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    April 13, 2004 --Foreplay that went tragically wrong has landed an upstate woman in the slammer for three years.Prosecutors say Darleen Humby, 27, of Newark - yup, New York has one, too - set a 32-year-old male pal on fire during consensual foreplay and badly burned his face, arms, neck and torso.



    "She didn't try to injure him," said Wayne County DA Richard Healy, who added that fluid may have been involved in the incident. "It was reckless assault. They were friends and it ignited."

    Yeah Right. Both need to spend time in the hospital for evaluation.

    Sounds like a burnt weiner here.


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    Forget the litterbox, one Taiwanese cat prefers the toilet
    TAIPEI, Taiwan (AP) - When one Taiwanese cat feels the call of
    nature, he heads for his owner's toilet - not the stinky,
    unsophisticated litter box.
    The white and tan kitty named "Tiger" showed off his skills on
    Taiwanese television on Wednesday, skillfully hopping onto the
    front end of the toilet seat and carefully balancing himself as he
    did his business.
    Tiger's owner, Dong Hsiu-yuan, told reporters in her central
    Taiwan home that the former stray cat taught himself to use a human
    toilet - by imitation.
    "He would watch me from the bathroom doorway. If I closed the
    door, then he would meow loudly," she told SCT cable news.
    "Last week, I saw him jump on the toilet. I didn't know what he
    was doing and then I noticed he was urinating," she told CTI cable
    news.
    Tiger still hasn't mastered the art of flushing.

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    Going Wild for the 'Pig Brother' Web Site
    BERLIN (Reuters) - A German Web site dubbed "Pig Brother"
    has attracted more than a million visitors in under two weeks
    with its 24-hour live Webcam coverage of a family of wild boar,
    the site's creators said Tuesday.
    The site, launched in March by the German Hunting
    Protection League, offers day and night coverage of three
    males, three females and more than 50 offspring in an enclosure
    in their natural habitat of the Eifel mountains in western
    Germany.
    "The boar live freely in a natural environment but it so
    happens that there is nearly always a boar in front of the
    camera," a spokeswoman for the league said.
    The site was set up shortly after the start of the latest
    German series of the reality television show "Big Brother,"
    which locks volunteers in a house and films their every move.
    The boar site -- www.wildtiere-live.de -- attracted more
    than 1.5 million visitors and 400 guest book entries in its
    first two weeks. "We have microphones in the enclosure. The
    mating calls are very impressive," said the spokeswoman.
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    A Mobile Phone That Goes Off with a Bang
    HONG KONG (Reuters) - When Chan Tin-hon's mobile phone went
    off, it went off with a bang.
    "I was lining up in a bank," the 22-year-old from Hong Kong
    told local Cable TV. "When I hung up the phone, it exploded. It
    was very loud."
    The station showed Chan's phone, a Nokia 3310, in tatters
    and a spokeswoman for the manufacturer said they would
    investigate.
    "We've been in contact with the police. It's confirmed that
    it was a Nokia phone," the spokeswoman said.
    "We're trying to get hold of the product for technical
    testing. But as we haven't got hold of the product yet, we
    can't provide further information at the moment," she added.
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    Hawaiian flights jammed with flying doughnuts
    SEATTLE (Reuters) - Apparently doughnuts can clog
    more than just your arteries.
    Hawaii residents love Krispy Kreme Doughnuts so
    much that they often stock up at a new store in Maui before
    boarding inter-island flights back home, overloading airline
    luggage bins along the way.
    "The locals bring so many boxes of doughnuts on board that
    we can't always fit them on our flights. Some people will put
    five or six boxes in an overhead bin," says Mark Dunkerley,
    president of Hawaiian Airlines.
    Hawaii's first Krispy Kreme store opened on Jan. 27 in
    Maui, less than a mile from Kahului Airport.
    Doughnut shops are sprinkled liberally across the Hawaiian
    islands. But the novelty of a major chain, combined with the
    widespread custom of "omiage," a Japanese word that refers to
    the custom of bringing gifts home to family and friends, have
    given rise to the commuter doughnut.
    On the day the Maui store opened, a Kauai police officer
    bought doughnuts for his entire department, then hopped on a
    plane for the short flight home, Krispy Kreme spokeswoman Tina
    McNealey said.
    (Additional reporting by Michael Flaherty in New York)
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    April 14, 2004 -- Sun worshippers at a famed Canadian nude beach are in a naked fury over plans by the University of British Columbia to build dorms on a cliff overlooking the site. They say students who live there will use binoculars and train Web cameras on Wreck Beach, wrecking their privacy."It's mean for the university to do," said Stephanie Gibson, 12, who has been raised in the buff on the beach. "I know they need more residences for the students, but they have to think of us."
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    April 15, 2004 -- Speaking of schools and nudity, an 18-year-old Indiana University coed has been running a sexy Web site from her dorm room. "Teen Kiera," as she calls herself, posts naked photos of herself, snapped on the Bloomington campus, and charges subscribers $24.95 a month. School honchos are livid, but can't do anything because "it comes down to acts by a private, adult citizen," said dean of students Richard McKaig.
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    BILLINGS, Mont. (AP) - In most places, the days of a firefighter
    getting a cat out of a tree are long gone.
    It's true here, too, though an exception was made when the
    number of stranded felines added up to five.
    Battalion Chief Tom Bergstrom agreed to respond to the plea of a
    woman whose pet had a litter of kittens in the crook of a branch
    some 40 feet off the ground.
    The woman called a veterinarian for advice, and he told her the
    tiny newborns might not survive the nighttime cold. Even if they
    did withstand the elements, the pet doctor said, the babies - with
    their eyes still closed - would probably fall out of the tree once
    they became mobile.
    The woman had tried everything else and it was getting dark.
    Bergstrom decided firefighters would come to the rescue with an
    aerial ladder.
    The mother cat, Bergstrom said, wasn't too happy that anyone had
    touched her babies but was calmer when the whole family was safely
    on the ground.
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    Post Snake Bitten

