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    More Goverment Regulations......


    The FDA is considering additional warnings on beer and alcohol
    bottles, such as:

    13. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you are
    whispering when you are not.

    12. WARNING: consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing
    like an ***.

    11. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the
    same boring story over and over again until your friends want
    to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN.

    10. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings
    like thish.

    9. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that
    ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in
    the morning.

    8. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what
    the hell happened to your pants.

    7. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in
    the morning and see something really scary (whose species
    and/or name you can't remember).

    6. WARNING: consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of
    inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.

    5. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big
    guy named Chuck.

    4. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.

    3. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

    2. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the
    time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps
    of time may seem to literally disappear".

    1. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy
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    Whoa...good thing I don't consume alcohol.

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    Originally posted by Cellblock776
    Whoa...good thing I don't consume alcohol.
    Why do I not belive that?
    No longer an explorer, but I didn't wanna lose my posts.

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    Angry HEY! I RESENT THAT!!!

    I don't believe that for a second! She told me she was glad I called!!!
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    I ordered some books from FEMA and the USFA for a paper I’m writing for school and came across this disclaimer:

    “The ‘stop, drop and roll’ comments in the video are not intended to indicate actions to take when your objective is to exit a building during an alarm or fire. The ‘stop, drop and roll’ comments mentioned in the video are appropriate actions to take when your clothes are on fire.”



    I can just imagine a fully occupied building full of people stopping, dropping, and rolling around anytime the alarms go off. Man that would be a sight to see.
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    “The ‘stop, drop and roll’ comments in the video are not intended to indicate actions to take when your objective is to exit a building during an alarm or fire. The ‘stop, drop and roll’ comments mentioned in the video are appropriate actions to take when your clothes are on fire.”


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    Well I'll remember that list for tonight!

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    Whoa...good thing I don't consume alcohol.
    after reading some of your other posts....I'd agree, it is a good thing you don't drink.
    "This thread is being closed as it is off-topic and not related to the fire industry." - Isn't that what the Off Duty forum was for?

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