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    June 29, 2005 -- Birds prefer to do their business on white cars, a new study claims. Researchers at Bristol University in England counted the number of droppings on 2,000 vehicles, and found that birds were less likely to dirty navy-blue and black cars. Expert Derek Toomer said birds may "bomb" white vehicles because they associate the color with predators.
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    Default Peeping Tom Pulled From Outhouse Tank

    Wed Jun 29, 6:27 PM ET (AP)



    A 45-year-old man was arrested after a teenage girl found him staring at her from below an outhouse seat, police said. Police said they pulled Gary Moody, from Gardiner, Maine, from the waste tank under a log cabin outhouse on Monday.

    "We had to decontaminate him," said Capt. Jon Hebert of the Carroll County Sheriff's Department, adding that firefighters hosed the man down before police handcuffed him. "We treated him as if he were hazardous material," Hebert said.

    Moody was charged with criminal trespass. Hebert said he could face more charges.

    Moody was freed on bail for a July 19 appearance in Northern Carroll County District Court in North Conway.

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    A 45-year-old man was arrested after a teenage girl found him staring at her from below an outhouse seat, police said. Police said they pulled Gary Moody, from Gardiner, Maine, from the waste tank under a log cabin outhouse on Monday.
    Man that guy stinks....


    June 30, 2005 -- Women who play beach volleyball in their bikinis risk droopy boobs, while guys who play could get saggy testicles, a top German surgeon warns. "Vigorous movements and vibrations stretch the tissue around the breasts. The female breasts, even small ones, were not made for swinging up and down 300 times within a short period of time," said Dr George Khoury of Hamburg. "A similar thing can happen to male genitalia. Men should also wear tight pants to stop their testicles sagging too far."
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    It has been about 5 minutes or less since I dragged my *** outta bed -what a lovely way to wake up LOL


    ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww that's just creepy


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    Default Re: Re: Peeping Tom Pulled From Outhouse Tank

    Originally posted by E40FDNYL35
    Men should also wear tight pants to stop their testicles sagging too far."
    Great

    Now I'm picturing some nasty, middle aged guy dressed in spandex shorts with testicles hanging halfway down his thighs jumping up and down on sand while spiking the ball.

    Yes, I needed that visual this morning ...................... NOT!!!!!
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    Just plain nasty...GAG!!
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    July 1, 2005 -- Mark McGowan, 37, is leaving his tap on at full blast for a year at a cost of $28,000, but insists, "This will save water by highlighting the waste in homes when people brush their teeth, wash vegetables or shave with the tap running." Officials say he's all wet and may order him to turn the water off.
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    July 2, 2005 -- The British government yesterday launched an anti-smoking ad campaign aimed at puffers' sex lives. The message: "Smoking is bad for you because it makes women ugly and men impotent." One ad uses a burning cigarette end between two "fingerlegs" with the tagline "Does smoking make you hard? Not if it means you can't get it up."
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    if you buy a cigarette packet here, you get nice labels like 'smoking kills', 'smoking whilst pregnant can be harmful', etc... kinda puts them on a guilty trip. A few years ago, people used to market stickers that you put over the warnings with funny messages, but they got outlawed
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    For all the life of me, i cant see a firefighter going to hell. At least not for very long. We would end up putting out all the fires and annoying the devil too much.

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    July 3, 2005 -- Fourth of July party poopers have told a patriotic neighbor to take down some of the 50 American flags he has flying outside his Tennessee home.
    Richard Zelek was sent a threatening letter last week from his Stratford Hall homeowners association, stating the flags on his front lawn, along with two red, white and blue banners and two ceramic Dalmatians with Uncle Sam hats on their heads are eyesores.

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    July 4, 2005 -- A group of big-chested San Francisco women took off their tops to protest the war in Iraq.
    Sherry Glaser, a size-40DDD member of the Breasts Not Bombs contingent, told onlookers the war, not her nakedness, was indecent, because "boobies never hurt anyone."



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    July 5, 2005 -- Quick, somebody send some hot porn tapes over to Hong Kong! Health officials there say the number of inquiries from people who say they have no idea how to have sex skyrocketed 50 percent last year. "Some married couples are not familiar with their body parts. They don't know where their sex organs are," said family planner Grace Wong.

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    Originally posted by E40FDNYL35
    July 5, 2005 -- Quick, somebody send some hot porn tapes over to Hong Kong! Health officials there say the number of inquiries from people who say they have no idea how to have sex skyrocketed 50 percent last year. "Some married couples are not familiar with their body parts. They don't know where their sex organs are," said family planner Grace Wong.

