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    Unhappy Cheffie is cracking up. I'll put it back

    1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
    2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
    3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
    4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
    5. Are You Andy or Barney?
    6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
    7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
    8. I pay your salary!
    9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
    10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
    11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
    12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
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    13. "Hey Osama, grab the insurance card out of the glovebox, wouldja?"
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    14. Pardon me...are those Bugle Boy jeans you are wearing?


    (LOL...does anyone still wear "Bugle Boy" anything???)
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    ACK!!???? Why delete???
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    Awwww, Chefie, I didn't even get a chance to look at it. I'll trade you my "Mighty Station 5 Meat Sauce" recipe for you to put it back up again.
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    Hey Chefie will ya e-mail them to me? fire171s@firehousemail.com.

    Pleeeeaaaaaasssssee

    Thanks

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    yea me too. can you please email them to me?

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    16. "Oh, Hi George. My name is cdevoe!"

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    16. "Oh, Hi George. My name is cdevoe!"
    17. "Relax and have a Beer George"

    ROTFLMAO
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    18. Excuse me...do you have a bottle opener? Guinness doesn't have a screw off cap!
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    Capt Gonzo, Guinness has a cap? Mine always comes from the tap... much eaiser and no need for bottle openers, and such other hardware or tools.

    19. I'm sorry Officer, I only stopped to grab another "cold one" from the cooler. Was I speeding?
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    Unhappy

    I put it back. Forgive me. I'm cracking up. Help!!!!!!

    ps. Engine5- you owe me a recipe!

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    Take it easy on the Andy Griffith show jokes, I'm related to him.(3rd cuz) I can't spell to good. Ansd no I am not trying to start something.
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    20. "Oops, I did it again....."
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    Originally posted by MalahatTwo7
    Capt Gonzo, Guinness has a cap? Mine always comes from the tap... much eaiser and no need for bottle openers, and such other hardware or tools.

    19. I'm sorry Officer, I only stopped to grab another "cold one" from the cooler. Was I speeding?
    the Nectar of the Gods does come in bottles and in cans. Both of them have the "widget" which charges the brew for the thick, creamy head that tops off the sweet elixir.
    ‎"The education of a firefighter and the continued education of a firefighter is what makes "real" firefighters. Continuous skill development is the core of progressive firefighting. We learn by doing and doing it again and again, both on the training ground and the fireground."
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    "Sorry officer, I am from France and we don't have these speed rules over there."

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    [While whipping wallet open like old "Star Trek" communicator]:

    "Beam me up, Scotty, I'm in real trouble here!"

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    You got it Chefie.... but first my entry.
    #23; Drive around in a good rain storm until you find a patrolling officer. When you know he/she is looking, run a stop sign or red light. When the officer gets out in the rain and asks you "Do you know why I pulled you over?" say "Yes, do you know why I ran the stop sign?"

    And now the Mighty Station 5 Meat Ragu.

    Extra-virgin olive oil, enough to coat skillet bottom
    1/2 teaspoon crushed red pepper flakes
    1 pound ground sirloin (or anything lean)
    1 small onion, chopped
    4 cloves garlic, crushed
    1/2 teaspoon allspice (the secret)
    Sea salt and black pepper
    1 medium Portobello mushroom cap, finely chopped (at least 3/4 cup)
    1/2 cup dry red wine (I like Fetzer Eagle Crest Merlot)
    3/4 cup beef broth or stock (if using bullion, reduce salt added)
    1 lg. can crushed tomatoes
    A handful of chopped parsley
    Parmesano Regiano cheese, grated (the undisputed king of cheeses!)


    Heat heavy skillet over MH heat. Go once around the pan with a slow stream of extra virgin olive oil. Add crushed pepper flakes and infuse oil 10 seconds. Add beef, onions, garlic, and seasonings. Brown meat for 5 minutes; (the leaner the beef the better because you don't drain the grease off) add mushrooms and cook 5 minutes more. Add wine and REDUCE 1 minute. Add broth and tomatoes to sauce and reduce heat to low. Simmer to combine flavors and get the tomatoes to the right texture. Toss pasta (works best with rigatoni or ziti) with half of the sauce and serve with extra sauce for topping. Add grated Parmesano Regiano.

    I also recomend using some of the beef broth/stock in boiling the pasta.

    If I knew it was this easy to get you to do things for me, what can I get for my Rib-eye ala Stilton recipe (my absolute best)?

    Enjoy.
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    Talking YUMMMMM!!!!

    If I knew it was this easy to get you to do things for me, what can I get for my Rib-eye ala Stilton recipe (my absolute best)?
    Hmmmmm. I could get in wayyy tooo much trouble if I answered that!

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    encore!

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