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    Man indicted for arson in aborted suicide

    Thursday, December 11, 2003

    A troubled man who wanted to commit suicide by standing in a burning mobile police unit in June has been indicted on arson charges.

    A grand jury in Superior Court in Paterson handed up the indictment Tuesday, charging Luis Baker, 30, of Paterson with third-degree arson.

    Baker could receive a three- to five-year prison sentence if he is convicted.

    According to authorities, Baker was a drug addict who wanted to kill himself inside a Paterson Police Mobile Trailer parked inside the Alexander Hamilton Housing Development on June 11.

    He used gasoline to light a fire inside the trailer and stood amid the flames, authorities said. But Baker became terrified by the heat of the flames and jumped out a window.

    Baker sought to hide from police inside the housing complex, but he left a trail of blood that led officers to him, authorities said.

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    Well, look on the bright side. At least it was the police trailer and not the FD's fire safety trailer....
    Even the burger-flippers at McDonald's probably have some McWackers.

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    Chalk up another one for STUPIDITY!
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    Criminals make the best comedians! don't ya think?. ...haha

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    Why would you ever want to burn yourself alive when you could step out in front of a bus and get it over with so much quicker?

    I guess I can understand why some folks want to cash in their chips, but to do it in such an elaborate and drawn out way makes no sense to me.

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