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    Talking A Little Birdy Told Me Da Rev

    Was Offering Private Lessons, or maybe it was that he had a handle on where to volunteer.. or something like that

    Oct 16, 10:21 AM EDT

    Mich. Students Learn Art of Kissing




    DEARBORN, Mich. (AP) -- The challenge wasn't getting students to show up for a lecture given by a kissing expert, it was recruiting volunteers to demonstrate for the group.

    Of the 200 students who showed up Wednesday to see author Michael Christian speak at the University of Michigan-Dearborn, just five - three men and two women - were willing to lock lips.

    Christian implored those jammed into the auditorium: Who else will volunteer?

    And then, a nervous 17-year-old from Eastpointe raised her hand, spoke briefly with Christian and filled an empty seat next to the young man without a partner.

    The crowd applauded, and the show began.




    Over the next hour, Christian, author of the book "The Art of Kissing," walked the volunteers through techniques and variations on 30 kisses, the Detroit Free Press reported in a Thursday story.

    One female volunteer performed a kiss so erotic that an audience member jumped up with a freshly written sign that said "10."

    Christian delivers his PG-13-rated show full-time to college campuses across the country. The student activities board at the University of Michigan-Dearborn brought him in for an undisclosed fee.

    Organizer Tim Trunzo, a senior from Woodhaven, said he fielded a concerned question or two from students about the propriety of the event, but men and women in the crowd Wednesday left smiling.

    Most people know the French kiss (the favorite of men and women, Christian said), but he also had his subjects demonstrate the vacuum kiss (suck the breath from your partner), the butterfly kiss (eyelashes fluttering against another's cheek) and the Trobriand Islands kiss, an aggressive liplock involving the teeth, the hair and the eyelashes.

    Christian, a slight man with graying hair who said he's engaged, spoke of tongues, braces, electricity, giggles, first kisses, racing hearts, tears, caresses, earlobes and hickeys.

    Most of all, Christian said, he was there to promote the beauty and grace of one of humanity's most thrilling gifts.

    "If you do it right," he said, "it feels like your souls are merging."

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    Hey Mal -

    Maybe you should sign up and find out what you've been doing wrong all of these years!
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    Hey Rev, rumour has it that while I might be a bit rusty, there is not much more 'learning' needed. But practice is always good to keep up any skill.
    If you don't do it RIGHT today, when will you have time to do it over? (Hall of Fame basketball player/coach John Wooden)

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    Dammit Rick! Post this stuff when there's time for a guy to go and sit in on it!!

    I'll volunteer!

    OOO-OOO-OOO!!! Pick me! Pick me! Pick me!!
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    Pick me! Pick me! Pick me!!


    Oh Mal- Is there some sort of correlation between these threads you have been posting lately? Space elevators, giant SUV's, kissing lessons? Inquiring minds want to know.


    This elevator "goes to the Top" and then some.
    who says that women may not want a "bigger" SUV???
    If you do it right," he said, "it feels like your souls are merging
    But practice is always good to keep up any skill.

    I think I see a trend here.

    Forgive me, it has been a long week.
    Last edited by superchef; 10-16-2003 at 03:41 PM.

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    Originally posted by superchef
    I think I see a trend here.

    Forgive me, it has been a long week.
    Always forgiven, but NEVER FORGOTTEN!!
    If you don't do it RIGHT today, when will you have time to do it over? (Hall of Fame basketball player/coach John Wooden)

    "I may be slow, but my work is poor." Chief Dave Balding, MVFD

    "Its not Rocket Science. Just use a LITTLE imagination." (Me)

    Get it up. Get it on. Get it done!

    impossible solved cotidie. miracles postulo viginti - quattuor hora animadverto

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