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    Happy Halloween! October 31, 2006 -- AMERICUS, Ga. So many bats have infested the town's historic district that the sky turns black with each sunset and the neighborhood is calling on Batman to come to the rescue. That's what the local bat remover goes by. George Perkins often makes public appearances in the caped crusader's costume and drives his own Batmobile - a retro-styled Chrysler Prowler with bat emblems. Callers to his office in Eufaula, Ala., known as Bat Cave 1, or Union Springs, Ala., known as Bat Cave 2, hear the "Batman" TV show theme while on hold.
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    Sore Neck, Aching Back? Could Be 'Office-Itis'
    Many Employees Sick Of Stress At Work

    POSTED: 12:06 pm EST October 31, 2006

    Do you suffer from "office-itis"?

    If you are always nodding off at your desk you just might, according to a new survey.

    If you keep a bottle of aspirin by your stapler and regularly see a masseuse for neck and back pain, you are not alone. The survey reported that "office-itis" is actually a common problem -- workplace overexertion.

    Nearly two-thirds of surveyed U.S. office workers (66 percent) said they experience some physical problems as a result of job-related stress or exertion.

    "I've seen a number of patients with various aches and pains due to stress, improper posture and use of tools in the workforce," a press release quoted Dr. Jeffrey Mendelson, chief of orthopedics, St. John Macomb Hospital, in Warren, Mich., as saying.

    He recommended an ergonomic workspace and frequent breaks.

    "I recommend frequently getting up from their desk to get the blood flowing," Mendelson said.

    The most common ailment was fatigue, followed closely by stress-related headaches. More than one-quarter of respondents said they've experienced back pain or neck strain.

    Employees report fatigue, tension headaches, aches and pains and even vision problems.

    Here are some reasons your co-workers might be frequently calling in sick or racking up hefty doctor bills, according to the survey:

    40 percent of office workers have experienced fatigue as a result of job-related stress or exertion.
    35 percent have had stress-related headaches.
    27 percent have gotten back pain, while 26 percent have felt neck strain.
    18 percent reported repetitive motion injuries (i.e. wrist sprain, hand cramp, etc.) as a result of at-work stress.

    Other listed physical ailments included stomach discomfort (17 percent) and vision problems (15 percent).
    Only about one in three office workers (34 percent) said they had not experienced any physical problems due to job-related stress or exertion.

    Workplace massages ranked as the most wanted remedy, according to 46 percent of workers, followed by ergonomic desk chairs at 36 percent. Nearly one-quarter said larger or adjustable computer screens would alleviate some of their pain, while 27 percent would rather take more breaks to relieve stress.

    And what causes office stress? Many workers said that they would change some things about their jobs in order to reduce stress. Dealing with office politics was cited the most, according to 43 percent of office workers. Dealing with problem clients came in second place, with 25 percent, and handling a difficult boss or client was third, with 21 percent of office workers wishing to alter these aspects of their job

    But an employee can dream, right? When surveyed, the employees said there are many things they would rather do than being at work.

    Almost three-quarters of U.S. office workers (71 percent) would prefer to spend time with their family (56 percent) and/or friends (54 percent) if their jobs required less effort, thus giving them more free time and energy outside of work hours.
    Exercise was mentioned by many, with 61 percent of workers wanting to burn off their office frustrations, while 57 percent would travel and 55 percent would choose to read.

    36 percent would volunteer.
    35 percent would go to the movies or sleep.
    34 percent would kick back in front of the television.

    Swingline Workplace Tools, a unit of ACCO Brands Corp., sponsored the study and polled 909 adults nationwide who work in an office setting.

    Distributed by Internet Broadcasting Systems, Inc. The Associated Press contributed to this report.
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    November 1, 2006 -- Great balls of fire!

    A man celebrating Halloween in a bar in Suamico, Wis., suffered burns when his homemade sheep costume caught fire. Fire officials believe the costume - made of cotton balls and glue - had been accidentally ignited by another bar patron's cigarette.
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    It has been reported that as the victim was being carried out he was heard to say

    "I will sue ewe"
    Psychiatrists state 1 in 4 people has a mental illness.
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    Trust you to make that call Ian.
    "There are only two things that i know are infinite, the universe and human stupidity. And im not so sure about the former."

    For all the life of me, i cant see a firefighter going to hell. At least not for very long. We would end up putting out all the fires and annoying the devil too much.

