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    Unfortunately, 40FDNYL35 is correct. After years of seeing only field mice and schrews, we now have a nest of long tailed, pointy nosed, beady eyed vermin.

    What the article did not mention was they are refugees from some lab experiment. Not the brown and gray rats seen across the US but some white with brown trim versions.

    Used to be we'd have to make sure there were no moose or the ocational bear between the house and the car. Oh well....
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    October 3, 2003 --A German TV network's early-morning film of a burning log tricked a viewer into calling out the fire department. Cops say the woman woke up thinking her set was on fire and called emergency service, who extinguished the "blaze" by using the TV remote control. Sabine Kreft of the Super RTL Network said: "I heard the old lady poured water on her TV. But most people should really be able to tell the difference."

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    October 3, 2003 --It sounds reasonable that Vidilia Spragin would want to be buried next to her late husband when she dies - until you learn that she doused him with gasoline and burned him alive 21 years ago. And Spragin's daughter Sandra is dead set against the idea of her dad lying next to her stepmom, who spent 19 years in jail."She killed my father. How does she have the nerve?" Sandra told the Los Angeles Times.
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    How did we ever make it this far in life?

    My TV's on fire hellpppppppppp!!!!!!!

    We had some twit in Calgary call the fire department on New Year's Eve I believe, a few years ago, saying Banker's Hall was on fire .... turned out they saw the reflection of the Calgary Tower flame which is lit on special occasions
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    October 4, 2003 -- Attention, leather lovers - Australia needs dominatrixes! The country's legal sex industry says it's in desperate need of more spankers to handle the upcoming Rugby World Cup. It seems S&M is not as popular Down Under as in England, which is sending a large contingent to the games.

    Heres a good job Sheri!!!
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    Originally posted by E40FDNYL35
    October 4, 2003 -- Attention, leather lovers - Australia needs dominatrixes! The country's legal sex industry says it's in desperate need of more spankers to handle the upcoming Rugby World Cup. It seems S&M is not as popular Down Under as in England, which is sending a large contingent to the games.

    Heres a good job Sheri!!!
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    And will you be my first customer, Ray? HAHAHA nice tassles!!!! Now where's my whip???
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    I might like it....
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    Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh my! KINKY!!!!!!
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    October 5, 2003 -- Attention, guys!
    If you want to improve your love life, you might want to pick up a broom and start sweeping. That's because women are more likely to get in the mood when men help out with chores, according to a University of Washington study
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    HAHAHA
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    Ray....Ray..... The last one is true for sure... I got me a "special" pair of shorts I wear when I do chores or yard work!!!

    My my my my...Ray where do you get this stuff?

    Sheri
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    Ray....
    I might like it....
    I think that post is gonna get you in trouble my brother!!!
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    OMG laughing hysterically now ...
    I got me a "special" pair of shorts I wear when I do chores or yard work!!!
    So Stan you think if you prance around the yard showing off your ummmmm attributes that your woman will get all hot and bothered and not make you finish the chores?? Is that it?? *snicker*
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    Of course not.....I always finish my chores....and who said the shorts showed off anything??? I just siad they were "special!" There you go.....ASSUMING!
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    Originally posted by captstanm1
    ..... My my my my...Ray where do you get this stuff?
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    Ray.... I think that post is gonna get you in trouble my brother!!!
    I think this is vital information and should be shared...


    With who Sheri the new IACOJ Mistress of Dominatrixes???
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    September 11th - Never Forget

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    October 6, 2003 -- Oh, the pain! A beauty therapist performed 140 bikini waxes - in just four hours. Sarah Percival, 20, of Middlesbrough, England, set a new world record, beating out the former champ, who did 130 waxes in the same time period in Perth, Australia, last July.
    "It's a great achievement for me, especially at this stage in my career - I look forward to seeing my name in lights," Percival raved.

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    OUCH

    LMFAO @ your

    I like these way better than those GROSS ones you post. Never know what to expect when I wake up in the morning, am I gonna barf or laugh?
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    Backfire ignites dog, dog sets grass fire


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    CULDESAC, Idaho (AP) -- This dog was having a bad fur day. The dog, whose coat caught fire when the owner's vehicle backfired, ignited a grass fire just off U.S. Highway 95.


    Firefighters doused the grass fire and reported the dog was unhurt, only smelling of burnt hair.

    "I have been in firefighting for many years, but I have never seen anything like this happen," Culdesac Fire Chief Gary Gilliam said.

    It happened Saturday when a motorist who ran out of fuel put gas in the tank and then primed the carburetor. On restarting, the van backfired, throwing sparks into the cab and igniting the dog's fur.

    A passenger let the dog out, and it rolled in dry grass, putting out the flames on its coat but setting the grass afire.

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    What? Glad The Dog Is Ok, And That Nobody Else Was Hurt...
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    Damn

    Is that what they call "The hair of the dog."

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    Look at three of your friends, if they are ok, your it.

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    October 7, 2003 --A 107-pound woman outgulped seven brawny men to clinch the World Champion Barbecue Eating Contest. Sonya "The Black Widow" Thomas devoured 23 barbecue sandwiches in 12 minutes in Corinth, Miss., to claim the title, a $2,000 prize and the championship belt. Thomas previously had downed 43 tacos in 11 minutes at the World Champion Chicken Taco Eating Contest, and holds the female world records for eating 24 hot dogs in 12 minutes and 68 hard-boiled eggs in eight.





    NOW THIS IS REAL...A man's car backfired, accidentally setting fire to his dog, which rolled on the grass to extinguish its coat - and started a forest fire. "I have been in firefighting for many years, but I have never seen anything like this happen," said Fire Chief Gary Gilliam of Culdesac, Idaho
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