chopsticks. He asked why. The waiter said "Chopsticks were provided only on request."

    "But," the man countered, "if you gave your patrons chopsticks, you wouldn't have to pay someone to wash all the forks."

    "True," the waiter shot back, "but we would have to hire three more people to clean up the mess."


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    in order for life to continue safely there must be balance. good vs evil, happiness vs saddness, laughter vs crying. You Stayback provide balance (even though we wonder if you are balanced correctly) to the world with your threads and remarks. without your quick witted randomness of statements, this site would be more dull. Keep your spirits high so ours will remain high as well.
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    May we never forget our fallen, worldwide.

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    Stayback, my day would not be the same without your wit and charm. You have kept me going on many a long day.

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    You've inspired me, too, Stayback...to write another song!

    "Stick Some Plastic On Me"
    by Def Leppard with EastKyFF

    Step inside, walk this way
    Saddam’s chemi-bomb, hey hey!

    Germs are in the bomb, baby, c'mon in my home
    Livin' like bin Laden with a satellite phone
    Lookin' like a surgeon, like an outer space man
    Demolition mama, can I share your mask?
    Sizzle 'n' a fizzle 'n' a flash a little light
    Television lover, baby, Wolf all night
    CNN, anytime, Blitzer looks sweet
    Little mister Aaron Brown sure looks beat, yeah

    Hey!
    C'mon, take the plastic, stretch it up
    Take the duct tape, tape it up

    Stiiiick some plastic on me
    Ooh, in the name of germs
    Stick some plastic on me
    So I won’t get burned
    Stick your plastic on me
    Oh, is that thick enough?

    I've got stinky feet
    Cause the house is 90 degrees yeah

    Listen! Red level, yellow level, green level go!
    Ol’ Tommy Ridge says he doesn’t know
    Jessi Lynch, real tough wench, video phones
    Filled them Iraqis with some bullet holes

    You gotta stretch a little, retch a little
    Stretch a little more
    Keep them nasty germies from knockin' on my door
    Sometime, anytime, maybe next week
    Jihad’s gonna come right down my street, yeah

    Take a gas mask, strap it up
    Break the ‘tropine, break it up

    Pooooour some Cipro on me
    Ooh, for the anthrax stuff
    Puuuuut some saline on me
    For the caustic crud
    Geeeeet my dose of vaccine
    Oh, for the smallpox bug

    I'm not paranoid,
    But those germs I will avoid

    [guitar solo]

    You got the peaches, I got the cream
    Jugs of spring water to last three weeks
    'Cause I'm headed down my basement stairs
    With clean undies–yeah, I got twenty pairs

    Take a case of Guinness along
    And the lyrics to Easty’s songs

    Leeeeeet’s go to the shelter
    Ooh, in the name of love
    Hiiiiiide down there and swelter
    With the bombs above

    Leeeeet’s go to your shelter
    Oh, it’s not as small as mine
    Hiiiiide out in your shelter
    Oh, this’ll be just fine

    Pooooour some gas at the door
    Oh, we’ll roast Saddam
    Burrrrn his booty for sure
    Oh, if he drops a bomb
    Leeeeet’s hide here for a while
    Yeah! Shelter me!
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    OMG!!!!!! ROTFLMAO!!!!!!
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    Brian, (sniff) that was..... I... that was, (sniffle) that was beautiful man. I....I.... I think I'm gonna cry!!!
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    i want to see a remake of that verizon commercial about the def leppard song. all in favor say aye!
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    I'll see what I can do...just give me the garbled lyrics the guy was singing...
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    "Da Rev, Tanker and I spend wwwaaaayyy too much time chatting when we all should probably working"

    Rick, I don't know about you, but I can chat and work at the same time



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    Default work and chat .......

    Hmmmmmmmmmm Tanker good point, but I bet it's cuz Rick would actually have to "get up" from his desk to go open and close the window in order to complete his task, so he's truthful in saying he's "stuck" at puter LOL





    Sher, can you cover Rick's eyes so he can't read this post hehehehe
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    Funny i listened to Def lep on the way to work this morning

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