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    You may be arrested for vagrancy if you do not have at least one dollar bill on your person.
    You may be convicted of a Class 4 felony offense, punishable by up to three years in state prison, for the crime of "eavesdropping" on your own conversation. -720 ILCS 5/14-2.
    You must contact the police before entering the city in an automobile.
    The English language is not to be spoken. Chicago


    Law forbids eating in a place that is on fire.
    It is illegal to give a dog whiskey.
    Kites may not be flown within the city limits.
    Spitting is forbidden
    In the Pullman area, it is illegal to drink beer out of a bucket while sitting on the curb.
    It is forbidden to fish while sitting on a giraffe's neck.
    It is legal to protest naked in front of city hall as long as you are under seventeen years of age and have legal permits. Champaign


    One may not pee in his neighbor's mouth. Cicero


    Humming on public streets is prohibited on Sundays. Crete


    Cars may not be driven through the town. Des Plaines


    Wheelbarrows with For-Sale signs may not be chained to trees. Eureka


    A man with a moustache may not kiss a woman. Evanston


    Bowling is forbidden.
    It is illegal to go trick-or-treating on Halloween.
    It is unlawful to change clothes in an automobile with the curtains drawn, except in case of fire. Fairfield


    It is unlawful for "negroes" to be within county boundries from sundown to sunrise. Freeport


    It is illegal to expectorate from any second-story window. Galesburg


    There is a $1,000 dollar fine for beating rats with baseball bats. Homer


    It is against the law to use a slingshot unless your are a law enforcement officer. Joliet


    Town fathers, reflecting the pet peeve of hearing their town's name mispronounced 'Jolly-ETTE' when all local folk know it's pronounced 'Joe-lee-ETTE', made pronouncing it Jolly-ette a misdemeanor, punishable by a $5 fine. Kenilworth


    A rooster must step back three hundred feet from any residence if he wishes to crow. Hens that wish to cackle must step two hundred feet back from any residence. Kirkland


    Bees are not allowed to fly over the village or through any of Kriland's streets. Moline


    Ice skating at the Riverside pond during the months of June and August is prohibited.
    There is a ban on unnecessary repetitive driving on 23rd Avenue. Morton Grove


    You may not own a handgun Normal


    It is against the law to make faces at dogs. Orland Prak


    No pool tables are allowed in a public establishment, because it supports gambling. Ottawa


    Spitting on the sidewalk is a criminal offense. Park Ridge


    Trucks may only park inside closed garages. Peoria


    Basketball hoops may not be instaled on a driveway. Zion


    It is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, or any other domesticated animals.
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    You may be arrested for vagrancy if you do not have at least one dollar bill on your person.
    Man, I'd always be in Jail then!!

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    [QUOTE]Originally posted by MikeF25

    It is illegal to give a dog whiskey.

    Back when I was 15 or so, I was tending bar for my oldest brother and his friend who were both celebrating birthdays. (Our folks owned a tavern.) We had a little dog, part terrier and part chihuahua (sp). She really liked gin and squirt. That poor thing got so drunk she couldn't walk. We all thought it was funny until Mom came in the bar and saw the dog. Mom wasn't happy.
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    I'm really going to have be careful which town I visit through out the state. I can't smoke with my dog anymore.

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    Guess I'd better be more careful with that peeing in my neighbors' mouth, huh!? Although I don't think they've passed that law in Sandoval yet !
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    Nice to see the mentality of our politicians hasnít changed much over the years.
    Sure hope none of my ancestors voted for any of them.

    Maybe making dumb laws should be illegal.
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    Ahhh, but they're fun to look at----oops, that might be against the law along the Big Rock crick
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    Law forbids eating in a place that is on fire.
    Seems like a stupid law until you think about...I can remember twice going to food places with smoke showing with people still inside eating(some brought there plates out and ate while we worked then got ****ed we wouldnt let them order another beer)...at another the owner was trying to make people pay before they left a building with a grease fire!

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