    BROKEN ARROW, Okla. (AP) - A man shopping for trees at a Lowe's
    home improvement store was bitten by an 18-inch eastern diamondback
    rattler, a snake native to the Southeast.
    "The gentleman thought he had hit his hand on a thorn but they
    discovered it was a snakebite," said Chris Ahearn, a spokeswoman
    for the Mooresville, N.C.-based chain.
    A relative shopping with the man Sunday killed the snake, and
    they brought it with them when the customer was taken to a
    hospital, she said.
    Ahearn would not identify the customer. A hospital official
    would not provide information without the man's name.
    Ahearn surmises the reptile probably made its way to Broken
    Arrow with the trees, which were shipped in from Tennessee. The
    species can grow as long as 7 feet and often gives warning bites
    that deliver no venom.
    After the man was bitten, Ahern said, store employees
    immediately scoured the trees for other creatures but found none.
    "We feel like this is an isolated incident, but we are taking
    it very seriously," she said. "We continue to watch our garden
    centers for uninvited guests."
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    Talking It's the lil old lady from Pasadena

    The bank, the bag, a bomb threat and an old lady
    BERLIN (Reuters) - German police are searching for a little
    old lady whose only success in an attempted bank robbery was a
    clean getaway.
    Berlin police said a woman, who appeared to be in her 70s,
    shuffled nervously into a Berlin bank Wednesday morning and
    told tellers that crooks had foisted a bomb on her and
    threatened to blow her up if she didn't rob the bank.
    "She was a bit confused and told a cashier three men had
    handed her a bag containing a bomb and forced her to get the
    money or it would explode," said a police spokesman.
    Banking staff refused to meet her demands and took the bag
    from her, before evacuating the bank.
    By the time police arrived the white-haired woman had fled
    without a trace and the bomb turned out to be a fake.
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    Chubby, Barefoot Man Outruns Police
    SYDNEY (Reuters) - A chubby, barefoot Australian man outran
    police Wednesday when he bolted through security gates left
    open at the back of a court he was being led into, officials
    said.
    Security footage showed the overweight man dashing down a
    back lane in central Sydney pursued by at least four police and
    prison guards, two of whom tripped while giving chase.
    "There was about seven or eight fellows but they couldn't
    stop him. He was a big fellow, pretty strong, but he could
    run," witness Chris Swift told reporters.
    Red-faced police and prison officials were left to blame
    each other for the security slip-up. "My information is...that
    he was definitely in police custody," Australian Corrective
    Services official Ron Woodham said.
    Asked how an overweight, barefoot man had outrun police,
    inspector Peter Thorne said: "I don't know, I wasn't here."
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    Briton drags TV by ear to protest Italy media power
    MILAN, April 14 (Reuters) - British performance artist Mark
    McGowan dragged a television roped to his ear through Milan on
    Wednesday to protest against what he called excessive political
    control over the media in Italy and other countries.
    His head bandaged to hold the rope, he said he was heading
    for the headquarters of Fininvest, the holding company of Prime
    Minister Silvio Berlusconi.
    "I'm going to bring it down to Silvio," said McGowan, who
    scooted along on his backside through a central square,
    attracting puzzled looks from passers-by. He said he had covered
    one km (a half mile) and had another three to go.
    Berlusconi, Italy's wealthiest man, owns Mediaset, the
    largest commercial broadcaster, through Fininvest. As prime
    minister, he also influences programming at state broadcaster
    RAI.
    McGowan's other exploits have included pushing a nut with
    his nose through London to the prime minister's residence at 10
    Downing Street to protest against high education costs.

