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    Talking ready for the flame war?

    How do you know when a woman is saying something intelligent?

    When she prefaces it with "A man once told me........"

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    How many male chauvinists does it take to clean a toilet?


    None, that's womans work.

    Conversely, how many firefighters does it take to clean a toilet?


    None that's rookies work.

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    4. When floor disapears, laundry needs doing, it is a simple concept.
    No way, man; the top level is usually good to go for at least another week!!!

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    id have to agree with ThNozzleman here... why clean it if it just gets dirty again
    I havent failed, I've found 10,000 ways that don't work.

    - Thomas Edison

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    Ways that men and women are not alike (like we don't know already).
    http://www.baetzler.de/humor/differences_men_women.html

    And classes all women should be mandated to take:
    1. Combating the Imelda Marcos Syndrome:
    You Do Not Need New Shoes Everyday.


    2. Communication Skills:
    Tears-The Last Resort, Not the First.

    3. Silence, the Final Frontier:
    Where No Woman Has Gone Before.

    4. The Undiscovered Side of Banking:
    Making Deposits.

    5. Parties:
    Going Without New Outfits.

    6. Bathroom Etiquette I:
    Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too.

    7. Bathroom Etiquette II:
    His Razor Is His.

    8. Valuation:
    Just Because It's Not Important to You . . .

    9. Telephone Skills:
    How to Hang Up.

    10. Advanced Parking:
    Reversing Into A Space.

    11. Overcoming Anal Retentive Behavior:
    Leaving the Towels on the Floor.

    12. Cooking:
    How Not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People.

    13. Compliments:
    Accepting Them Gracefully.

    14. Integrating Your Laundry:
    Washing It All Together.

    15. Sex:
    It's For Married Couples Too.

    16. "Do These Jeans Make My Butt Look Big?":
    Learning Why Men Lie.
    Once an Eagle, always an Eagle.

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    "Let's say a small group of men and women are in a room, watching television, and an episode of "The Three Stooges" comes on. Immediately, the men will get very excited; they will laugh uproariously, and even try to imitate the actions of Curly, man's favorite stooge. The women will roll their eys and groan and wait it out."

    not so true... i love the stooges as much as the next guy

    "To their credit, men do not decorate their penmanship. They just chicken-scratch. Women use scented, colored stationary and they dot their "i's" with circles and hearts. Women use ridiculously large loops in their "p's" and "g's". It is a royal pain to read a note from a woman. Even when she's dumping you, she'll put a smiley face at the end of the note."

    Once again, not so true... my handwriting sucks... and my smilie faces go in the notes thank you very much


    i could go on but its too nice outside
    I havent failed, I've found 10,000 ways that don't work.

    - Thomas Edison

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    Take a look at the two birds below. Study them closely and watch their habits......... See if you can spot which of the two is the female. It can be done. Even by one with no skills whatsoever in bird watching.
    ALL GAVE SOME BUT SOME GAVE ALL
    NEVER FORGET 9-11-01
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    CAPT. Frank Callahan Ladder 35 *
    LT. John Ginley Engine 40
    FF. Bruce Gary Engine 40
    FF. Jimmy Giberson Ladder 35
    FF. Michael Otten Ladder 35 *
    FF. Steve Mercado Engine 40 *
    FF. Kevin Bracken Engine 40 *
    FF. Vincent Morello Ladder 35
    FF. Michael Roberts Ladder 35 *
    FF. Michael Lynch Engine 40
    FF. Michael Dauria Engine 40

    Charleston 9
    "If my job was easy a cop would be doing it."
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