09-19-2003, 03:19 PM #1
A little laughter is a GOOD thing, some pre-weekend humor
You know you're having a bad day when......
Your horn sticks on the freeway behind 32 Hell's Angels.
The worst player on the golf course wants to play you for money.
You call suicide prevention and they put you on hold.
You get to work and find a "60 Minutes" news team waiting in your office.
You turn on the evening news and they are showing emergency routes out of the city.
Your twin sister forgets your birthday.
Your 4-year-old tells you that it's almost impossible to flush a grapefruit down the toilet.
You discover that your 12-year-old's idea of humor is putting crazy glue in your Preparation H.
It costs more to fill up your car than it did to buy it.
You wake up to the soothing sound of running water ... and remember that you just bought a waterbed.
Your car payment, house payment, and girlfriend are three months overdue.
The bird singing outside your window is a vulture.
You wake up and your braces are stuck together.
You call your answering service and they tell you it's none of your business.
Your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife/ex-husband.
Your income tax refund check bounces.
You put both contact lenses in the same eye.
You compliment the boss' wife on her unusual perfume and she isn't wearing any.
You call your wife and tell her that you would like to eat out tonight and when you get home there is a sandwich on the front porch.
The restaurant check has been on the table for ten minutes... and no one has touched it.
Nothing you own is actually paid for.
Airline food starts to taste good.
Your mother approves of the person you are dating.
Your doctor tells you that you are allergic to chocolate chip cookies.
You have to borrow from your VISA to pay off your MASTERCARD.
You realize that you have memorized the back of your cereal box.
Everyone loves your driver's license picture.
You realize that the phone number on the bathroom wall of the bar is yours.
Your kids start treating you the same way you treated your parents.
The health inspector condemns your office coffee maker.
You look out the window of the airplane and the B.F. Goodrich Blimp is gaining on you.
The gypsy fortune teller offers to refund your money.
People think you are 50... and you really are.
You are pigging out at McDonald's by yourself and the manager orders the numbers on the sign outside changed.
Your new lover calls to tell you "Last night was terrific." and you remember that you were home by yourself.To the world you might be one person, but to one person you just might be the world.
GO WHITE SOX!!!!!
09-19-2003, 04:04 PM #2
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HEHEEEHEHE The four year old one is just a little too close to the truth.If you don't do it RIGHT today, when will you have time to do it over? (Hall of Fame basketball player/coach John Wooden)
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09-19-2003, 04:07 PM #3
LOL! That's funny!
Bruce , 19, EMT-1D, C.A.
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"ALWAYS REMEMBER, NEVER FORGET".
09-20-2003, 01:10 PM #4
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- May 2002
tooo freakin' funny!!!!September 11th - Never Forget
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