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    'Blonde Angel' robs frisky German hospital patient
    BERLIN, April 14 (Reuters) - A German laid up in hospital
    with multiple fractures telephoned out for a prostitute to help
    him end weeks of sexual frustration.
    But it ended up costing more than he bargained for, police
    said on Wednesday; unable to walk, he gave the woman his bank
    card to collect her fee and she helped herself to his cash.
    "I'm told it's a common problem in hospitals. People get
    frisky," said Wolfgang Jungnitsch, a police inspector from
    Nordhessen district in central Germany.
    The 47-year-old car crash victim had asked the woman,
    described in her newspaper ad as "Blonde Angel, aged 18," to
    take 150 euros ($185) from his bank account.
    Only later did he discover she had taken 2,000 euros -- all
    the more expensive since he had taken cold feet for fear of
    getting caught and had sent the woman away without having sex.

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    April 16, 2004 -- A Police Officer left his opponents in a cloud of powdered sugar by downing 9 1/2 doughnuts in three minutes. Terry O'Brien, of the Geneva Police Department, proudly declared that he was destined to win the annual "Cop Doughnut Eating" charity event - because law enforcement and all the traditions that go with it run in his family.
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    I couldn't resist, here is the rest of the story from 1010wins.com:

    Apr 16, 1:20 PM EDT

    Wisconsin Cop Takes Doughnut-Eating Prize

    ROLLING MEADOWS, Ill. (AP) -- A patrolman from Wisconsin left his opponents in a cloud of powdered sugar dust by downing 9 1/2 doughnuts in three minutes to win a doughnut-eating contest for police officers in suburban Chicago.

    Terry O'Brien of the Town of Geneva Police Department in Lake Geneva, Wis., said he was destined to win Wednesday's contest because law enforcement runs in his family.

    "Actually, it was my father, who's deceased," O'Brien said. "He was a Chicago cop, a lifer. Today is his birthday."

    For the second year in a row, the International Law Enforcement Educators and Trainers Association held the contest at its annual conference. The Dunkin' Donuts World Cop Donut Eating Championship attracted 40 contestants from the U.S. and Canada.

    Master of Ceremonies Ed Nowicki said he was amazed by what it took to win this year.

    "I thought they'd do seven (doughnuts), maybe they'd do eight," Nowicki said. "I couldn't believe 10!"

    Money raised through the entry fee and T-shirt sales was donated to the Law Enforcement Memorial Fund and the International Law Enforcement Educators and Trainers Association scholarship fund.

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    Where will you be at 104 years old?

    Apr 14, 4:44 PM EDT

    World's Oldest Worker Quits at 104

    GRANTHAM, Pa. (AP) -- A man billed as the world's oldest worker is calling it quits.

    Ray Crist, a retired scientist who started teaching at Messiah College near Harrisburg in 1970, put down his pointer Tuesday at age 104.

    Crist, though, has no plans to rest on his laurels.

    Instead, he'll keep up with his research and academic papers, the latest of which sets out to explain how plants absorb toxic metals and thereby clean the soil.

    "When you have a mission, you go after it," said Crist, who worked on the Manhattan Project. "And I am still going after it."

    Two years ago, at age 102, Crist was named America's oldest worker by a nonprofit training group called Experience Works.

    He started at Messiah at age 70, after a career in science and a decade teaching at Dickinson University. In his 34 years at Messiah, he took only a token salary of $1 a year.

    "...(L)ast year when I had classes in his building, I would walk by and see him in his office," said sophomore Kinsey Rice. "He would be in there, hunched over at the desk, working. It was kind of like motivation."

    Crist was born in central Pennsylvania, just a few miles from the land where Messiah would be built. His grandfather was a Union soldier in the Civil War, and his father a farmer and auctioneer.

    Crist got used to hard work early, feeding hogs every morning as a boy.

    In 1926, he earned a doctorate in chemistry from Columbia University. In 1945, he was a director with the Manhattan Project, the secret U.S. effort to develop an atomic bomb. He later worked at Union Carbide Corp.