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    November 2, 2006 -- A sheriff's deputy in Columbus, Ind., followed his instincts - and his nose - and ended up catching two cheesy thieves. He was questioning witnesses about the knifepoint holdup of a pizza deliverywoman when he became suspicious and followed one of them home. That's where he caught a whiff of a pepperoni-and-sausage pie and knew he was on the right track. A search uncovered the purloined pizzas and cash.
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    New weapon in battle of the bulge...
    SYDNEY, Nov 2 (Reuters Life!) - Size really does count,
    just ask Australian underwear maker AussieBum which has just
    launched the "Wonderjock" for men who want to look bigger.
    Since the launch seven days ago, AussieBum says it has sold
    50,000 pairs of "Wonderjock," mostly on its Web site
    www.aussiebum.com and a handful of stores around the world.
    "The design of the underwear, separates and lifts. The
    fabric cup protrudes everything out in front instead of down
    toward the ground," said "Wonderjock" designer Sean Ashby.
    "There is no padding, rings or strings," said Ashby, a
    co-founder of the Internet-based AussieBum firm.
    Ashby said the idea for the "Wonderjock" was the result of
    online feedback from customers who expressed an interest in
    looking bigger, just like women using the "Wonderbra."
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    Noodle-bar robber pays bill before getaway
    TOKYO (Reuters) - Police are looking for a robber who held
    up a noodle bar in western Japan then paid for his meal and
    waited for his change before making off.
    The young man ate a bowl of "ramen" noodles and a side
    order of fried chicken at a restaurant in the city of Osaka on
    Wednesday then produced a knife and forced a waitress to hand
    over takings of 46,000 yen ($393), the Sports Nippon newspaper
    said.
    When the woman demanded he pay for his meal, the robber
    gave her 1,000 yen and waited for his 100 yen change before
    running away, the paper said.
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    Ex-inmate spotted trick-or-treating in prison suit
    WHITE PLAINS, N.Y. Nov 1 (Reuters Life!) - Jail officials
    feared an escapee was on the loose on Halloween night when a
    former inmate was spotted trick-or-treating in his orange
    prison jumpsuit, authorities said.
    A corrections officer spotted the former inmate, Oscar
    Aponte, 32, going house to house with his son in his hometown
    of Peekskill, north of New York City.
    The officer alerted the Westchester County Jail and the
    prison was locked down while all inmates were accounted for,
    said Susan Tolchin, chief adviser to the county executive.
    Authorities believed the former inmate smuggled the orange
    jumpsuit out of the jail when he was released in September
    after a four-month stay for a probation violation.
    "It was a really poor choice of costume," Tolchin said.
    "We're investigating how he got it out because when they are
    discharged they leave with their belongings in a clear plastic
    bag."
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    Police on lookout for model behavior...
    By Krittivas Mukherjee MUMBAI, Nov 2 (Reuters Life!) -
    Indian police have an unusual undercover surveillance job this
    week, scanning the ramps and observing models at a top fashion
    show to check that no one intentionally displays too much
    flesh.
    Police in plain clothes mingled with India's
    cigar-chomping, crystal-clinking class at the Lakme Fashion
    Week, after busting zippers and slipping bustiers at the show's
    last edition sparked a morality debate in the conservative
    country.
    "We are keeping an eye on each show. We don't want any bad
    example to be set," said Sanjay Mohite, deputy commissioner of
    police in Mumbai, India's financial and entertainment capital.
    In March, a series of "wardrobe malfunctions" at the show
    saw models exposing their breasts and buttocks, sending
    newspapers and television channels into a frenzy of excitement.
    Indian police even launched an investigation into the
    incidents, but later concluded that the clothes had come undone
    by accident.
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    Question The ACID test?

