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    Well first of all I must say that....I do not mind you guys lifting the seat at all...the last thing i want is to sit on a wet seat Next...just put the damn thing down all ready ...sheesh...i also do not like having to get up in the middle of the night to pee and end up IN the toilet cause the seat was down...LOL...

    Firespec...I dont like to teach...and I dont think you could handle me
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    My wife in a fit of righteousness once asked (rhetorically, it turns out ) just what men would be without women.

    I answered with the first thing that came to mind: scarce.

    As you might suspect, I am quite familiar with the doghouse.
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    Awwwwwwwwwwwww ullrichk...next time just beg for forgiveness
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    Baby, I'm from Deetroit thare ain't much I can't handle
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    hehehehe ...if you say so firespec...you would be surprised tho
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    Originally posted by JenniJ375
    ACK!! Accurate?? Sheesh....glad i live alone
    It's not so bad. It's one of those things I sit here laughing at thinking "Its funny cause its true"

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    Originally posted by WannabeintheFD
    http://www.unc.edu/~miller9/50response.html


    guys response to 50 questions,
    **there was no limit to question context**
    UNC?!? Blah!

    Teach a child the ABC's...Anybody But Carolina

    Remember...Friends Don't Let Friends Become Tarholes!


    After going to NC State, I can go on and on about that...

    but anywho...

    They stole the response to #3 from Clerks!!!!
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    If it's so easy for men to put the seat down, why is it so difficult for women to do it?

    It may be uncomfortable to get your nether quarters damp but think of the trauma caused when you visit a house with a femanazi toilet seat cover and it falls down in mid stream and leaves you with visions of your extremeties getting a guilotine effect when the lid crashes down. Scares the livin begeebers out of me every time it happens.

    Anyways majority rules and in my house that means the males rule (we outnumber them 1-0) and those fuzzy seats are verboten and the seat stands at attention....unless I need to read.

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    OK ok ok ok I get it I live alone so I dont have to wory about it but still...i am the only female on my FD and well...the guys catch hell when they use MY bathroom and leave the seat up...they have their own flippin bathroom LOL LOL LOL
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    Originally posted by Adze39
    They stole the response to #3 from Clerks!!!!
    They stole the answer to #31 from Dogma!!!!
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    ok so i finally got a chance to check out that site that was posted...LOL ...too funny...some are true....LOL some I dont care
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    Originally posted by Lewiston2Capt


    They stole the answer to #31 from Dogma!!!!
    Typical UNC student...can't think of an original idea or response...



    Q: What does a UNC graduate call a Duke grad?

    A: Boss


    Q: What does a UNC grad say to a NC State grad?

    A: Would you like fries with that?
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    Originally posted by Adze39


    Typical UNC student...can't think of an original idea or response...



    Q: What does a UNC graduate call a Duke grad?

    A: Boss


    Q: What does a UNC grad say to a NC State grad?

    A: Would you like fries with that?
    Sounds like the same thing that went on between Alfred University and Alfred State College.
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    Now to all the ladies out there. Anybody who cant bother to look before they squat deserves to get a wet ***. Besides look at it as a work thing. Its a lot easier for you to flick the lid down than it is for us to lift it up.
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    where to start, huh '77 ?
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    i see it this way, just get 2 bathrooms, that way no one has to deal with one another
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    You know why UT players wear orange? So they can go straight to litter/trash pick-up after the game.

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    The way I figure it is this .......... MAJORITY rules. In my house the females outnumber the males 3:1, so that means you'd better put the damn seat down when you're done, son. He does, the only time I ever had the pleasure of sitting on a cold, wet porcelain toilet rim at 0'dark thirty was when I was married. Since I rid myself of the excess baggage I've never had that displeasure again.
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    Originally posted by 12TruckIrons
    Now to all the ladies out there. Anybody who cant bother to look before they squat deserves to get a wet ***. Besides look at it as a work thing. Its a lot easier for you to flick the lid down than it is for us to lift it up.
    Exactly. It would seem to me that one would want to look before they put their bare, exposed @ss on anything.
    Look at dogs they look, sniff and do the whole circle thing before they finally get down to business.

    Now if you live in a house with say four males and 1 female, maybe investing in a urinal would be a good idea.
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