    Crist, who lives in Carlisle, lost his wife in 1961. His son, Henry Crist, is a pathologist at Carlisle Regional Medical Center.

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    April 17, 2004 -- After a night out at a local bar, Todd Birch of Indianapolis gave his car keys to his girlfriend because he knew he was too intoxicated to drive. Minutes later, he was run down and killed by his own car.Girlfriend and designated driver Liza Besser had pulled out into the road to pick him up and "he wandered off the sidewalk into her path. Next thing she knows, she feels this lump or bump," said a cop.Tests later revealed Besser's blood-alcohol level was almost three times the level at which a person is considered drunk.
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    April 18, 2004 --Here's a happy fish story.
    Eleven rescuers battled for three hours to save a goldfish in Britain.The rescuers jumped into action after a neighbor spotted William the goldfish being tossed down the sewer.William is doing swimmingly after being given a new home
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    April 19, 2004 -- Never mind working on the pecs, guys - it's your shoes that impress women!Footwear outranks body and personality, according to a survey by the Mates condom company. Four out of five women said shoes were what they looked for, and two out of three said style and cleanliness are important indicators of what a man is like both in and out of bed.
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    April 20, 2004 -- One felony, extra crispy, please. That's the takeout order after a man posing as a cop called the manager of a KFC in Pittsburgh to say a robber was on his way and to cooperate so nobody would got hurt. Police would be outside to nail him afterward, the "cop" added. Moments later, a robber showed up and grabbed $200 - but no officers ever arrived to bust him.KFC hopes to fry the thief by releasing photos taken by a security camera...
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    Originally posted by E40FDNYL35
    April 19, 2004 -- Never mind working on the pecs, guys - it's your shoes that impress women!Footwear outranks body and personality, according to a survey by the Mates condom company. Four out of five women said shoes were what they looked for, and two out of three said style and cleanliness are important indicators of what a man is like both in and out of bed.
    Yeah, everytime I see a guy wearing NIKE's I think to myself "Man, he must JUST DO IT"


    Or maybe it's all in the size of the shoe.
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    Originally posted by E40FDNYL35
    April 20, 2004 -- One felony, extra crispy, please. That's the takeout order after a man posing as a cop called the manager of a KFC in Pittsburgh to say a robber was on his way and to cooperate so nobody would got hurt. Police would be outside to nail him afterward, the "cop" added. Moments later, a robber showed up and grabbed $200 - but no officers ever arrived to bust him.KFC hopes to fry the thief by releasing photos taken by a security camera...
    If I was this employee's boss I'd utter the following DUMBASS, followed by a lovely quote a la the Donald YOU'RE FIRED
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    Default And yet another from the Stupid Files

    Have you heard about the Japanese family on vacation in Anchorage AK that set the cruise control on their rented RV, went to the kitchenette and had lunch... Well... tried to before it slammed into a rock outcropping!!! He must have thought Alaskan cruise control meant autopilot
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    Farmer Jailed for Killing Neighbor's Chickens
    BRUSSELS (Reuters) - A Belgian court sentenced a farmer to
    a year in prison for stealing and killing 12 chickens, several
    chicks and a cat belonging to his elderly neighbor, local news
    agency Belga says.
    The 30-year-old farmer, who runs a chicken farm in the
    western Belgian town of Detergem, asked a hunter to kill the
    creatures because he was fed up with his neighbor's free-range
    chickens running around on his property.
    The Kortrijk court on Monday also convicted three
    associates to jail sentences of up to six months.
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    Prayer Leader Defends Beating of Adulterous Wives
    PARIS (Reuters) - An Algerian-born Muslim prayer leader in
    France faces legal action after he defended the stoning and
    beating of adulterous wives in a magazine interview, French
    Justice Minister Dominique Perben said Tuesday.
    Abdelkader Bouziane, 52, imam of a mosque in the Lyon
    suburb of Venissieux in eastern France, told the monthly Lyon
    Mag that the Koran allowed husbands to beat unfaithful spouses
    as long as they did not strike them on the face.
    Expressing disgust at "this archaic approach toward women,"
    Venissieux mayor Andre Gerin urged France's justice and
    interior ministers Sunday to launch a probe into Bouziane's
    preaching, which he said "pollutes our neighborhoods and our
    kids' heads."
    "This man will have to explain his statements to a court,"
    Perben told France 2 television. France's five million Muslims,
    the largest Islamic minority in Europe, are mostly of North
    African origin.
    "Domestic violence is an abomination," he said. "As soon as
    this article was published, I asked the criminal affairs office
    of the Justice Ministry to see how we can take legal action."
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