    Mystery acid attack hits banknotes
    FRANKFURT (Reuters) - German banknotes have been falling to
    pieces due to a mysterious acid attack in recent months, a
    central bank spokesman said Thursday.
    Police are investigating why more than 1,000, banknotes
    worth between five and 100 euros ($6.38-$128) have crumbled
    shortly after being withdrawn from cash machines, said
    Bundesbank spokesman Wolf-Ruediger Bengs.
    "We've never seen a case like this," he said.
    The first incident was reported in Berlin in June. Tests
    have shown the notes were contaminated with a powerful acid,
    and the Bundesbank has ruled out problems with the printing
    process.
    "At the moment it's still unclear if we're talking about
    unintentional damage or a conscious manipulation," the
    spokesman added.
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    South Korea moves to legalise miniskirts
    SEOUL, Nov 3 (Reuters) - Hot pants and miniskirts will soon
    be legal in South Korea.
    The country is in the final stages of revising an indecency
    law that people from wearing revealing outfits and was once
    enforced by ruler-wielding police during authoritarian
    governments in the 1970s, officials said.
    "The law for excessive exposure does not match our current
    society," said Kim Jae-kwang, an official with the Korea
    Legislation Research Institute.
    Under authoritarian rule, police could arrest or fine women
    for their fashion choices. They also took scissors to men whose
    hair they felt was too long and tossed people in jail for
    unauthorised dancing.
    The rules stayed on the books as South Korea moved to an
    open democracy in the late 1980s, but were no longer enforced.
    Now miniskirts are about as common as traffic jams in the
    capital of Seoul and police have long given up on measuring the
    distance from knees to hemlines.
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    Exclamation ??????????????? Huh?

    "Misogynist" Austrian urinals flushed out to eBay
    VIENNA, Nov 2 (Reuters) - Four urinals shaped like a woman's
    lips went on sale on eBay on Thursday after being removed from a
    public toilet in Vienna following protests from women's groups
    who said they were sexist.
    Designed by Viennese artist Rudolf Scheffel for the
    "toilet-bar Vienna" next to the National Opera, the urinals
    featured lips covered in red, orange or blue lipstick, a bright
    red tongue and gleaming white teeth.
    The urinals were in the toilets for three years but raised
    an outcry in the run-up to Austria's Oct. 1 parliamentary
    election when they were used by political party supporters
    attending rallies nearby.
    Women's rights campaigners described the urinals as sexist
    and misogynist. They will be restored to their original
    condition before being sold, the toilet's operator said on
    auction Web site eBay.
    "Each urinal will, of course, be meticulously cleaned," the
    seller said. "The artist himself will sandblast it, brush the
    mouth's teeth, and give them a new varnish."
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    November 3, 2006 -- When a cop in Reno, Nev., pulled over an SUV that had been creeping along, weaving and stopping in the middle of moving traffic, he found a 7-year-old boy behind the wheel and his drunken dad in the passenger seat. The father explained that he was teaching his son to drive because he was too wasted. Daddy was jailed on child-endangerment charges; his son was taken home to Mommy.
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    November 4, 2006 -- Orthodontist Dan Ryan of Willison, Vt., wants to root out tooth decay. That's why he's offered to buy back all the trick-or-treat Halloween candy collected by his young patients - for $1 a pound. He'll donate the goodies and a matching amount of money to a food bank.
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    November 6, 2006 -- Well, that's a wrap. A Michigan woman will not be charged after trying to sell mummified human remains on eBay. The remains, likely from a child, were once part of a Scottish anatomist's collection that came to the United States in 1820.
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    November 7, 2006 -- Jerry Rose might have gotten away with murder - if not for a party game he played over the summer. As part of the game, when asked to name the stupidest thing he'd ever done, he answered, "Shot a guy in the head." All was just fine until his girlfriend mentioned the remark to cops in Jackson, Mich., who were investigating a series of break-ins, and they busted Hall for an unsolved murder
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    November 8, 2006 -- Salt Lake City, Utah, is considering turning sewer waste into energy. Under a pilot project, a downtown building will be heated using solid waste and the water that runs in sewage pipes after it drains from toilets, showers and sinks.

