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    Default Dog's and Cat's Diary


    8:00 a.m. Oh, boy! Dog food! My favorite!
    9:30 a.m. Oh, boy! A car ride! My favorite!
    9:40 a.m. Oh, boy! A walk! My favorite!
    10:30 a.m. Oh, boy! Getting rubbed and petted! My favorite!
    11:30 a.m. Oh, boy! Dog food! My favorite!
    Noon- Oh, boy! The kids! My favorite!
    1:00 p.m. Oh, boy! The yard! My favorite!
    4:00 p.m. Oh, boy! The park! My favorite!
    5:00 p.m. Oh, boy! Dog food! My favorite!
    5:30 p.m. Oh, boy! Pretty Mums! My favorite!
    6:00 p.m. Oh, boy! Playing ball! My favorite!
    6:30 p.m. Oh, boy! Watching TV with my master! My favorite!
    8:30 p.m. Oh, boy! Sleeping in my masters bed! My favorite!


    Day 372 of My Captivity: My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another house plant. Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet almost succeeded; must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these evil oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair, must try this on their bed. Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in an attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was. Hmmm, not working according to plan. There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary confinement throught the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the food. More importantly, I overheard that my confinement was due to my power of "allergies". Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage. I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird, on the other hand, has got to be an informant, he speaks with them regulary. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the high metal room, his safety is assured. But, I can wait, it is only a matter of time....


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    I hate it when the cat tries to confuse me...
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    Both posts were rib-ticklers.

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