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    I know I am violating a state secret.
    Ok SANDSTROMJM, that one is going to cost you! Next time I'm in your area, I'm stopping by.....we know where you are!
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    I'm sorry !!!!!
    I couldn't handle the pressure!!!!!!!!
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    Default No Jughandles here....

    Originally posted by fflynn17
    I'm only sentenced to NJ 40 hours a week, but I think the Real NJ's headline would say: "Massachusetts Smilin' Now"

    I DO have 2 "State" bashes, though:

    New Jersey: Where the women have hair bigger than _____________

    New Jersey: NO LEFT TURNS ALLOWED, RIGHT IS MIGHT!
    Hey....as the Southerners would attest to: we leave the jughandles and circles to them!!! Born & raised in North Jersey!!!

    Did my 18-22 year sentence, went out on 'work release' (college) and 'violated my sentence' and stayed in PA (found a good job & got married). Still come North every month to bring the 2 year old to my parents!

    I used to know I was almost home by the smell permeating my car along the NJTPK (and GSP sometimes)!!

    SANDSTROMJM-- Oh man, we're in trouble now....the secrets out!!
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    Wow! There aren't too many parts of PA where you can go North and get to NJ, most parts have to go East. You live in one of those special parts.

    And remember, those jughandles were designed to give Police Departments extra income...by ticketing all those out of state people that make left turns.
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    The NJ commuter smilely face...
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    Default Darn compass.....

    Originally posted by Bones42
    Wow! There aren't too many parts of PA where you can go North and get to NJ, most parts have to go East. You live in one of those special parts.

    And remember, those jughandles were designed to give Police Departments extra income...by ticketing all those out of state people that make left turns.
    Bones....you got me on the compass skills....Gotta head Northeast!!!
    Thanks!

    SANDSTROMJM- LMAO....I remember sitting in line for the GWB in the morning and thank the almighty that I don't have to do that anymore!!
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    Yeah, after I woke up with that dang cough, I had to sit in traffic at the GWB. That's New York's way to try to weed out the undesirables. LOL If you don't have the patience, you can't get into NY.
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    Default Patience!!! We don't need Stinking Patience!!!!

    Even if you couldn't handle the sit, unless you know the back roads of Ft. Lee, your better off going through NYC and making CT usefull as a turn-around!! It'll take the same amout of time!!!
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    Sand, I know you don't need patience...lord knows you have enough. After all, you put up with that smell all the time! LOL
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    Default WOW, Don't give away any more secerts

    Still carring out my life sentance (40 Years Served)I must admit
    that all of our state plans have worked out just fine.

    We not only trap you on our highway but, as mentions before
    we tax (tolls) the crap out of you just so you can say
    you have had the pleasure of saying that you came threw
    New Jesey. You really need to spend some time at our great
    shore areas, We get $5 to $10 just so you can look at the ocean.
    Not that you can swim or anything. No need for sun screen here,
    well will have one of those big haired gals block the sun for you
    at now extra charge. Fishing is another great
    seasonal thing that we get suckers to come to our shoreline
    for, Just leave your arm and leg at the toll both.

    The air is wonderful in late spring and summer time, roll down
    those window around Newark and Elizabeth. Theres nothing like
    anywhere else.

    And lets not forget our plans for NYC. We have most of the entrance
    blocked with tolls. (GWB, LINCOLN TUNNEL, HOLLAND TUNNEL, VARRANZONO
    BRIDGE, AND THE CHIMPANZE BRIDGE (TAPPANZEE). Ah yes we bet you coming
    and going.

    By the way do you know what exit you at?
    Have you been to the mall this week?

    So I think we shold put a smilie face on the back of every car that
    come threw a toll both (it should read "smile you've just been ****** in NEW JERSEY).

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    Judging by the amount of "seasonal" traffic increasing every year, I would say we have not made it horrible enough for them, they keep coming, day after day, week after week, etc.
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    We need to increase the tolls for all out of staters and start closing all rest stops for "repair and renovations"

    that will keep the out-of-staters moving on through.
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    Default Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go RIGHT NOW!!

    Originally posted by tanker5117
    We need to increase the tolls for all out of staters and start closing all rest stops for "repair and renovations"

    that will keep the out-of-staters moving on through.
    It might also increase the numbers of cars pulled over to the shoulder of the turnpike letting thier kids out to use our fine 'botanical' facilities!!

    BTW...you might notice that I finally uploaded my 'true colors' into my avatar!!!!
    Once again....the above views are my own and not that of my department. (And probably should not be construed as having any real meaning, whatsoever!)

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