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    Default Automatic Award of the The Shut The **** Up Award...

    Nominate? Hell, this is an automatic:

    Used and abused

    Janet Jackson says that she and her breast were used.

    The singer who brought us Nipplegate feels that she’s the victim of “a plot by conservative forces” in the U.S. according to the Sunday Express of London. “I was used just to take the attention off what was really going on in the world,” Jackson told the paper. “A lot of things that actually happened, the after-effects, all that was already on the desk but everyone’s trying to point the finger, ‘See what you did, see what you did.’ I didn’t do anything. It was going to happen at some point with someone, it just so happened to be me. They made something out of nothing. ... Everybody’s got their underwear in a knot in America.”

    Jackson also spoke up in defense of her brother Michael. “Of course I worry about him, he’s my brother and I love him. ... Michael’s just like everyone else. He’s the warmest, most down-to-earth, silliest person. He has been made out to be someone he isn’t.”
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    He has been made out to be someone he isn’t.”
    by a large team of plastic surgeons.
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    Originally posted by Bones42
    by a large team of plastic surgeons.

    BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    Now THAT is funny!!!!
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    Hahahahahahahah (thats for the origianl posting and the reply)
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    Game Set and Match in favor of posts 1 and 2. Will the Jacksons please retire to some exotic island nation and fade to obscurity...
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    But I thought it was "a wardrobe error"??????

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    That doesn't seem to be the song she was singing immediately after the Super Bowl; (Nipplegate) !
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    Default "The Jacksons"...

    What a bunch of boobs !

    Pun intended


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    did someone say Nipplegate ? <<<<<<<<<
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    Automatic Award of the The Shut The **** Up Award...
    Can we give one to Jesse?
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    Originally posted by RspctFrmCalgary


    Can we give one to Jesse?
    He is pretty deserving at times.......... He could be a multiple award winner!

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    Ha, nipplegate *snickers*.

    Poor her, she got used...
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    Originally posted by ullrichk
    Game Set and Match in favor of posts 1 and 2. Will the Jacksons please retire to some exotic island nation and fade to obscurity...
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    Default Re: Automatic Award of the The Shut The **** Up Award...

    Michael’s just like everyone else.
    Sure....if you live on a planet with Argon based life forms.
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    Default Re: Automatic Award of the The Shut The **** Up Award...

    Nipplegate
    Now I dont care who you are, that was funny!!!
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    that poor girl really is 'Lost in Space'. maybe she can fill us in about her other involvments with our foreign policy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jam24u View Post
    that poor girl really is 'Lost in Space'. maybe she can fill us in about her other involvments with our foreign policy.
    What in the..........?????


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    Wow, obviously no life guard on duty in their gene pool......


    Yeah, Michael is just like everyone else...(who wants to sleep with little boys!)
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    "Just like everyone else"?!

    Look up the word "freak" in the dictionary and guess what you'll find...Michael Jackson's picture.
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    And I thought Josh was bad for digging up "dirt" {that would be threads that have been dead and burried so long that they are decomposed into fertilizer compost ....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bones42 View Post
    by a large team of plastic surgeons.
    Was it Sinbad or Arsenio Hall that said"The reason you don't see Tito around after Janet and Michael have had so many plastic surgeries is that used him for spare parts!".
    Personally,I always thought that Janet was Michael in drag.When was the last time that you saw them in the same room together?

    And lastly:breasteses.I love breasteses.MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

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    Quote Originally Posted by doughesson View Post
    And lastly:breasteses.I love breasteses.MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
    I haven't heard that phrase since I left the "Hill" 3 years ago!

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