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    The State Trooper

    A Pennsylvania State Trooper pulled a car over on I-81 about two Miles north of the PA/MD state line.When the trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver answered that he was a magician and a juggler, and he was on his way to Harrisburg to do a show that night at the Zembo Shrine Circus and didn't want to be late.

    The trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling, and if the driver would do a little juggling for him, he would not give him a ticket.

    The driver told the trooper that he had sent all of his equipment on ahead and didn't have anything to juggle.

    The trooper told him that he had some flares in the trunk of his patrol car and asked if he could juggle them.

    The juggler stated that he could, so the trooper got three flares, lit them and handed them to the juggler.

    While the man was doing his juggling act, a car pulled in behind The patrol car, a drunk got out, and watched the performance briefly.

    He then went over to the patrol car, opened the rear door and got in. The trooper observed him doing this and went over to the patrol car, opened the door, and asked the drunk what he thought he was doing.

    The drunk replied, "You might as well take my butt to jail, cause there's no way in the world I can pass that test."
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    methinks malahat27 needs some real work to do.....he has waaaaaaaaaaaaay too much time on his hands.


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    Originally posted by tanker5117
    he has waaaaaaaaaaaaay too much time on his hands.
    Mmmm no... but doing Search and Rescue report data entries all day makes for a mushy mind, that needs a little entertainment............
    If you don't do it RIGHT today, when will you have time to do it over? (Hall of Fame basketball player/coach John Wooden)

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    mushy mind

    don't push it too hard, you might dent it.


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