02-04-2004, 03:44 PM #1
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Martians Landing in Nebraska Better Think Again
What's The Bag Limit?
I always encourage lawmakers to pursue truly important and relevant courses of action, and Omaha, Neb., state Sen. Ernie Chambers is my current poster child. He has filed bills in the Nebraska Legislature to protect his constituents' rights to hunt martians.
That's right. If Sen. Ernie has his way, any martians landing in Nebraska had better watch their little green butts.
Chambers has also filed motions to permit the hunting of Bigfoot and Osama bin Laden within state borders.
This does beg a few questions, though. What do martians taste like? Space chicken? What wine goes with Bigfoot? How likely is Osama bin Laden to show up in Nebraska?
I'm not sure I want to know the answer to that last one.
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