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    Default SEX on the fire truck!

    SSSSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTT TTTTTTT!!!!!!

    Damn, this is fun.

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    Ahhhh that felt soooo goood!....thanks! George
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    Hmm Sex on the firetruck and then a splat - kinda makes me wonder if I need to notify my infection control officer that I may have been exposed to some bodily fluid

    George - PLEASE tell us that was a Pie (and not a cream one either!)
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    NO pie. In this heat, it was a big, fat water balloon.
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    Has he wipes his forehead....FEEWEE!!!!
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    rotflmao. "Backdraft"?
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    Someone was hose testing.
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    Thanks George...just the thing to beat the heat!

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    Man George.....With all the stuff you post I was thinking that this was gonna be a good one...... you got me!
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    As I poised my mouse to click on this topic, I KNEW it was another of George's "Made you look" posts, but I HAD to click.........
    9/11/01 Never forget Never forgive

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    Sex in the firetruck?

    Reminds me of a time up in Ringwood State Park....on patrol with a sweet young lady...on a fire road in the middle of nowhere and then it happened.

    Nah....that's stuff you only dream about.

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    Cool PIE?

    I like pie on the fire truck, funny seems that went out of fashion when we took the beer out of the station... go figure!
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    Me first, I'm a pensioner--how much ? All I ask is be gentle with me!!
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    lol
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    Cool Mea Culpa....

    I must admit that I got 'pied' yesterday, but didn't post my congrats until now....
    ^^wipes hardened pie from face^^
    You got us good George!!!

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    Now ... what if, let's say, a law enforcement officer, who happened to be a volunteer fireman, met a little lady in the firehouse, and things got a little frisky ... would this LEO have to keep his handgun on him at all times? Could he take it off ... before climbing up to the hosebed? After climbing up to the hosebed? Where would he keep it? In a lockbox ... in his car ... hang it at his locker?

    If he didn't take it off, what would be the chances of an "accidental discharge"?

    ... because as we all know ... LEO's are on 24/7/365 ... right?

    Good one George ...

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    Originally posted by PAVolunteer
    Now ... what if, let's say, a law enforcement officer, who happened to be a volunteer fireman, met a little lady in the firehouse, and things got a little frisky ... would this LEO have to keep his handgun on him at all times? Could he take it off ... before climbing up to the hosebed? After climbing up to the hosebed? Where would he keep it? In a lockbox ... in his car ... hang it at his locker?

    If he didn't take it off, what would be the chances of an "accidental discharge"?

    ... because as we all know ... LEO's are on 24/7/365 ... right?

    Good one George ...

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    PA, not for nuthin', but any self-respecting LEO would definitely treat his little lady in a far more respectful manner. He would have sex with her in the backseat of his duty vehicle.

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    In the back forty of the local cemetery, right George? Nothing like the right atmosphere!
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    Originally posted by leadlo
    In the back forty of the local cemetery, right George? Nothing like the right atmosphere!
    I would presonally prefer the warm romatic glow of the mercury vapor lights at an industrial park, but that's just me.

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    I object to all this sex on the television, I mean I keep falling off (from some Monty Python skit)
    Why do I *always* have to be the calm one?
    Note to self: first spell check then post.

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    Originally posted by GeorgeWendtCFI
    He would have sex with her in the backseat of his duty vehicle.
    Hope he remembers to leave a door open. Hate to get locked in the back of your own car in a "compromising" position.
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    Talking I'll probably regret this post, but

    Doesn't it see like George knows an awful lot about this topic?

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    Originally posted by EFD840
    Doesn't it see like George knows an awful lot about this topic?
    No actual experience. Case studies, my friend, case studies.

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    Hmm, its kind of like putting those scientific terms onto things like a student being a Parentally Employed Knowledge Seeker.


    Case Studies is just another example. Its all about getting freaky in unusual places, right George??
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    Hmm, speaking of "accidental discharges of firearms" I believe I've coined a term that could go down in history books. Over here in Iraq, we try to come up with new and intresting things to do. Well, most often it involved the port-a-john. I was locked in the portajohn when I went in there for reasons that will remain unknown. My friends came around with a ratchet strap and strapped the door shut. I was in there for almost 15 minutes, alone, dark...All I can tell you was "I was cleaning it and it went off in my hand" You assume what you want.

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