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    Default So I was walking to the firehouse

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    this black limo pulled alongside and someone rolled down the window and said, Psst...hey, little boy...you wanna buy some
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    Mustard? Grey Poupon, to be exact.

    No, I replied, I'm on my way to the firehouse to.....
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    Have a drink and...

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    Drive annebriated to the scene so that I can...
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    put out a

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    ....a fire with natural gas and watch as my ***** is.......

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    .....to New Zeland where Ian will put me out and give me......

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    solid wash down. And while Dfdex is getting his wet down, the Tutu wearing Stayback, who after winning his half of the "PowerBall Lottery" arrived in his ...........
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    red and white limo that was the size of the titanic along with...
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    .....the entire contingent of the BEEEAUTIFUL WOT. The WOT are wearing their very best parkas and mukluks, cuz everybody knows that the world is upside down in New Zealand, and it's winter there right now. "But," cried the WOT, "it doesn't get nearly as cold here in Kiwiland as it does in the Great White north, so that is why we wore our finest Canadian bikinis"!!

    And with that, they whipped off their parkas (but kept the mukluks on, because they didn't pack their flip flops), and showed everyone that the WOT really know how to.....
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    dress according to local weather conditions. This includes the implimentation of "fruity drinks", ya know the ones... with the li'l umbrella in them and....
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    ...will never be seen in my hand because I need a manly drink like Bud Light or Jack Daniels because they taste...
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    like strawberries...less filling...but
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    very mood altering
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    yet it seems to enhance your skills to perceive what is around you...because as I strolled down the river bed I noticed someone lurking in the bushes.....
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    I walked over to get a closer look...and to my surprise, it was a member of the FH Forums webteam. "You guys are everywhere" I remarked. The figure in the shadows looked around to see if anyone else had noticed their presence, and then motioned for me to come closer. I took a few steps and stopped. "Don't mention this to anyone" he cautioned. "We're working undercover in an attempt to learn......."
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    why vollies and paid guys have such a hard time getting along even though they obviously respect each otheres ability to drink with bikini clad Kiwis while....

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    ...playing cards and cleaning their shotguns and getting ready to...
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    ...go out to find Osama Bin Laden, wherever his punk ***** hides in the world, and when we do find him we're going to...

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    Eradicate his *ss! But I needed to get to the fire station quicker, so I hopped in my brand-new 2003 E-One Cyclone, when all of a sudden, the wheels all fell off at the same time, the drive shaft dropped, the electrical system bottomed out and the alternator burned up, all of the shelves in the compartments fell at the same time, and the body mounts cracked off the frame. I decided to forget the 2003 E-One and instead hopped in the 1977 Seagrave, which still runs. I started down main street, when I saw the recycle truck. I stopped them, and said to the guys .....................

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    ..."you know, there's a 2003 E-One Cyclone back there somewhere, it's got a whole lot of plastic and glass and stuff, not too much real metal or anything, it's pretty much a piece of crap to begin with, take what you want." So they went back to pick up the truck, when all the sudden...

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    ...the recycling truck rolled over and caught fire. The guys who were drunk responded with lights and sirens and ran through a red light while driving wide open and...
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    ...the police pulled them over. "But don't you know we're going to a fire, officer?!" "of course, but you're drunk, and so am I, so lets...

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