    Talk about waste not, want not.
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    November 10, 2006 -- Here's a genuinely foul twist on being rear-ended by a bus. An Ohio family is suing Greyhound over a load of human waste that one of its buses dumped on their SUV while they were traveling on an interstate highway in Toledo. According to the lawsuit, waste from the bus' sanitary tank went through the SUV's open windows and sunroof, drenching the four unlucky occupants and contaminating the inside and outside of their vehicle with its contents.
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    November 10, 2006 -- The City Council has revived a proposal to buy special "jumbo" ambulances for the morbidly obese, officials told The Post. The idea for the ambulances - which can easily transport people over 500 pounds - has languished in the council for years, but now lawmakers plan to hold a hearing on the issue on Tuesday. It was spurred by the plight of labor leader, 420-pound Mark Rosenthal, who suffered a stroke in 2003. The District Council 37 representative was forced to lie strapped on an ambulance floor, because the stretcher couldn't fit him. "We have to ensure that no one has to ride on the floor of an ambulance again; we would not stand for it for any protected group," said Councilman James Sanders Jr. (D-Queens), the bill's sponsor. "I'm insisting that the city has one so if there is a call we know that we can save someone's life. We read of these cases where we have to cut a wall to save someone's life then we don't have a way to transport them." Miguel Martinez, chairman of the council's Fire and Criminal Justice Committee, added that the council wants to ensure the Fire Department is equipped for every New Yorker, morbidly obese or not. "We've seen pictures of cranes used to lift people," Martinez (D-Manhattan) said. "And in this city we should be able to transport these citizens." A spokesman for American Medical Response said the company developed its "bariatric" ambulance because the demand was growing. The vehicle costs about $50,000 more than their average, $75,000-$100,000 ambulances. "Generally the use of the vehicles are prearranged," said Eric Berthel, spokesman for the company. "We have placed them in our larger markets and we were among the first to recognize the need for this kind of service." Rosenthal said the ambulances would prove to be cost-effective for the city and could come in handy for transporting multiple people in a catastrophic event. "There is a use for them," he said. "The only difference is they are lion-size." Rosenthal said he believed that buying the supersized ambulances would "end the last vestige of discrimination." "It's going to save lives," he said. "You can't put a price on that." But it appears city officials aren't eager to buy jumbo ambulances just yet. FDNY spokesman Frank Gribbon said the agency had in the last few years been acquiring stretchers that could lift people up to 700 pounds and are used in regular ambulances. "We have more than 164 ambulances equipped with these stretchers," Gribbon said. Ambulances had been equipped with stretchers that could lift people up to 400 pounds. "We feel this is adequate for now," Gribbon added.
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    Model Pope? Church Leader Poses For Calendar

    POSTED: 12:35 pm EST November 9, 2006

    VATICAN CITY -- It promises to be the most famous papal calendar since Pope Gregory the 13th.

    He already has been spotted as a fashion follower, from his signature shades and shoes to his ermine trimmed velvet robes. But now Pope Benedict XVI is trying his hand at modeling -- for a 2007 calendar to come out later this month.

    An Italian Catholic weekly said the calendar features 14 original poses of the 79-year-old pontiff with his shock of white hair. They were taken during an entire day of shooting this summer at Castel Gandolfo, the pope's country residence near Rome.

    But while many VIP calendars often feature celebrities in flashy or scanty attire, the papal version is as chaste as it is charitable. Proceeds from the photos of the pope dressed in his traditional white cassock and white skull cap will go to a mission in Rwanda.

    For each calendar sold, 1 euro ($1.28) will go to the charity. The calendar comes with the magazine for an extra charge of 5 euros ($6.40.) It hits Italian newsstands on Nov. 23.

    Copyright 2006 by The Associated Press.
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    Man Says Bibles Stopped Bullet

    POSTED: 11:06 am EST November 8, 2006

    JACKSONVILLE, Fla. -- A 54-year-old Florida man credits two small Bibles in his shirt pocket with saving his life when they stopped a bullet.

    The man, whose name was withheld because his attackers are still at large, told Orange Park police that two men he didn't recognize ambushed him with a rifle as he carried bags of garbage to a trash bin.

    He said his attackers then fled in opposite directions.

    The man said the bullet was stopped by two New Testaments that he was carrying in his shirt pocket to give to friends. Police took them as evidence.

    The Florida Times-Union reported that aside from a red mark and a pain in his chest, the man was not injured.

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    November 12, 2006 -- This lawman's a real pizza party-pooper. Sheriff David Smith of Columbiana County, Ohio, is fuming about plans for an inmate pizza party during the Ohio State-Michigan football game, but said he isn't sure he can do much about it, because the jail is run privately by a Massachusetts company. A notice obtained by the Youngstown Vindicator newspaper says each inmate will get three slices of pizza on game day, Nov. 18, as a way to show support for the Buckeyes.
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    November 13, 2006 -- A Singapore teen broke the Guinness record for fastest text-messaging when he typed a 160- character message in less than 42 seconds yesterday. Ang Chuang Yang, 16, used his cellphone to tap out: "The razor-toothed piranhas of the genera Serrasalmus and Pygocentrus are the most ferocious freshwater fish in the world. In reality they seldom attack a human."

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    Now take your last two posts and combine the toppings.

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