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    Talking The lights are on, but there ain't anybody home

    My family decided to go out to dinner tonight and we ended up at one point trying to think of sayings to describe those who's mind does not necessarily reside on the same planet as the body. You know like: The lights are on, but no one is home.

    So what are your favorites?
    Mine is: The wheel is turning, but the hampster is dead.


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    Not the sharpest tool in the shed........

    Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.....

    Not the brightest bulb in the chandelier.
    IACOJ

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    One brick short of a full load...

    One sandwich short of a picnic...

    And my favorites... Sharp as a bowling ball and
    Dumb as a box of rocks.
    Never Forget 9-11-01!!!!!!
    There wasn't just 343, the other 73 rescue workers deserve to be remembered too!!!!

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    Talking And........................... .........

    Here's a Few:

    Dumber than a Bag of Hammers

    Missing a few Moving Parts

    Politically Correct

    Underqualified for the Village Idiot's job.

    Never use Force! Get a Bigger Hammer.
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    Asst. Chief John R. Woods Sr. 1937 - 2006

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    I Refuse to be a Spectator. If I come to the Game, I'm Playing.

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    Not the brightest crayon in the box

    a few fries short of a happy meal



    oh, i like this one

    George Bush

    I havent failed, I've found 10,000 ways that don't work.

    - Thomas Edison

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    Lights are on, front door is wide open, stereo is blaring, tv is on, and the phone is ringing, but no one answers...........

    OR

    He is truly outstanding. Outstanding in a field of his own, naked, in a rain storm, waiting for the bus.
    If you don't do it RIGHT today, when will you have time to do it over? (Hall of Fame basketball player/coach John Wooden)

    "I may be slow, but my work is poor." Chief Dave Balding, MVFD

    "Its not Rocket Science. Just use a LITTLE imagination." (Me)

    Get it up. Get it on. Get it done!

    impossible solved cotidie. miracles postulo viginti - quattuor hora animadverto

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    Sharp as a sack of wet mice. . .
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    a ship in a harbor is safe. . . but that's not what ships are for

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    He couldn't find his way out of a paper bag.

    Dumb as a stump.

    He's not the brightest bulb on the tree.

    Ted Kennedy.

    He must have gone to public school.

    He rode on the "special" bus.

    My mother used to say:

    "When they passed out brains, you thought they said trains, and missed yours."
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    "Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like." Will Rogers

    The borrower is slave to the lender. Proverbs 22:7 - Debt free since 10/5/2009.

    "No man's life, liberty, or property are safe while the legislature is in session." - New York Judge Gideon Tucker

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    Micheal Moore?

    The cheese slipped of his cracker.
    Even the burger-flippers at McDonald's probably have some McWackers.

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    Probie
    FNG
    rookie
    Not egnough cards in the deck to play 52 pick up.
    The elevator does not go to the top floor.

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    Elevator door is open but he's not coming out.
    mentally underloaded.
    lost in space
    having a bad brain day since the day he was born.

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    He/she must have fallen out of the coo coo's nest.
    Stay alert and be safe.

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    how about....YOUR JUST PLAIN STUPID, YOUR BOTHERING ME....i like that one
    I don't want to hear excuses. I want to see results.

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    Dumber in the head than a hog is in the a#@.

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