    GOOD!!! There's already a million of them, they don't need any more!

    As far as the previous thread, I think a 40DDD would hurt...my eyes. There is such a thing as too big....and, if I ****ed her off, I'm sure a good swing to the side of my head might just knock me out cold....

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    July 6, 2005 -- A Russian astrologer is suing NASA, claiming the Deep Impact probe that smashed into a comet meant she had to rewrite all her horoscopes. "It is obvious that elements of the comet's orbit and, correspondingly, the ephemeris, will change after the explosion. This will interfere with my astrology work and distort my horoscopes," said Marina Bai, who wants $300,000 in damages.
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    Originally posted by E40FDNYL35
    July 6, 2005 -- A Russian astrologer is suing NASA, claiming the Deep Impact probe that smashed into a comet meant she had to rewrite all her horoscopes. "It is obvious that elements of the comet's orbit and, correspondingly, the ephemeris, will change after the explosion. This will interfere with my astrology work and distort my horoscopes," said Marina Bai, who wants $300,000 in damages.
    Heard this on the news this morning and had to laugh .... shouldn't her horrorscope have predicted the whole thing?
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    Nope.

    Her prediction was probably that it would miss.

    But she forgot NASA's ability to HIT bloody big planets with probes that were supposed to LAND on them.
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    July 7, 2005 -- Ruth Stewart celebrated her 100th birthday in the fast lane strapping on a helmet and riding on the back of a Harley. "If I were 20 years younger, I would buy one," said the retired music teacher from Stroughton, Wis., who was taken for a 33-mph, three-mile trip by Richard Ireland, 62. "It could have been a lot faster. Next time, when he comes back, I'll go 50. That will be fun."
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    I think you mean Stoughton there...
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    July 8, 2005 -- A lovestruck goofball proved how hot he was for his girlfriend by lighting himself on fire and proposing. First, Todd Grannis, 38, of Grants Pass, Ore., set his gas-soaked cape ablaze and jumped into a swimming pool. Emerging unscathed, he got down on one knee, produced a ring and said to Malissa Kusiek, "Honey, you make me hot. I'm on fire for you." "At first, I was mad, because I thought, 'He's not a stuntman,' " Kusiek said. "Then, of course, the tears started flowing. Of course I said yes. I was so thrilled."
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    July 9, 2005 -- Lazy shepherding was the cause of a massive 1,500-sheep pileup in eastern Turkey this week the huge herd of chops-to-be went tumbling into a ravine, killing hundreds of the wooly wanderers. Some 400 sheep started the spill when they walked over a nearly 50-foot cliff. They all died, but they then broke the fall for another 1,100 who followed them down and landed safely. Local media said that instead of watching their sheep, shepherds from the area stopped for breakfast.
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    July 10, 2005 -- Athletes are being insured for up to $1.5 million against being bitten by the Loch Ness Monster when they take the plunge. More than 100 competitors are taking part in a triathlon July 23. Insurance company NIG is providing the cover for the athletes from Britain, France, South Africa, Italy and Germany, who will swim two laps of Loch Ness's Urquhart Bay.
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    July 11, 2005 --Workers demolishing a Stalin-era Moscow hotel made an explosive discovery.

    Built into the foundation of the Hotel Moskva was a ton of dynamite that would have been used to blow the building sky-high if Nazi troops had taken the Soviet capital during World War II.
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    July 8, 2005 -- A lovestruck goofball proved how hot he was for his girlfriend by lighting himself on fire and proposing. First, Todd Grannis, 38, of Grants Pass, Ore., set his gas-soaked cape ablaze and jumped into a swimming pool. Emerging unscathed, he got down on one knee, produced a ring and said to Malissa Kusiek, "Honey, you make me hot. I'm on fire for you." "At first, I was mad, because I thought, 'He's not a stuntman,' " Kusiek said. "Then, of course, the tears started flowing. Of course I said yes. I was so thrilled."
    I can't wait to see what he does for their 10 year anniversary......If he survives that long.






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    July 12, 2005 -- Call this guy Houdini. A vandalism suspect, handcuffed behind his back, stunned cops in Highland Park, Mich., when he managed to drive their patrol car away and escape. He's still at large. "It's happened before. This gentleman has a rather small frame, about 5 feet, 7 inches, and if the cuffs are not on tight, they can slip off," said Deputy Chief Robert Dickerson.
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