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    Talking Nobody said he was smart

    I read in the local rag...er, uh, newspaper that one of my recent "customers" that we had arrested on an arson charge had violated his probation. (imagine that!)

    The story I've heard was that he had smoked a little "herb", and knew he was due for a drug test as part of his probation. Although this was what I thought was pretty stupid on it's own, I learned that the best was yet to come. He had this whole thing figured out. He'd just get an adult friend to pee in a bottle for him. No problem! He's got this whole system worked out! (The fact that he was able to do this at all brings up a whole different topic.)

    Not just yet, Grasshopper! It seems your buddy's urine that you submitted for your drug test has come back positive for cocaine! DOH!

    Don't ya think that if one is "smart" enough to give someone else's urine for a drug test, they'd be smart enough to make sure that THE "DONOR" WASN'T USING TOO?!

    I guess critical thinking and problem solving isn't exactly his forte.
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    Default Re: Nobody said he was smart

    Originally posted by Steamer

    I guess critical thinking and problem solving isn't exactly his forte.
    Aaahh but you see, he was exercising critical thinking and problem solving. Unfortunately, his "herbal" experience gave him an psychodelic aspect to his delema. I mean, what's a little "coke" between friends eh?
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